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pie is never free
Join Date: Sep 2006
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Supporter
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Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Tell her the story about how you laughed when a guy's dog died and how cool that made you.
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Like I woke up in Wonderland..
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: KCMO
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I didn't laugh, I asked a question.
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#5 |
You Sweetie!
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Reservations @ Dorsia?
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FINALLY! The wait is over.
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Future Is Now!!!
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An obtuse, puckered up asshole. Go on a date with a big fat dick and relax.
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#7 |
don't tell me about collage
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Los Angeles
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roofie ?
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Missouri
Casino cash: $9960055
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Depends..how much money will you have left over after you pay her?
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#9 |
Eh
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: on top
Casino cash: $10004900
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Paint his house?
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pie is never free
Join Date: Sep 2006
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Obligatory Thoughtcriminal
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Flux,awaiting an observer
Casino cash: $10004900
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Get really plastered and then brag about the times you've DWI'd.
If she laughs and tells you how cool you are, you've probably found your mental and moral equivalent. Then you may not need to bother with the usual Roofie-colada. [/giggity]
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#12 |
In Pat We Trust
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Albuquerque, NM
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Activities for a fun first date
Invite her to see you and your band perform open mike night in between shower shows at the gay bar. Go out after the performance for some Irish car bombs (see who can drink more in an hour) and then drive her home with your eyes closed.
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#13 |
You Sweetie!
Join Date: Sep 2005
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BE CAREFUL NSFW.
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oxymoron
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: OP/KC/Whatever
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Cheetoes and MD 20/20 while you watch 70s porn together on your 19" xenith.
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Obligatory Thoughtcriminal
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Flux,awaiting an observer
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If you've never watched "Devil's Ecstasy" when intoxicated and fooling around with your significant other, I recommend it.
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