Who wins in a fight? Round #5 - Featuring KurtCobain and Bugeater

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Spoiler!

We're in the dog days of April here in the off-season, so we're going to have to find ways to entertain ourselves for a while.

The members of www.chiefsplanet.com started a fight club! All fights will take place at the George Brett Statue inside a steel cage. There is no escape from the cage. The only way to win is to incapacitate your opponent. Jim Ross and Jerry the King Lawler will call each fight.

Any type of advantage can/will be given to whoever I feel like. The rules are made up and the points don't matter.

Now let's get ready to rumble!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kurt Cobain - Brought a can of spray paint to the ring with him. Has a tazer he bought on wish.com in his back pocket.

Bugeater - Rolled up to the statue in a brand new V6 96 Camaro with 58,000 original miles. Has a pack of cigarettes and a lighter in his pocket. He also brought a loaded revolver with him into the cage, but the referee made him empty out the bullets. The referee has the bullets in his pocket.

Who wins????????