****Official 2009 ChiefsPlanet Mock Draft****

[OnTheWarpath15]

Round 1

1 LIONS (OnTheWarpath58) - Matthew Stafford, QB, Georgia
2 RAMS (Mr. Flopnuts) - Jason Smith, OT, Baylor
3 CHIEFS (Hamas Jenkins) - Mark Sanchez, QB, University of Southern California
4 SEAHAWKS (Eazyb81) - Eugene Monroe, OT, University of Virginia
5 BROWNS (Sfeihc) - Aaron Curry, LB, Wake Forest.
6 BENGALS (ChiefsCountry) - Everette Brown, DE, Florida State
7 RAIDERS (Spicy McHaggis) - Jeremy Maclin, WR, Missouri
8 JAGUARS (Archie Bunker) - Michael Crabtree, WR, Texas Tech
9 PACKERS (milkman) - BJ Raji, NT, Boston College
10 49ERS (DaKCMan AP) - Brian Orakpo, DE/OLB, Texas
11 BILLS (Mecca) - Rey Maualuga, LB, Southern California
12 BRONCOS (pestilenceaf23) - Tyson Jackson, DE, Louisiana State University
13 REDSKINS (BigChiefFan) - Michael Oher, OT, Mississippi
14 SAINTS (Direckshun) - Malcolm Jenkins, CB, Ohio State
15 TEXANS (Marco Polo) - Brian Cushing, OLB, Southern California
16 CHARGERS (Zouk) - Andre Smith, OT, Alabama
17 JETS (Archie Bunker) - Darrius Heyward-Bey WR, Maryland
18 BEARS (Mr. Flopnuts) - Aaron Maybin, DE, Penn State
19 BUCCANEERS (Hamas Jenkins) - Chris Wells, RB, Ohio State
20 LIONS (OnTheWarpath58) - Vontae Davis, CB, Illinois
21 EAGLES (pestilenceaf23) - Knowshon Moreno, RB, Georgia
22 VIKINGS (Sfeihc) - Alex Mack, C, California
23 PATRIOTS (OnTheWarpath58) - James Laurinaitis, ILB, Ohio State
24 FALCONS (milkman) - Clay Matthews, LB, Southern California
25 DOLPHINS (Spicy McHaggis) - Larry English, DE/OLB, Northern Illinois
26 RAVENS (DaKCMan AP) - Alphonso Smith, CB, Wake Forest
27 EAGLES (pestilenceaf23) - Brandon Pettigrew, TE, Oklahoma State
28 COLTS (Mecca) - Percy Harvin, WR, Florida
29 GIANTS (Direckshun) - Michael Johnson, DE, Georgia Tech
30 TITANS (Zouk) - DJ Moore, CB, Vanderbilt
31 CARDINALS (Eazyb81) - LeSean McCoy, RB, Pittsburgh
32 STEELERS (Marco Polo) - Eben Britton, OT, Arizona


Round 2


33 LIONS (OnTheWarpath58) - William Beatty, OT, Connecticut
34 PATRIOTS (OnTheWarpath58) - Clint Sintim, OLB, Virginia
35 RAMS (Mr. Flopnuts) - Darius Butler, CB, Connecticut
36 BROWNS (Sfeihc) - Connor Barwin, DE/OLB/TE, Cincinnati
37 SEAHAWKS (Eazyb81) - Josh Freeman, QB, Kansas State
38 BENGALS (ChiefsCountry) - Jamon Meredith, OT, South Carolina
39 JAGUARS (Archie Bunker) - Max Unger G/C, Oregon
40 RAIDERS (Spicy McHaggis) - Peria Jerry, DT, Ole Miss
41 PACKERS (milkman) - Fenuki Topou, OT, Oregon
42 BILLS (Mecca) - Jared Cook, TE, South Carolina
43 49ERS (DaKCMan AP) - Hakeem Nicks, WR, North Carolina
44 DOLPHINS (Spicy McHaggis) - Duke Robinson, OG, Oklahoma
45 GIANTS (Direckshun) - Sean Smith, DB, Utah
46 TEXANS (Marco Polo) - Donald Brown, RB, Connecticut
47 PATRIOTS (OnTheWarpath58) - Patrick Chung, SS, Oregon
48 BRONCOS (pestilenceaf23) - Ron Brace, DT/NT, Boston College
49 BEARS (Mr. Flopnuts) - Kenny Britt, WR, Rutgers
50 BROWNS (Sfeihc) - Brian Robiskie, WR, Ohio State
51 COWBOYS (ChiefsCountry) - William Moore, S, Missouri
52 JETS (Archie Bunker) - Jarron Gilbert, DE, San Jose State
53 EAGLES (pestilenceaf23) - Robert Ayers, DE, University of Tennessee
54 VIKINGS (Sfeihc) - Phil Loadholt, OT, Oklahoma
55 FALCONS (milkman) - Shawn Nelson, TE, Southern Miss
56 DOLPHINS (Spicy McHaggis) - Louis Delmas, S, Western Michigan
57 RAVENS (DaKCMan AP) - Darry Beckwith, ILB, LSU
58 PATRIOTS (OnTheWarpath58) - Jairus Byrd, CB, Oregon
59 COLTS (Mecca) - Eric Wood, C, Louisville
60 GIANTS (Direckshun) - Louis Murphy, WR, Florida
61 PANTHERS (BigChiefFan) - Fili Moala, DT, Southern California
62 TITANS (Zouk) - Juaquin Iglesias, WR, Oklahoma
63 CARDINALS (Eazyb81) - Lawrence Sidbury, OLB, Richmond
64 STEELERS (Marco Polo) - Chris Baker, NT, Hampton



