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Old 02-23-2009, 06:00 PM  
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So I know this is a football forum, but its the off-season, so I'm hoping this is okay.

There's a girl at work that's driving me insane. She flirts with me non-stop, and then says she doesn't want a relationship. That's cool... I'm not exactly into dating right now either. But then she teases me non-stop. She was telling me all sorts of intimate details about herself (even what she sounds like when she orgasms!), and then the next minute she's really standoffish, like doesn't want to go see a movie.

So she's a "coquette," or a c*ck tease. I see this, and I'm okay with it. But I'm trying to steer clear of getting involved with this girl, and now she's all calling me up and stuff... Its driving me insane! I wish women could be understood. All I want to know is what the hell is going on...

So any other guys out there, if you feel the need to vent about a girl (wife, gf, girl at work, hot chick at bar) who is really making your life crap, lets hear about it. I think a good emotional cleansing is good for the soul.

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Old 02-23-2009, 06:09 PM   #16
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Old 02-23-2009, 06:10 PM   #17
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don't risk your job over this Twit.... steer clear of office romance. PERIOD.
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Old 02-23-2009, 06:11 PM   #18
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This is a terrible problem. Complex, as well. Unfortunately, more information is needed before I can be of any assistance to you, Mr. The Buddha.

Is she attractive?
How old is she?
How does she dress?
How does she wear her hair?
Does she use an inordinate amount of makeup?
When she describes her orgasm, does she use the phrase, "The little crabs run like hell."?

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Old 02-23-2009, 06:12 PM   #19
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don't risk your job over this Twit.... steer clear of office romance. PERIOD.
We technically don't work together. I just see her a lot.

And you're right. I wish I could turn into a freaking sponge or barnacle, or some other sort of asexual creature. I don't wanna be gay, but women are so dumb and annoying sometimes I just want to go insane. WHY DO I WANT TO BE AROUND THESE PEOPLE WHO DRIVE ME INSANE!?!
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Old 02-23-2009, 06:12 PM   #20
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It works at annoying me! I would never date a girl who was so hot/cold. I like stability. This girl at this point means nothing more to me than sex, and since I am not a player (I wish I was sometimes...lol), she means not much to me.
Then why'd you ask her to the movies? huh? huh? huh?

And if she was nothing more then sex, why would she be more if you were a player?

I'M SO CONFUSED
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Old 02-23-2009, 06:13 PM   #21
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We technically don't work together. I just see her a lot.

And you're right. I wish I could turn into a freaking sponge or barnacle, or some other sort of asexual creature. I don't wanna be gay, but women are so dumb and annoying sometimes I just want to go insane. WHY DO I WANT TO BE AROUND THESE PEOPLE WHO DRIVE ME INSANE!?!
Because you feel at home?
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Old 02-23-2009, 06:13 PM   #22
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This is a terrible problem. Complex, as well. Unfortunately, more information is needed before I can be of any assistance to you, Mr. The Buddha.

Is she attractive?
How old is she?
How does she dress?
How does she wear her hair?
Does she use an inordinate amount of makeup?
When she describes her orgasm, does she use the phrase, "The little crabs run like hell."?

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She's about a 7, is 19, dresses rather revealingly. Her hair is wavy and normal-looking, I don't know how much makeup she wears, and she told me when she has a really strong orgasm, she tends to hyperventilate to the point of blacking out for a very short time.
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Old 02-23-2009, 06:15 PM   #24
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...she tends to hyperventilate to the point of blacking out for a very short time.
The French call it Le Petite Mort.

She reads too many romance novels.
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Old 02-23-2009, 06:15 PM   #25
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Because you feel at home?
But I don't. I get uncomfortable around women, like I can't be me. I try not to act nervous, but I'm sure I do. I really suck with women.

I don't get many dates either. But for some damn genetic reason, I feel a need to pair-bond with a woman, when I should just be hanging out in school, staying away from them, and focusing on getting good grades... and football.
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She also told me she has a video of her with another girl... I don't know if I believe her, but her friends seemed to know about it too.

Truthfully, as a psych minor, she seems super insecure and overcompensating by giving guys sexual attention.
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Old 02-23-2009, 06:18 PM   #28
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Then why'd you ask her to the movies? huh? huh? huh?

And if she was nothing more then sex, why would she be more if you were a player?

I'M SO CONFUSED
I asked her to the movies as a friend... I told her to invite some other people.

And part of me would have sex with her, but I'm not going to use a girl like that. Only players use girls like that. So I would rather just steer clear than use her and leave her. Like I said, I would be willing to bet she was sexually abused as a child and/or had no strong father figure in her life. Its as plain as day to me. And instead of just thinking, "she's talking about sex, that's hot!" I think, "what happened in her childhood years to make her feel the need to talk like this to get attention?
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She's about a 7, is 19, dresses rather revealingly. Her hair is wavy and normal-looking, I don't know how much makeup she wears, and she told me when she has a really strong orgasm, she tends to hyperventilate to the point of blacking out for a very short time.
You must get with her. This is the perfect time to wake her back up by sticking it in her butt.
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