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**gblowfish** · 11:42 AM

Ten Things About Tonight’s Game: Week 4, KC 26 - Cheatriots 10

10. This morning on the way to work I was listening to St. John on WHB. They were talking about how Jordan Ta’amu (Chiefs practice squad QB) was running the scout team this last week. And when Cam came down with the Covid, so did he! Man, talk about a method actor! Had to work a full afternoon and tore out from work right before 5pm. Got home about 5:45, threw some ground beef into the skillet; made some quick chili and popped open a cold Bob’s 47. Settled down in front of the Big Ass TV with a big ole bowl of steamy chili in one hand, a beer in the other and the remote in my teeth. All by myself because Mrs. B had to work tonight.

9. I’m a little worried about the Covid health of our team after rubbing up against the Cheatriots. Hoodie was wearing not one, but TWO masks. What does that tell you about the Pats? You think Bob Kraft has clean hands? You know his Chinese massage parlor handlers don't. Teams that have Covid creeping around shouldn’t be shaking hands after the game, especially when the Pats fly in here in two planes; one with maybe possibly infected players, and a second with probably not infected players. Hope everybody gargles with Clorox after this one. Last December when I was coming home from Boston, some jack wagon leaned his seat back into my lap and coughed without covering his mouth the whole way back to KC. Hope this is what awaits Hoodie tonight on the trip back to Logan. End to an absolutely perfect day for him. If you missed his post game presser, go check it out. Comedy gold.

8. Hoodie got some Where’s Brady Karma laid on him tonight when Patrick got called “in the grasp.” He clearly was fighting to get free and fumbled. It was a quick whistle that only superstar players get from refs. Guys like Rodgers, Five Head, and yes, Tommy Boy. It was a horrific call. But guess what? The league protects its stars. Hoodie can count it as payback for the tuck rule and every other call the Pats got during the last fifteen years. Hoyer, who looks like a penis in eye black, got first and goal twice and scored ZERO points. So, eat that Hoodie. KC’s defense was the star tonight when the offense sputtered for the majority of the first half.

7. First drive KC came out pretty well. Patrick almost threw a pick, got away with it and stalled out at drive end. Buttkicker gets a 23 yarder. Gay starts the game, Pats go three and out their first drive. Hoyer was high on most all of his passes. You could tell he was rusty. Thornhill had a nice ball hawk pick on a high pass. KC then runs four straight plays for over 10 yards each; Fisher jumps offsides, kills the drive and Buttkicker hits a 39 yarder.

6. Watkins was Patrick’s early go to guy. Gilmore made an all-pro play on him to poke the ball out and snuff a scoring drive. KC didn’t go back to Watkins most of the rest of the game. After that, the go to guy became Hardman. The second quarter is usually KC’s big scoring quarter, but Hoodie shut them out. Pats had a 100 yard rusher. They’ve won 53 out of their last 54 games when they’ve had a 100 yard rusher. Now it’s 53 out of 55. KC had no 100 yard rusher or pass receiver. Pats had four turnovers, and that was the big stat.

5. Guys who shined on D tonight were Fenton, Honey Badger, Clark and Taco. Fenton played great; had a pick and only gave up one play for the Pats last TD fade to Harry. That was just a perfectly executed play, one of the few good plays the Pats made. Honey Badger gets the tipped pick six, and Clark and Taco both brought good heat and stopped scoring drives in the first half. Extra credit to Clark for talking shit at Hoodie the whole game.

4. Tyreek Hill had a few nice moments - made a nice TD run on the jet sweep. Kelce on his birthday had one nice 45 yard catch, but was double teamed most of the evening. Looked like Hoodie just decided Kelce would not be the difference maker. CEH ran tough and does not go down easily. It was nice to have that balance on a night where nobody did anything on offense crazy good, but the group effort was enough to win. Defense chipping in the pick six was the dagger tonight. Stidham learned in a hurry this ain’t the SEC, and the Chiefs ain’t Mizzou.

3. I have a little concern about Buttkicker. Since he was the hero against the Bolts, he’s been shaky. He’s missed a couple field goals and extras. He needs to get back to basics and put his special team player of the week award in his desk drawer. Townsend punted great tonight, four punts averaged 56 yards. Hardman had a crazy scary play where a Pats punt bounced right through his wickets. Get away from the damn ball, man!

2. Gotta give Andy and Spags credit for getting a balanced team win. They won a two possession game against arguably the best NFL coach ever. Sure, they didn’t have Cam, but we didn’t have Sneed and Chris Jones. So…. well, Cam would have made this game much more interesting, but he may not have fared any better than the Hoyer/Stidham combo. Hey, we went 2-1 with Midnight Hour last year, so suck it up, Hoodie. Maybe Matt Casshole is available...

