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Banned
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You Sweetie!
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Put frill picks all over your body and set yourself on fire.
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Politically Incorrect
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You Sweetie!
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Seize life. Be an ermine.
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Three words: farm to table.
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Mindful Taoist German
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A true given before any party (not at your house.)
Second step is knowing how much your wife/husband loves you. This is crucial. If things go sideways they have to trust you to bring this back down. If this is an office party offer LOADS of alcohol and drink none. What they destroy you'll make up in lips-zipped.
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Psycho Bag Of Squanch
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Put some hot dogs on straightened clothes hangers..
Light your porch on fire. Let them roast their own wieners.
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I feel like this should be my new sig...
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a haw haw haw
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The Tank 7 shits are like no other though
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Cheat Death
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Composite deck smoked salmon
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Replaced by a future HOFer !!
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Like another chap I had a discussion with yesterday you definitely have exposed the fact you are single.
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Resident Glue Sniffer
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Sautéed dicks
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MVP
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unexpected guests? shame on them.
expected guests? shame on you. sec
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The Collective Unconscious
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How many people?
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