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Please squeeze
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Needs more middle fingers
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This.
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MVP
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In Search of a Life
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I love the outrage "Joe" shows during the video.
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Ain't no relax!
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Who damn sure kept the tape for "evidence"......
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In Search of a Life
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Unsparing
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![]() ![]() I love it when awesome things happen...
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PLAY GOOD FOOTBALL
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One time I rented Lord of the Rings for my kids. I didnt find out till later that somebody slipped the hardest, sickest, porno ever made into the box. Back Door Sluts 9.
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In Search of a Life
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Ain't no relax!
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![]() Dillons used to do a $1 rental on Tues-Wed back in the day, and we used to get 6-7 movies on those days. One day Dillons called our house and informed us that we had returned the wrong DVD. Evidently we returned Naughty Nurses 5 instead of Punisher.... I had to go in and make the switch, and boy was I brow beaten by the 50something linebacker of a woman working the counter...
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"I'm with you fellers"
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Ain't no relax!
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browbeaten: to intimidate or disconcert by a stern manner
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"I'm with you fellers"
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oh, Mr wizard HAS experienced that sex act.
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Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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"I'm with you fellers"
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