Round 3


65 LIONS (OnTheWarpath58) - Evander Hood, DT, Missouri
66 RAMS (Mr. Flopnuts) - Sen'Derrick Marks DT Auburn
67 CHIEFS (Hamas Jenkins) - Cody Brown, OLB, Connecticut
68 SEAHAWKS (Eazyb81) - Rashad Johnson, FS, Alabama
69 COWBOYS (ChiefsCountry) - Herman Johnson, OG, LSU
70 BENGALS (ChiefsCountry) - Antoine Caldwell, C, Alabama
71 RAIDERS (Spicy McHaggis) - Paul Kruger, DE, Utah
72 JAGUARS (Archie Bunker) - Troy Kropog, OT, Tulane
73 PACKERS (milkman) - James Davis, RB, Clemson
74 49ERS (DaKCMan AP) - Victor "Macho" Harris, CB, Virginia Tech
75 BILLS (Mecca) - Andy Levitre, OG, Oregon State
76 JETS (Archie Bunker) - Chase Coffman, TE, Missouri
77 TEXANS (Marco Polo) - Nic Harris, SS, Oklahoma
78 CHARGERS (Zouk) - Dorell Scott, DT, Clemson
79 BRONCOS (pestilenceaf23) - Nate Davis, QB, Ball State
80 REDSKINS (BigChiefFan) - Brandon Gibson, WR, Washington State University
81 BUCCANEERS (Hamas Jenkins) - Coye Francies, CB, San Jose State
82 LIONS (OnTheWarpath58) - Derrick Williams, WR, Penn State
83 PACKERS (milkman) - Mike Mickens, CB, Cinncinnati
84 BEARS (Mr. Flopnuts) - Jonathan Luigs, C, Arkansas
85 EAGLES (pestilenceaf23) - Xavier Fulton, OT, Illinois
86 VIKINGS (Sfeihc) - Alex Magee, DT, Purdue
87 DOLPHINS (Spicy McHaggis) - Ramses Barden, WR, Cal Poly
88 RAVENS (DaKCMan AP) - Mitch King, DE, Iowa
89 PATRIOTS (OnTheWarpath58) - Kraig Urbik, OG, Wisconsin
90 FALCONS (milkman) - Matt Shaughnessy, DE, Wisconsin
91 GIANTS (Direckshun) - Chase Daniel, QB, Missouri
92 PANTHERS (BigChiefFan) - Phillip Hunt, OLB, Houston
93 COLTS (Mecca) - Marcus Freeman OLB, Ohio State
94 TITANS (Zouk) - Sherrod Martin, CB, Troy
95 CARDINALS (Eazyb81) - Trevor Canfield, OG, Cincinnati
96 STEELERS (BigChiefFan) - Rashad Jennings, RB, Liberty
PATRIOTS (OnTheWarpath58) - James Casey, TE, Rice
BENGALS (ChiefsCountry) - Shonn Greene, RB Iowa
BEARS (Mr. Flopnuts) - TJ Lang, OT, Eastern Michigan
GIANTS (Direckshun) - Gerald McRath, LB, Southern Miss