1. Chiefs have now won 13 straight games going back to last year. Andy has gotten out to a 4-0 start four years straight. So far this year, we faced and beat every other 2019 AFC division champion, one of those wins on the road. After four games we have a two game lead in the AFC West. Donks have no QB, Bolts suck and their coach is on the hot seat; Faiders have to come to Arrowhead next week. Bill O’Brien got whacked today in Houston because he has Deshaun Watson and STILL sucks! 4-0 is a beautiful thing, no matter how you slice it. So let’s keep the train rolling into October. Remember to keep your mask on, wash those hands and keep those two long yards between y’all!

Halfcan · 10-05-2020, 09:17 PM

Buttkicker has missed a PAT for threes straight games- is it the holder? I worry every time he goes out there.

Fenton and Honey Badger played great tonight.

Clark was a beast tonight. His contract looks like a bargain right now.

Ugly win, but 4-0 now!

Flying High D · 10-05-2020, 09:18 PM

Excellent write up. Bravo Zulu for extra credit to Superman convoing with Head Cheat and the Casshole reference. It’s grrrrrrrreat!

**TribalElder** · 10-05-2020, 09:20 PM

#9 for sure

seems like a patriots move

bring a second plane with a bunch of covid patients and have them all congratulate our stars after the game

VAGOMO 4 LIFE! · 10-05-2020, 09:25 PM

Fun fact: we beat the pats by more points than the ravens

tk13 · 10-05-2020, 09:27 PM

Reid actually has a winning record against Belichick with the Chiefs now, 4-3.

**Buehler445** · 10-05-2020, 09:27 PM

Penis with eye black!!!!

Good read George. It really is miraculous that we can play a shit game sand still beat good teams. I don’t know what do think do or say. This is the first time we’re not frauds in a very long time. Then I see bullshit other teams pull and think back to all the times we’ve pulled that shit and got beat when it mattered. It sure is different viewing frauds from this perspective.

All the rest of my corn is still wet and I’m caught up with the wheat for awhile so I got to watch this one. Happy day.

Loved your point about Clark talking mad shit at Hoodie. I listen to the Bill Simmons podcast and he’s long been consistent that you need to go at LeBron. Rough him up. Talk shit. Get in his head. I know it’s basketball and Simmons is a basketball guy but I think it translates to Belicheat and the Cheatriot scumbags. If you don’t knock him off his Game he’ll try to knock you off yours. I’m not a big fan of trash talk, but I’m coming around to it having a place. I much prefer it over overt cheating like Cheatriot.

I really, really ****ing hate Cheatriot. Maybe it is recwncy bias, maybe it’s media coverage, maybe it’s because I was at the AFCCG. But I really hate those assholes. And it’s a good day when we beat them.

Brody Wa · 10-05-2020, 09:32 PM

Thanks George 👍

Prison Bitch · 10-05-2020, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tk13

Reid actually has a winning record against Belichick with the Chiefs now, 4-3.

Wow!

phisherman · 10-05-2020, 09:39 PM

Bob's 47 is so damn good.

**srvy** · 10-05-2020, 09:51 PM

Nice job GB On point #9 it deemed every player wanted to come to Patrick to shake his hand. I hope Andy tells him to run for the lockers or do the elbow bump.

You gotta give hoodie credit he always finds a way to befuddle Patrick but the kid catches on eventually and one day even bill wont be able to shut him down.

I think Patrick has got a little big playitus. Three times I saw him force it down field when he had CEH in the flat uncovered for what looked like could have broke big. I like that our QB looks for the quick hit but against BB your playing into what he wants you to do.
He knows his strength is in the backend.

Hardman scares the hell out of me on punt returns. He seems disinterested in fielding the punt. When he does call the fair catch its when he had running room.

Funniest thing is as out of sorts as the offense seemed I was never really on pins and needles. We are gonna get spoiled soon knowing someone is going to make a play. I am cool as a cucumber on both sides the ball with this crew and its a good feeling.

big nasty kcnut · 10-05-2020, 09:51 PM

great read george.

Prison Bitch · 10-05-2020, 10:08 PM

3 . I have a little concern about Buttkicker. Since he was the hero against the Bolts, he’s been shaky. He’s missed a couple field goals and extras. He needs to get back to basics and put his special team player of the week award in his desk drawer. Townsend punted great tonight, four punts averaged 56 yards. Hardman had a crazy scary play where a Pats punt bounced right through his wickets. Get away from the damn ball, man!

Don’t. Ever. Rely. On. A. Kicker

**cdcox** · 10-05-2020, 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buehler445

All the rest of my corn is still wet and I’m caught up with the wheat for awhile so I got to watch this one. Happy day.

I thought this was a poop reference until I saw that it was posted by Buehler.

