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I'm not permitted to act out in front of my wife. I did however beat the shit(no pun intended) out of a toilet that continued to plug up. I hit the damn thing with the plunger, the SOB broke and flooded the floor and the basement. I learned my lesson because I ended up replacing the toilet, vanity, wallpaper and the tile floor. ****ing toilet had to go and I had to remodel. As I said, I'm not permitted to act out.
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Join Date: Mar 2005
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There have been times where my g/f has walked out and slammed the door in front of my roomates, not that I care, but then she gets mad when I didn't go outside to talk to her when she was in her care getting ready to leave?!?!? She says that I didn't care?!?!? Man I really need to work on this decoding of girl code. I knew she was pissed, she left, so I let her.
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It all comes with age and experience. Just don't put up with this crap. Treat a '2 year olds' behavior for what it is.
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Join Date: Sep 2004
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Oh and if and when you break up with this girl, expect a few episodes of stuff like this to happen.
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I think my unconscience realises that if I break my own property, there will just be more reasons for me to be upset lkater on when I come out of it.
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angry spouse/girlfriend
well it's like this, and it think that i qualify as a quotable speaker on this . when it comes to women if you are low on money or she is out of money well, your are going to see her go into bitch mode real quick. i have been married twice and for a total of 38 years and if theres one thing i have learned .....IF IT'S GOT TITS OR TIRES IT WILL GIVE YOU TROUBLE...
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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my wife has thrown almost everything and everything, we have gone through about 5 cordless phones because my wife just gets mad and chucks them... we have had multiple plaster repairs due to her throwing toys or just whatever she can get her hands on.... I have had fat lips and black eyes...
if you look up the worst thing you have ever done to your woman thread then you can see i sometimes deserve it. there was one incident where i poured 3 week old curdled baby forumla all over her as she slept. |
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it was pretty gross.. it was all up in her hair and her face.. it was like 2am- She didnt wake up right away either so it had just a moment to settle in... the stench was unbearable and i think my coughing is what woke her up. |
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Did you hear what I said?
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2. What was her reaction? |
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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We had been fighting about something I dont really remember what- and I was f'n Pissed... she got mad and went to sleep.. it left me time to plot, i was laying on the floor thinking... and i looked over and saw a full baby bottle that was old curdled... so i said..yeah.. yeah.. thats it... just walked in and threw it on her face because thats what was showing not under the blanket... as far as her reaction... there was not much she could do .. it was all over she just had to go clean up.... i went for a smoke and then she went back to bed.... |
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![]() all is good now.... after the her smoking incident things have taken a turn for the better. |
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Oh shit SLAG, that is disgustingly hilarious.
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