What's the worst sex you've ever had?

[The Franchise]

Originally Posted by luv

No way in hell you stick in her ass and not know it.

Unless she either has the tightest vagina.....or a big gaping asshole.

[Pants]

Originally Posted by Pestilence

Unless she either has the tightest vagina.....or a big gaping asshole.

It's REALLY hard to get in there, no way in hell can anybody just accidentally "slip in".

[Captain Obvious]

Originally Posted by luv

No way in hell you stick in her ass and not know it.

Maybe he is just really small.

[siberian khatru]

Originally Posted by luv

No way in hell you stick in her ass and not know it.

I think you just answered Metrolike's question from yesterday.

[ChiTown]

Originally Posted by siberian khatru

I think you just answered Metrolike's question from yesterday.

[go bo]

Originally Posted by luv

No way in hell you stick in her ass and not know it.

are you speaking from personal experience?

[Gravedigger]

Originally Posted by KCtotheSB

From your mom.

Seriously though, I was on the rebound from my first girlfriend with some tramp I met online. We didn't go on the conventional "date" we had scheduled. After I picked her up, we both agreed in going back to my apartment and got down to business. Eventually, while doing her doggy style, I was pounding her so hard and fast that I slipped out of her vagina and right into her ass. Personally, I was too busy on the job to tell the difference but then, she looked back and said "So, you like it there, huh?". I was confused, looked down and still recall the horrendous smell of shit that wafted up to my nostrils.

I had her jerk me off after that and then 10 minutes later, brought her back home.

I'm sure many have had much MUCH worse, but that's probably my "worst".

AIDS is fun.

[GoHuge]

Originally Posted by KCtotheSB

From your mom.

Seriously though, I was on the rebound from my first girlfriend with some tramp I met online. We didn't go on the conventional "date" we had scheduled. After I picked her up, we both agreed in going back to my apartment and got down to business. Eventually, while doing her doggy style, I was pounding her so hard and fast that I slipped out of her vagina and right into her ass. Personally, I was too busy on the job to tell the difference but then, she looked back and said "So, you like it there, huh?". I was confused, looked down and still recall the horrendous smell of shit that wafted up to my nostrils.

I had her jerk me off after that and then 10 minutes later, brought her back home.

I'm sure many have had much MUCH worse, but that's probably my "worst".

Dude you are so full of shit (sorry it's the most appropriate term). Like others have said there is no slipping into her ass unless you are in fact a needle dick. Plenty of girls like it, but if you just went and tried to jam it in your dick will bend in half or she is going to knock you through a ****ing wall. This is an astroglide needed several minute process of getting it in unless you're a complete douche and don't care about hurting the girl. You couldn't tell the difference? It's like trying to stick your dick into a coke bottle!! "The horrendous smell of shit?" Further proof this didn't happen.

You sound like a 15 year-old virgin to be completely honest. Everything you said is just dead ass wrong. I don't see in any way how you could have any experience with a girls dirty balloon knot after posting what you did. I agree with everyone else........bull shit.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Originally Posted by GoHuge39

Dude you are so full of shit (sorry it's the most appropriate term). Like others have said there is no slipping into her ass unless you are in fact a needle dick. Plenty of girls like it, but if you just went and tried to jam it in your dick will bend in half or she is going to knock you through a ****ing wall. This is an astroglide needed several minute process of getting it in unless you're a complete douche and don't care about hurting the girl. You couldn't tell the difference? It's like trying to stick your dick into a coke bottle!! "The horrendous smell of shit?" Further proof this didn't happen.

You sound like a 15 year-old virgin to be completely honest. Everything you said is just dead ass wrong. I don't see in any way how you could have any experience with a girls dirty balloon knot after posting what you did. I agree with everyone else........bull shit.

Ouch...

[ToxSocks]

Originally Posted by GoHuge39

Dude you are so full of shit (sorry it's the most appropriate term). Like others have said there is no slipping into her ass unless you are in fact a needle dick. Plenty of girls like it, but if you just went and tried to jam it in your dick will bend in half or she is going to knock you through a ****ing wall. This is an astroglide needed several minute process of getting it in unless you're a complete douche and don't care about hurting the girl. You couldn't tell the difference? It's like trying to stick your dick into a coke bottle!! "The horrendous smell of shit?" Further proof this didn't happen.

You sound like a 15 year-old virgin to be completely honest. Everything you said is just dead ass wrong. I don't see in any way how you could have any experience with a girls dirty balloon knot after posting what you did. I agree with everyone else........bull shit.

A bit harsh but, yeah.

All the work that it takes to get it in there makes it not worth it. Lots of lube+patience and a couple of "owe, owe, owes" kinda kills it. And it doesn't even really feel better IMO.

With that said, i'd still take it if given the chance, lol. I tell my girl all the time, "if you just let me have it when i want it, I won't really want it anymore"

[Pants]

Originally Posted by Detoxing

A bit harsh but, yeah.

"if you just let me have it when i want it, I won't really want it anymore"

Holy shit, I've said that so many times. It's just the fact that boys always want what they can't get. The fact that a given girl won't let me even touch it, makes me want it that much more.

[ToxSocks]

Originally Posted by Metrolike

Holy shit, I've said that so many times. It's just the fact that boys always want what they can't get. The fact that a given girl won't let me even touch it, makes me want it that much more.

Exactly. It's not that it really feels that much better. It's the fact that your doing her in the Butt; something taboo. Ha!

[MMXcalibur]

Originally Posted by GoHuge39

Dude you are so full of shit (sorry it's the most appropriate term). Like others have said there is no slipping into her ass unless you are in fact a needle dick. Plenty of girls like it, but if you just went and tried to jam it in your dick will bend in half or she is going to knock you through a ****ing wall. This is an astroglide needed several minute process of getting it in unless you're a complete douche and don't care about hurting the girl. You couldn't tell the difference? It's like trying to stick your dick into a coke bottle!! "The horrendous smell of shit?" Further proof this didn't happen.

You sound like a 15 year-old virgin to be completely honest. Everything you said is just dead ass wrong. I don't see in any way how you could have any experience with a girls dirty balloon knot after posting what you did. I agree with everyone else........bull shit.

I'm not surprised.

My friends have said the same thing and they've said I was full of it also. I'm just telling the story how I remember it. To be fair, it was dark and I never actually witnessed any supposed anal. Perhaps she just farted as soon as I looked down, but I have no idea what she could have been "referencing" too other than her ass. Feel free to call bullshit though, because it certainly hasn't been the first time.

I do ask that you don't poke fun at my massive 3'' erection though.

[GoHuge]

Originally Posted by KCtotheSB

I'm not surprised.

My friends have said the same thing and they've said I was full of it also. I'm just telling the story how I remember it. To be fair, it was dark and I never actually witnessed any supposed anal. Perhaps she just farted as soon as I looked down, but I have no idea what she could have been "referencing" too other than her ass. Feel free to call bullshit though, because it certainly hasn't been the first time.

I do ask that you don't poke fun at my massive 3'' erection though.

Deal.........and I did go a little harsh so I apologize for that, but you've got to quit telling that story. It's not helping you in any way.

[Bane]

The worst.......Has to be the time I hit this chick that had clearly been banging big,giant, anaconda dick muthafuggas.Felt like dropping a hotdog into a 60 gallon drum!.