Round 4


97 COWBOYS (ChiefsCountry) - Sammie Lee Hill, DT, Stillman
98 CHIEFS (Hamas Jenkins) - Gerald Cadogan, OT, Penn State University
99 RAMS (Mr. Flopnuts) - Tyrone McKenzie, OLB, South Florida
100 BROWNS (Sfeihc) - Kory Sheets, RB, Purdue
101 SEAHAWKS (Eazyb81) - Ricky Jean-Francois, DT, LSU
102 BENGALS (ChiefsCountry) - Cornelius Ingram, TE, Florida
103 JAGUARS (Archie Bunker) - Andre Brown, RB, North Carolina St
104 RAIDERS (Spicy McHaggis) - Mohamed Massaquoi, WR, Georgia
105 PACKERS (milkman) - Stryker Sulak, DE/OLB, Missouri
106 BILLS (Mecca) - Kevin Barnes, CB, Maryland
107 49ERS (DaKCMan AP) - Dannell Ellerbe, ILB, Georgia
108 TEXANS (Marco Polo) - Pat White, QB, West Virginia
109 CHARGERS (Zouk) - Chip Vaughn, S, Wake Forest
110 BRONCOS (pestilenceaf23) - Brandon Williams, DE/OLB, Texas Tech
111 JETS (Archie Bunker) - Michael Hamlin, S, Clemson
112 SAINTS (Direckshun) - Zack Follett, OLB, California
113 COWBOYS (ChiefsCountry) - Sebastian Vollmer, OT, Houston
114 JETS (Archie Bunker) - Keenan Lewis, CB, Oregon St
115 BEARS (Mr. Flopnuts) - Derrick Pegues, FS, Mississippi State
116 BUCCANEERS (Hamas Jenkins) - Rhett Bomar, QB, Sam Houston State
117 EAGLES (pestilenceaf23) - Aaron Kelly, WR, Clemson
118 TEXANS (Marco Polo) - Asher Allen, CB, Georgia
119 RAVENS (DaKCMan AP) - Travis Beckum, TE, Wisconsin
120 PATRIOTS (OnTheWarpath58) - Jasper Brinkley, ILB, South Carolina
121 FALCONS (milkman) - Jamarca Sanford, SS, Ole Miss
122 DOLPHINS (Spicy McHaggis) - Scott McKillop, LB, Pitt
123 PANTHERS (BigChiefFan) - Tyronne Green, OG, Auburn
124 COLTS (Mecca) - Terrance Taylor, DT, Michigan
125 GIANTS (Direckshun) - Daniel Holtzclaw, MLB, Eastern Michigan
126 TITANS (Zouk) - Lydon Murtha OT Nebraska
127 CARDINALS (Eazyb81) - Donald Washington, CB, Ohio State
128 STEELERS (BigChiefFan) - Jason Phillips, ILB, TCU
CHARGERS (Zouk) - Mike Thomas WR, Arizona
CHARGERS (Zouk) - Javon Ringer RB, Michigan St.
TITANS (Zouk) - Jason Williams LB, W. Illinois.
COLTS (Mecca) - Kaluka Maiava, OLB, USC



Round 5


129 LIONS (OnTheWarpath58) - David Bruton, FS, Notre Dame
130 RAMS (Mr. Flopnuts) - Cedric Peerman RB Virginia
131 CHIEFS (Hamas Jenkins) - Cornelius Lewis OG/RT, Tennessee State.
132 BRONCOS (pestilenceaf23) - Jason McCourty, CB, Rutgers
133 EAGLES (pestilenceaf23) - A.Q. Shipley, OG/OC, Penn State
134 BENGALS (ChiefsCountry) - Vance Walker, DT Georgia Tech
135 FALCONS (milkman) - Ra'Shon Harris, DT, Oregon
136 JAGUARS (Archie Bunker) - Mike Wallace, WR, Ole Miss
137 PACKERS (milkman) - Will Johnson, DT/DE, Michigan
138 49ERS (DaKCMan AP) - Jason Watkins, OT, Florida
139 BILLS (Mecca) - Chris Clemons, S, Clemson
140 CHARGERS (Zouk) - Alex Fletcher, C, Stanford
141 BRONCOS (pestilenceaf23) - Worrell Williams, ILB, California
142 REDSKINS (BigChiefFan) - Louis Vasquez, OG, Texas Tech
143 GIANTS (Direckshun) - Antone Smith, RB, Florida State
144 TEXANS (Marco Polo) - Mark Parson, CB, Ohio
145 EAGLES (pestilenceaf23) - Darcel McBath, FS, Texas Tech
146 BEARS (Mr. Flopnuts) - Clinton McDonald, DT,Memphis
147 BUCCANEERS (Hamas Jenkins) - Jonathan Casillas, OLB, Wisconsin
148 COWBOYS (ChiefsCountry) - Domonique Johnson, CB, Jackson State
149 EAGLES (pestilenceaf23) - Brandon Hughes, CB, Oregon State
150 VIKINGS (Sfeihc) - Joe Burnett, CB, UCF
151 PATRIOTS (OnTheWarpath58) - Mike Goodson, RB, Texas A&M
152 FALCONS (milkman) - Roger Allen, G, Missouri Western St.
153 DOLPHINS (Spicy McHaggis) - Glen Coffee, RB, Alabama
154 RAVENS (DaKCMan AP) -Kevin Ogletree, WR, Virginia
155 COLTS (Mecca) - Arian Foster, RB, Tennessee
156 GIANTS (Direckshun) - Brice McCain,CB, Utah
157 PANTHERS (BigChiefFan) - Johnny Knox, WR, Abilene Christian
158 COWBOYS (ChiefsCountry) - Jarett Dillard, WR, Rice
159 CARDINALS (Eazyb81) - Ian Campbell, OLB, Kansas State
160 STEELERS (BigChiefFan) - Austin Collie, WR, BYU
STEELERS (BigChiefFan) - Joel Bell, OT, Furman
PATRIOTS (OnTheWarpath58) - Brandon Tate, WR, North Carolina
49ERS (DaKCMan AP) - Christopher Owens, CB, San Jose State
COWBOYS (ChiefsCountry) - Henry Melton, DE/OLB, Texas
TITANS (Zouk) - Corvey Irvin, DT, Georgia