Funkstown · 10-05-2020, 10:29 PM

I’ve been spoiled the last five years with this success. Royals winning it all in 2015 and five years later the Chiefs took home the Lombardi. Well before that the Blues won their first cup ever in 2019. I live on the East Coast, so I endure all sorts of shit talking from rival fan bases.

PurpleJesus28 · 10-05-2020, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana

Well done and I agree with you on Buttkicker. We may have to bring in this guy to rid him of his demons.

I watched some of that movie today.Now i usually like horror movies,but that movie frightens the hell out of me.

10-05-2020, 08:56 PM
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $16886178 VARSITY	Ten Things About Tonight's Game: Week 4, KC 26 - Cheatriots 10 Ten Things About Tonight’s Game: Week 4, KC 26 - Cheatriots 10 10. This morning on the way to work I was listening to St. John on WHB. They were talking about how Jordan Ta’amu (Chiefs practice squad QB) was running the scout team this last week. And when Cam came down with the Covid, so did he! Man, talk about a method actor! Had to work a full afternoon and tore out from work right before 5pm. Got home about 5:45, threw some ground beef into the skillet; made some quick chili and popped open a cold Bob’s 47. Settled down in front of the Big Ass TV with a big ole bowl of steamy chili in one hand, a beer in the other and the remote in my teeth. All by myself because Mrs. B had to work tonight. 9. I’m a little worried about the Covid health of our team after rubbing up against the Cheatriots. Hoodie was wearing not one, but TWO masks. What does that tell you about the Pats? You think Bob Kraft has clean hands? You know his Chinese massage parlor handlers don't. Teams that have Covid creeping around shouldn’t be shaking hands after the game, especially when the Pats fly in here in two planes; one with maybe possibly infected players, and a second with probably not infected players. Hope everybody gargles with Clorox after this one. Last December when I was coming home from Boston, some jack wagon leaned his seat back into my lap and coughed without covering his mouth the whole way back to KC. Hope this is what awaits Hoodie tonight on the trip back to Logan. End to an absolutely perfect day for him. If you missed his post game presser, go check it out. Comedy gold. 8. Hoodie got some Where’s Brady Karma laid on him tonight when Patrick got called “in the grasp.” He clearly was fighting to get free and fumbled. It was a quick whistle that only superstar players get from refs. Guys like Rodgers, Five Head, and yes, Tommy Boy. It was a horrific call. But guess what? The league protects its stars. Hoodie can count it as payback for the tuck rule and every other call the Pats got during the last fifteen years. Hoyer, who looks like a penis in eye black, got first and goal twice and scored ZERO points. So, eat that Hoodie. KC’s defense was the star tonight when the offense sputtered for the majority of the first half. 7. First drive KC came out pretty well. Patrick almost threw a pick, got away with it and stalled out at drive end. Buttkicker gets a 23 yarder. Gay starts the game, Pats go three and out their first drive. Hoyer was high on most all of his passes. You could tell he was rusty. Thornhill had a nice ball hawk pick on a high pass. KC then runs four straight plays for over 10 yards each; Fisher jumps offsides, kills the drive and Buttkicker hits a 39 yarder. 6. Watkins was Patrick’s early go to guy. Gilmore made an all-pro play on him to poke the ball out and snuff a scoring drive. KC didn’t go back to Watkins most of the rest of the game. After that, the go to guy became Hardman. The second quarter is usually KC’s big scoring quarter, but Hoodie shut them out. Pats had a 100 yard rusher. They’ve won 53 out of their last 54 games when they’ve had a 100 yard rusher. Now it’s 53 out of 55. KC had no 100 yard rusher or pass receiver. Pats had four turnovers, and that was the big stat. 5. Guys who shined on D tonight were Fenton, Honey Badger, Clark and Taco. Fenton played great; had a pick and only gave up one play for the Pats last TD fade to Harry. That was just a perfectly executed play, one of the few good plays the Pats made. Honey Badger gets the tipped pick six, and Clark and Taco both brought good heat and stopped scoring drives in the first half. Extra credit to Clark for talking shit at Hoodie the whole game. 4. Tyreek Hill had a few nice moments - made a nice TD run on the jet sweep. Kelce on his birthday had one nice 45 yard catch, but was double teamed most of the evening. Looked like Hoodie just decided Kelce would not be the difference maker. CEH ran tough and does not go down easily. It was nice to have that balance on a night where nobody did anything on offense crazy good, but the group effort was enough to win. Defense chipping in the pick six was the dagger tonight. Stidham learned in a hurry this ain’t the SEC, and the Chiefs ain’t Mizzou. 