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uhhh..... what the **** is this?
http://www.kmbc.com/news/20980556/detail.html
Teens Find, Kill Unknown Creature In Panama Freakish Creature Spotted Near Panama City CERRO AZUL, Panama -- It looks a bit like a small, portly alien from the movie "E.T." or Gollum's long-lost cousin, but officials haven't the slightest idea what a creature found just east of Panama City really is. The creature was first found by four teenagers playing near a creek in the community of Cerro Azul. According to a local TV station, Telemetro, the teenagers spotted the creature crawling out from a cave. They said it started moving toward them. Fearing for their safety, they pelted the beast with sticks and rocks. After the barrage killed the creature, the teenagers tossed its lifeless body into the water. But they later returned to take pictures of their strange find. Zoologists in Panama said they're not sure what the creature is, but said it resembles a dead fetus. As soon as video of the monstrous creature was released, speculations began swirling. People said it was everything from an alien to a monster and an albino hairless sloth. There has been no word on whether investigators will perform a DNA test on the creature to determine what exactly it is. |
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It crawled out and said....Quaid, start the reactor.
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Inquiring minds want to know. *que serious news music*
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I know exactly what that ****er is, but I ain't sayin'.
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your not missing anything...it's obviously a sloth of some kind but I'll bet dollars to donuts the kids didn't kill it. It looks like it's been the water for some time and most likely why there is no hair left.
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It's......a Chupacabra.
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Jason Vorhees? Maybe?
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Dammit Mecca...That was on the tip of my tongue... ![]()
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Panama Red.
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Chiefs RTotF is now deceased.
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Take a Chill Pill
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I'd do it.
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Next week's Kung Pao Chicken at the local Chinese restaurant?
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That's a distant cousin
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