Kotex fits... Period. - Page 2

teedubya · 06-27-2005, 06:38 PM

What a disgusting ad campaign.

That is a vulgar ad slogan, Im offended. Who do I contact?

**luv** · 06-28-2005, 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Zebedee DuBois

See the ad where the couple are out in a row boat and there is a leak in the bottom of the boat? She plugs it up with a tampon.

If I was on a date, and she pulls out a tampon for any reason I am thinking about how soon I can conclude this date and relationship.

I could see getting freaked out if you were on a date. Pretty disappointing finding out you're not gonna score (unless you're into that sorta thing

) But the relationship too? You looking for someone who's gone through menopause already or what?

**luv** · 06-28-2005, 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

It's not so much a matter of being into it as it is just not being bothered by it.

True. Nothing that won't wash off I guess. I just hear how the guys I talk to think it's nasty.

**luv** · 06-28-2005, 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

There's lots of guys that feel that way. That's too bad for them. They're giving up a significant amount of sex.

Hell, I had a gf in college that was always much hornier at that time of the month. If I had had that hangup, I would've forfeited some of the best sex I had in college.

I had actually originally posted that I am that way too, but thought it was TMI so I edited it.

Jenson71 · 06-28-2005, 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by luv2rite

I had actually originally posted that I am that way too, but thought it was TMI so I edited it.

Yeah, unfortunately, some saw it before it was too late.

Jenson71 · 06-28-2005, 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Is your poor young psyche scarred now?

Yes. And you belittling me isn't helping my self esteem.

**luv** · 06-28-2005, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Just think, Jenson, the next time you hear a woman commenting that she's feeling a little bloated, on the inside she might be looking at you and thinking, "Say, he's cute. I'd like to drag him behind the dumpster and teach him a thing or two."

A man who can make a woman feel sexy while she's feeling bloated is a godsend.

keg in kc · 06-28-2005, 02:33 AM

Yet another thing I'm glad I don't have to deal with any more.

huskerdooz · 06-28-2005, 03:27 AM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc

Yet another thing I'm glad I don't have to deal with any more.

Why, did you give up sex with a female partner?

**ExtremeChief** · 06-28-2005, 05:13 AM

Having that not so fresh feeling during "Aunt Flo's" visit??? Are you tired of purchasing multiple items for the times when "the painter is in town"? Well have we got good news for you!!

From the makers of Kotex, Glade Plug-Ins, and Summers Eve comes...

The Tamplug.

The all-in-one tampon, douche, and freshener when your busy schedule won't allow you to multi-task. As your "lady juice" is being discharged, it is absorbed by the tamplug, then chemically reacts to change into vinegar for cleaning, and gives off a fresh, just cleaned your coffee pot aroma.

Coming soon... for those extra heavy days, the Oreck Tamplug.

JohnnyV13 · 06-28-2005, 05:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz

they should put little jokes on the tampons maybe it would put them in alittle better mood

I've long had the idea that a chinese manufacturer should print fortunes on tampons, just like on cookies. Then ovulating women would know the pleasures of "Help, I'm trapped in a chinese tampon factory!" jokes.

WolfDawg · 06-28-2005, 06:10 AM

Maybe they should go with

Kotex, swab your twat!

Dr. Johnny Fever · 06-28-2005, 06:33 AM

So I'm flipping through my daughters' latest issue of "Seventeen" magazine the other day....because hey..... I'm a pervert............ and there is this full page ad for some brand of tampon.....it's an under water scene showing a woman scuba diving near the surface... and in the distance........................... a shark............. and the words "when you really need to stop leakage." scrolled across the picture..............

Jesus Christ.....

Soupnazi · 06-28-2005, 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by beer me

So I'm flipping through my daughters' latest issue of "Seventeen" magazine the other day....because hey..... I'm a pervert............ and there is this full page ad for some brand of tampon.....it's an under water scene showing a woman scuba diving near the surface... and in the distance........................... a shark............. and the words "when you really need to stop leakage." scrolled across the picture..............

Jesus Christ.....

That's f'ing vile.

I never understood the need for tampon advertisement. I always figured it was the type of thing that sold itself.

TEX · 06-28-2005, 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Ali Chi3fs

What a disgusting ad campaign.

That is a vulgar ad slogan, Im offended. Who do I contact?

Way more to life than wasting time getting offended over something so stupid.

FWIW - I think it's funny.

ROYC75 · 06-28-2005, 07:59 AM

This ole boy has plowed many of muddy fields in his lifetime.........

06-27-2005, 06:38 PM
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Dr. Johnny Fever stax of wax Join Date: Feb 2004 Casino cash: $10004900	So I'm flipping through my daughters' latest issue of "Seventeen" magazine the other day....because hey..... I'm a pervert............ and there is this full page ad for some brand of tampon.....it's an under water scene showing a woman scuba diving near the surface... and in the distance........................... a shark............. and the words "when you really need to stop leakage." scrolled across the picture.............. Jesus Christ..... __________________ courtesy of BoneKrusher "Baseball? It's just a game. As simple as a ball and bat, yet as complex as the American spirit it symbolizes. It's a sport, a business and sometimes a religion." Ernie Harwell
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