3. I have a little concern about Buttkicker. Since he was the hero against the Bolts, he’s been shaky. He’s missed a couple field goals and extras. He needs to get back to basics and put his special team player of the week award in his desk drawer. Townsend punted great tonight, four punts averaged 56 yards. Hardman had a crazy scary play where a Pats punt bounced right through his wickets. Get away from the damn ball, man! 2. Gotta give Andy and Spags credit for getting a balanced team win. They won a two possession game against arguably the best NFL coach ever. Sure, they didn’t have Cam, but we didn’t have Sneed and Chris Jones. So…. well, Cam would have made this game much more interesting, but he may not have fared any better than the Hoyer/Stidham combo. Hey, we went 2-1 with Midnight Hour last year, so suck it up, Hoodie. Maybe Matt Casshole is available... 1. Chiefs have now won 13 straight games going back to last year. Andy has gotten out to a 4-0 start four years straight. So far this year, we faced and beat every other 2019 AFC division champion, one of those wins on the road. After four games we have a two game lead in the AFC West. Donks have no QB, Bolts suck and their coach is on the hot seat; Faiders have to come to Arrowhead next week. Bill O’Brien got whacked today in Houston because he has Deshaun Watson and STILL sucks! 4-0 is a beautiful thing, no matter how you slice it. So let’s keep the train rolling into October. Remember to keep your mask on, wash those hands and keep those two long yards between y’all! Last edited by gblowfish; 10-06-2020 at 11:42 AM..
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Halfcan In Search of a Life Join Date: Aug 2005 Casino cash: $7327995	Buttkicker has missed a PAT for threes straight games- is it the holder? I worry every time he goes out there. Fenton and Honey Badger played great tonight. Clark was a beast tonight. His contract looks like a bargain right now. Ugly win, but 4-0 now!
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10-05-2020, 09:18 PM	#17
Flying High D MVP Join Date: Feb 2017 Casino cash: $1790400	Excellent write up. Bravo Zulu for extra credit to Superman convoing with Head Cheat and the Casshole reference. It’s grrrrrrrreat!
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Buehler445 Supporter Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Scott City KS Casino cash: $-1585266	Penis with eye black!!!! Good read George. It really is miraculous that we can play a shit game sand still beat good teams. I don’t know what do think do or say. This is the first time we’re not frauds in a very long time. Then I see bullshit other teams pull and think back to all the times we’ve pulled that shit and got beat when it mattered. It sure is different viewing frauds from this perspective. All the rest of my corn is still wet and I’m caught up with the wheat for awhile so I got to watch this one. Happy day. Loved your point about Clark talking mad shit at Hoodie. I listen to the Bill Simmons podcast and he’s long been consistent that you need to go at LeBron. Rough him up. Talk shit. Get in his head. I know it’s basketball and Simmons is a basketball guy but I think it translates to Belicheat and the Cheatriot scumbags. If you don’t knock him off his Game he’ll try to knock you off yours. I’m not a big fan of trash talk, but I’m coming around to it having a place. I much prefer it over overt cheating like Cheatriot. I really, really ***ing hate Cheatriot. Maybe it is recwncy bias, maybe it’s media coverage, maybe it’s because I was at the AFCCG. But I really hate those assholes. And it’s a good day when we beat them. Last edited by Buehler445; 10-06-2020 at 06:34 AM..*
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10-05-2020, 09:32 PM	#22
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10-05-2020, 09:51 PM	#25
srvy Fight, build, win! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: KC Casino cash: $-2228750	Nice job GB On point #9 it deemed every player wanted to come to Patrick to shake his hand. I hope Andy tells him to run for the lockers or do the elbow bump. You gotta give hoodie credit he always finds a way to befuddle Patrick but the kid catches on eventually and one day even bill wont be able to shut him down. I think Patrick has got a little big playitus. Three times I saw him force it down field when he had CEH in the flat uncovered for what looked like could have broke big. I like that our QB looks for the quick hit but against BB your playing into what he wants you to do. He knows his strength is in the backend. Hardman scares the hell out of me on punt returns. He seems disinterested in fielding the punt. When he does call the fair catch its when he had running room. Funniest thing is as out of sorts as the offense seemed I was never really on pins and needles. We are gonna get spoiled soon knowing someone is going to make a play. I am cool as a cucumber on both sides the ball with this crew and its a good feeling. __________________ "The victim stance is a powerful one. The victim is always morally right, neither responsible nor accountable, and forever entitled to sympathy."
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Prison Bitch Rabbi Goldmann Join Date: Nov 2012 Casino cash: $5450159	3 . I have a little concern about Buttkicker. Since he was the hero against the Bolts, he’s been shaky. He’s missed a couple field goals and extras. He needs to get back to basics and put his special team player of the week award in his desk drawer. Townsend punted great tonight, four punts averaged 56 yards. Hardman had a crazy scary play where a Pats punt bounced right through his wickets. Get away from the damn ball, man! Don’t. Ever. Rely. On. A. Kicker
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