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Old 08-04-2009, 08:27 AM  
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-- Please instruct me as to how to land my neighbor's temporary roommate.
So my neighbor (Sabrina) has a friend from Yale (Christie.) They never knew each other @ Yale. Funny, they met each other here. (Atlanta)

Anyway, so Sabrina and I are relatively close and we've done numerous things together, however she has a man in which she's holding-down a long-distance relationship w/. Welp, the other day we were running and she had casually mentioned that Christie (temp. roomy) and her had discussed small talk, like talking about guys and stuff (the prior night.) Sabrina (my neighbor) mentioned they'd eventually discussed 'guys.' She went on and on and illustrated that Christie is much different than that of herself (Sabrina.) In fact she'd mentioned Christie didn't think that it was a big deal at all hooking up w/ guys (as in sex.)

So, I was over there last night (briefly.) To try to meet Christie. She was very friendly to me. Well, Sabrina (my neighbor) is going out of town this weekend. I said: "Oh dear, I'd better get you my cell phone number in case you need anything while Sabrina's away." She replied, "That's a good idea" and then continued to tell me that she'd just called me and that the missed-call was her.

SO,

Pointers are really needed here, this girl is like 5'2" and petite w/ big blue eyes. 24 BTW she's a solid '8' if you don't mind the smaller petite ones.
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Old 08-07-2009, 03:17 PM   #316
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and this is good therapy, it's easy to loose your burst w/ game, very. I know all of you don't know this. But it is, and I'm generally OVERconfident, @least I used to be.

there still may be a chance @ her, but she'll have to pursue, she really hurt my feelings last night w/ the disrespect. I woke up and immediately negrepped googlegoogle just to help w/ the stress.
How did SHE disrespect YOU? YOU didn't return her texts... you were waiting for the sun and the moon and the stars to be in perfect alignment, instead of seizing the ****ing day. It's Carpe Diem... seize the day... It's not "Carpe Saturday afternoon, hopefully.... unless some other dude hits it firstiem"
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Old 08-07-2009, 03:18 PM   #317
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Wait, i thought the rule was to do the exact opposite of what you all recommend... Is that no longer that standing rule?
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Old 08-07-2009, 03:18 PM   #318
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And what is FUNNY about this thread... is you ASKED us to instruct you... and you IGNORED all advice. You deserve to not get the poon.
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Old 08-07-2009, 03:24 PM   #319
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Even if she got railed by moby dick last night, it doesn't mean she can't bounce back a couple of days later. If she's washed well, her belly won't stink or remain sticky.

He didn't ruin it. If he did, sneak up a peg.
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Old 08-07-2009, 03:25 PM   #320
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Even if she got railed by moby dick last night, it doesn't mean she can't bounce back a couple of days later. If she's washed well, her belly won't stink or remain sticky.

He didn't ruin it. If he did, sneak up a peg.
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Old 08-07-2009, 03:30 PM   #321
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All of this was seen coming from a mile away... A blind man could've seen this happening when you're sitting there acting like a lil bi@tch like gochiefs.

Grow a fuggin pair... this aint play games like a 12-13 year old... these are real horny women that can get dick quicker than you can get the pussy. Smarten up and get your swagger back.

Also... since you're really pissed or whatever and don't really give a shit... Text her... "when you gonna let me tap dat"... This could be fun.

My guess is you get lucky tonight.
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Old 08-07-2009, 03:32 PM   #322
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All of this was seen coming from a mile away... A blind man could've seen this happening when you're sitting there acting like a lil bi@tch like gochiefs.

Grow a fuggin pair... this aint play games like a 12-13 year old... these are real horny women that can get dick quicker than you can get the pussy. Smarten up and get your swagger back.

Also... since you're really pissed or whatever and don't really give a shit... Text her... "when you gonna let me tap dat"... This could be fun.

My guess is you get lucky tonight.
He won't. He's wallerin'. Woe is me is the flavor of the day.
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Old 08-07-2009, 03:34 PM   #323
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No work tomorrow. Get your ass over there before she decides to go out and find some other man that makes her yell "ROCKYMTNCHIEF" at the top of her lungs again!
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Old 08-07-2009, 03:37 PM   #324
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He won't. He's wallerin'. Woe is me is the flavor of the day.
Man I'm pissed and it isn't even my schlong that needs wet (well it does).
I told him! Told Him! TOLD HIM! And he sat there on his ass like gochiefs so he can play victim at the current moment. And it's not like I didn't tell him SOME of what MAY happen. I told him EXACTLY what was going to happen.

Remember the scene on 40yo virgin with Seth hit the coworker in the nutts when he wouldn't hit on the new hiree at the bar? That's what I want to do to SR. It's time for you to man-up and start taking charge of your life instead of letting it dictate you.
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Old 08-07-2009, 03:41 PM   #325
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How did SHE disrespect YOU? YOU didn't return her texts... you were waiting for the sun and the moon and the stars to be in perfect alignment, instead of seizing the ****ing day. It's Carpe Diem... seize the day... It's not "Carpe Saturday afternoon, hopefully.... unless some other dude hits it firstiem"
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Old 08-07-2009, 03:45 PM   #326
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Man I'm pissed and it isn't even my schlong that needs wet (well it does).
I told him! Told Him! TOLD HIM! And he sat there on his ass like gochiefs so he can play victim at the current moment. And it's not like I didn't tell him SOME of what MAY happen. I told him EXACTLY what was going to happen.

Remember the scene on 40yo virgin with Seth hit the coworker in the nutts when he wouldn't hit on the new hiree at the bar? That's what I want to do to SR. It's time for you to man-up and start taking charge of your life instead of letting it dictate you.
For $600 million casino cash SR's neighbor and friend will double up on him! It's a sacrifice I'm sure you're willing to make.
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Old 08-07-2009, 03:45 PM   #327
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Man I'm pissed ...
I feel the same way. Don't ask for advice and then ignore everyone. Complete weak sauce.
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Old 08-07-2009, 03:46 PM   #328
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Old 08-07-2009, 03:46 PM   #329
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For $600 million casino cash SR's neighbor and friend will double up on him! It's a sacrifice I'm sure you're willing to make.
There an english version of this I can read?
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Old 08-07-2009, 03:47 PM   #330
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I haven't paid much attention to this thread but it seems SR has changed his MO quite a bit. He seized his Niner within minutes of meeting her.
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