Football Elvis Dumervil arrested - Page 21

Garcia Bronco · 07-17-2012, 10:43 AM

He didn't have any gun according to local media. There was one in the ride, and this lady actually got out of her car and threw a bottle at them. So basically...typically...with our crappy media...is as clear as mud.

-King- · 07-17-2012, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco

He didn't have any gun according to local media. There was one in the ride, and this lady actually got out of her car and threw a bottle at them. So basically...typically...with our crappy media...is as clear as mud.

He didn't have a gun according to his friends.
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mr. tegu · 07-17-2012, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco

He didn't have any gun according to local media. There was one in the ride, and this lady actually got out of her car and threw a bottle at them. So basically...typically...with our crappy media...is as clear as mud.

How did witnesses know he had one?

Frazod · 07-17-2012, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by mr. tegu

How did witnesses know he had one?

Obviously it was a lucky guess!

Quesadilla Joe · 07-17-2012, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by mr. tegu

How did witnesses know he had one?

The guys in the Impala told the witness that they had a gun and to call the cops.

-King- · 07-17-2012, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning

The guys in the Impala told the witness that they had a gun and to call the cops.

So the people in the Impala did see the gun then?

Quesadilla Joe · 07-17-2012, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by -King-

So the people in the Impala did see the gun then?

Yes, the "victims" saw a gun. Elvis did not flash one.

**Bowser** · 07-17-2012, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Cassel>Manning

The guys in the Impala told the witness that they had a gun and to call the cops.

And lo and behold, gun(s) were found! By the cops! After said cops were told by Dumervil and Co. that they had no guns!

We need to shift the perspective of this thread, Knowmo. Who do you guys have to replace Dummy with? It certainly has the feel of getting ugly for him, and the Donks may be without his services for a stretch.

Quesadilla Joe · 07-17-2012, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Bowser

And lo and behold, gun(s) were found! By the cops! After said cops were told by Dumervil and Co. that they had no guns!

We need to shift the perspective of this thread, Knowmo. Who do you guys have to replace Dummy with? It certainly has the feel of getting ugly for him, and the Donks may be without his services for a stretch.

Dumervil will be exonerated.

But hypothetically, if Doom was guilty, the Broncos would be ****ed. The only thing that makes the Broncos defense even somewhat scary is Von and Doom. Without one of them, the defense is nothing special.

Garcia Bronco · 07-17-2012, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by mr. tegu

How did witnesses know he had one?

I don't know. Perhaps they lied and got lucky. I am sure this has happened to a number of men and women that frequent this board. LOL

Frankie · 07-17-2012, 11:06 AM

- When you get this news from cable instead of CP you get happy.
- When you get happy you celebrate Dumbervil'e arrest.
- When you celebrate Dumbervil'e arrest you realize he may not be on the field against the Chiefs.
- When you realize he may not be on the field against the Chiefs he probably won't be on the field against the Chiefs.
- When he won't be on the field against the Chiefs Matt Cassel ****s up less.
- When Matt Cassel ****s up less he'll stay the Chiefs quarterback.
- When Matt Cassel stays the Chiefs quarterback Ricky Stanzi does not see the field.
- When Ricky Stanzi does not see the field we are all ****ed.

- Don't be all ****ed. Get your news from the CP instead of cable.

**loochy** · 07-17-2012, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Frankie

- When you get this news from cable instead of CP you get happy.
- When you get happy you celebrate Dumbervil'e arrest.
- When you celebrate Dumbervil'e arrest you realize he may not be on the field against the Chiefs.
- When you realize he may not be on the field against the Chiefs he probably won't be on the field against the Chiefs.
- When he won't be on the field against the Chiefs Matt Cassel ****s up less.
- When Matt Cassel ****s up less he'll stay the Chiefs quarterback.
- When Matt Cassel stays the Chiefs quarterback Ricky Stanzi does not see the field.
- When Ricky Stanzi does not see the field we are all ****ed.

- Don't be all ****ed. Get your news from the CP instead of cable.

Is this your new schtick?

Frankie · 07-17-2012, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by loochy

Is this your new schtick?

No, just moved to the correct thread.

**Rain Man** · 07-17-2012, 11:15 AM

So in reading these posts, it sounds like some evil people cut off Dumervil's car, threw stuff at him, planted a gun in his car and his friend's car, and then enlisted a blind Victoria's secret into the conspiracy. And then Perrish Cox impregnated the blind Victoria's Secret woman without her knowledge or consent, but it wasn't rape. Do I have the story right?

**loochy** · 07-17-2012, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

So in reading these posts, it sounds like some evil people cut off Dumervil's car, threw stuff at him, planted a gun in his car and his friend's car, and then enlisted a blind Victoria's secret into the conspiracy. And then Perrish Cox impregnated the blind Victoria's Secret woman without her knowledge or consent, but it wasn't rape. Do I have the story right?

Don't forget that soon after, Dumervil was drunk and crashed his 2010 escalade into a telephone pole in the Hamptons.

07-17-2012, 10:43 AM	#1
Garcia Bronco No Keys, No Problem Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Denver Casino cash: $1593136	He didn't have any gun according to local media. There was one in the ride, and this lady actually got out of her car and threw a bottle at them. So basically...typically...with our crappy media...is as clear as mud.
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07-17-2012, 11:06 AM	#11
Frankie Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Casino cash: $10004900	- When you get this news from cable instead of CP you get happy. - When you get happy you celebrate Dumbervil'e arrest. - When you celebrate Dumbervil'e arrest you realize he may not be on the field against the Chiefs. - When you realize he may not be on the field against the Chiefs he probably won't be on the field against the Chiefs. - When he won't be on the field against the Chiefs Matt Cassel **s up less. - When Matt Cassel s up less he'll stay the Chiefs quarterback. - When Matt Cassel stays the Chiefs quarterback Ricky Stanzi does not see the field. - When Ricky Stanzi does not see the field we are all ed. - Don't be all **ed. Get your news from the CP instead of cable.
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07-17-2012, 11:15 AM	#14
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-782449 VARSITY	So in reading these posts, it sounds like some evil people cut off Dumervil's car, threw stuff at him, planted a gun in his car and his friend's car, and then enlisted a blind Victoria's secret into the conspiracy. And then Perrish Cox impregnated the blind Victoria's Secret woman without her knowledge or consent, but it wasn't rape. Do I have the story right? __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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