Round 6


161 LIONS (OnTheWarpath58) - DeAngelo Smith, CB, Cincinnati
162 CHIEFS (Hamas Jenkins) - Terrance Knighton, DT/DE, Temple
163 RAMS (Mr. Flopnuts) - Orion Martin, DE, Virginia Tech
164 BROWNS (Sfeihc) - Sammie Stroughter, WR, Oregon State
165 SEAHAWKS (Eazyb81) - Marlon Lucky, RB, Nebraska
166 BENGALS (ChiefsCountry)
167 JAGUARS (Archie Bunker)
168 RAIDERS (Spicy McHaggis)
169 PACKERS (milkman)
170 BILLS (Mecca)
171 49ERS (DaKCMan AP)
172 BRONCOS (pestilenceaf23)
173 REDSKINS (BigChiefFan)
174 PACKERS (milkman)
175 TEXANS (Marco Polo)
176 CHARGERS (Zouk)
177 BEARS (Mr. Flopnuts)
178 BEARS (Mr. Flopnuts)
179 LIONS (OnTheWarpath58)
180 JETS (Archie Bunker)
181 EAGLES (pestilenceaf23)
182 EAGLES (pestilenceaf23)
183 FALCONS (milkman)
184 COWBOYS (ChiefsCountry)
185 RAVENS (DaKCMan AP)
186 PATRIOTS (OnTheWarpath58)
187 GIANTS (Direckshun)
188 PANTHERS (BigChiefFan)
189 COLTS (Mecca)
190 TITANS (Zouk)
191 CARDINALS (Eazyb81)
192 STEELERS (BigChiefFan)
TITANS (Zouk)
PATRIOTS (OnTheWarpath58)
COWBOYS (ChiefsCountry)
BENGALS (ChiefsCountry)



Round 7


193 COWBOYS (ChiefsCountry)
194 RAMS (Mr. Flopnuts)
195 CHIEFS (Hamas Jenkins)
196 SEAHAWKS (Eazyb81)
197 DOLPHINS (Spicy McHaggis)
198 BENGALS (ChiefsCountry)
199 RAIDERS (Spicy McHaggis)
200 BUCCANEERS (Hamas Jenkins)
201 PACKERS (milkman)
202 49ERS (DaKCMan AP)
203 BILLS (Mecca)
204 VIKINGS (Sfeihc)
205 SAINTS (Direckshun)
206 TEXANS (Marco Polo)
207 CHARGERS (Zouk)
208 BRONCOS (pestilenceaf23)
209 STEELERS (BigChiefFan)
210 COWBOYS (ChiefsCountry)
211 JETS (Archie Bunker)
212 BUCCANEERS (Hamas Jenkins)
213 EAGLES (pestilenceaf23)
214 VIKINGS (Sfeihc)
215 DOLPHINS (Spicy McHaggis)
216 BUCCANEERS (Hamas Jenkins)
217 PATRIOTS (OnTheWarpath58)
218 BRONCOS (pestilenceaf23)
219 PANTHERS (BigChiefFan)
220 COLTS (Mecca)
221 GIANTS (Direckshun)
222 TITANS (Zouk)
223 CARDINALS (Eazyb81)
224 STEELERS (BigChiefFan)
TITANS (Zouk)
REDSKINS (BigChiefFan)
49ERS (DaKCMan AP)
SEAHAWKS (Eazyb81)
BEARS (Mr. Flopnuts)
SEAHAWKS (Eazyb81)
SEAHAWKS (Eazyb81)
BENGALS (ChiefsCountry)
JAGUARS (Archie Bunker)
BEARS (Mr. Flopnuts)
BENGALS (ChiefsCountry)
JAGUARS (Archie Bunker)
CARDINALS (Eazyb81)
LIONS (OnTheWarpath58)
CHIEFS (Hamas Jenkins)

[The Franchise]

Dude...what the hell? Now what am I supposed to do for the Broncos?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

*two silenced gunshots, followed by the crumpling of a body*

Well, now that we've taken care of that Conchiglie eating mother****er, I can actually get back to the draft board. Unfortunately, I can't unload Sloppy Seconds in this draft to Tampa or Denver, but rest assured, I'd love to do so.

The golden rule of the NFL draft is that you can't pass on a potential franchise QB if you don't have one. Kansas City doesn't have one. So, with that being said,

The Kansas City Chiefs select Mark Sanchez, QB, University of big titted coeds Southern California.

Sanchez can sit behind Sloppy for a year to get used to the speed of the game. And since we still own his rights through 2010 (barring the expiration of the CBA), we can unload the sumbitch to a team in desperate need of a quarterback.

[OnTheWarpath15]

The Seahags are on the clock.

[ChiefsCountry]

In all honesty that is the move Pioli and company should make. QB's are the golden ticket to get whatever you want.

[Direckshun]

So... the Chiefs traded for a franchise QB and drafted another in a span of a single weekend?

Really? We used our first two picks on QBs?

Is that not the ****ing craziest thing you've ever heard?

[eazyb81]

Originally Posted by Direckshun

So... the Chiefs traded for a franchise QB and drafted another in a span of a single weekend?

Really?

I guess reality has gone out the window for this mock already.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Direckshun

So... the Chiefs traded for a franchise QB and drafted another in a span of a single weekend?

Really? We used our first two picks on QBs?

Is that not the ****ing craziest thing you've ever heard?

No, the Chiefs brass traded for a QB, said brass was shot in the head, and the new brass drafted a franchise QB.

[DeezNutz]

What's the probability of this pick actually coming to fruition? At best, I'd put it as < 3%.

Edit: Better with Hamas's execution rationale.

[Direckshun]

Originally Posted by eazyb81

I guess reality has gone out the window for this mock already.

Right.

Because, if Hamas were even to assassinate the brass as of now, there is NO WAY he'd make that selection in reality.

He just derided the move to 3-4 for killing Dorsey's usefulness. This is the same thing.

Our first pick is a QB.

Our second pick brought in a QB.

We may have the milkman of the 2009 Draft.

[Mecca]

It's still a better pick than Aaron Curry or an OT.

[eazyb81]

With the 4th pick in the 2009 Mock Draft, the Seattle Seahawks select.....

Eugene Monroe, OT, University of Virginia

Not a flashy pick, but this move makes the most sense. Monroe can combine with future HOF tackle Walter Jones to form bookends on Seattle's line in hopes of eeking out another year or two of decent production from Hasselbeck. With the eventual addition of Housh at WR, Seattle could have a decent offense this year.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Direckshun

Right.

Because, if Hamas were even to assassinate the brass as of now, there is NO WAY he'd make that selection in reality.

He just derided the move to 3-4 for killing Dorsey's usefulness. This is the same thing.

Our first pick is a QB.

Our second pick brought in a QB.

We may have the milkman of the 2009 Draft.

I forgot I lived in a vacuum where you can't trade quarterbacks.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Originally Posted by DeezNutz

What's the probability of this pick actually coming to fruition? At best, I'd put it as < 3%.

Edit: Better with Hamas's execution rationale.

It's nearly impossible, IMO, because Pioli's ego wouldn't let it happen if he actually thinks Cassel is a franchise QB.

Drafting Sanchez implies that you don't think Cassel is a franchise QB, and is just holding down the fort until Sanchez is ready.

However, if we don't renegotiate a long-term deal with Cassel before the draft, I'd think the odds of us taking a QB skyrocket.

We all knew they were going to get a veteran backup. If we don't sign him long-term, it would appear that he IS that backup.

[OnTheWarpath15]

The Browns are on the clock.

[The Franchise]

This will not end well.