*****2023 NFL DRAFT THREAD - NO SPOILERS*****

[Dante84]

Version 2023 - PATRICK MAHOMES & THE HUNT FOR THE MIDDLE FINGER RING

Let's ****ing do this.

Rules for once the draft begins:

1. No spoiled picks in this thread, all weekend. This means that as tweets are leaking picks a few minutes before the selection is announced live, you don't post it in this thread (ex: embedded tweets), reference it in this thread (ex: Joe Slapdick says it's So and So to Green Bay) or hint at it (ex: "it's a RB!").
   
2. Don't be a dick.

Otherwise, have fun, talk shit, freak out and lose your goddamned minds. It's Draft Weekend. The hot takes in these threads are so funny. I'll also be starting player threads for each of our picks as they are made, with videos and notable stats/takes in the OP. These separate threads will be made as soon as the news breaks, outside of this thread. I will link the threads below. Pure knee-jerk gold to reference in the future.

Here are our picks:

Round 1, #31: Felix Anudike-Uzomah
Round 2, #55: Rashee Rice
Round 3, #92: Wanya Morris
Round 4, #119: Chamarri Conner
Round 5, #166: BJ Thompson
Round 6, #194: Keondre Coburn
Round 7, #250: Nic Jones

Here is a list of the prospects the Chiefs have shown interest in this year.

View the 2022 Draft thread here
View the 2021 Draft thread here
View the 2020 Draft thread here
View the 2019 Draft thread here
View the 2018 Draft thread here
View the 2017 Draft thread here

[Chris Meck]

Originally Posted by Mecca

He's a perfect McKinnon replacement.

not nearly as fast.

[Easy 6]

Originally Posted by Mecca

He basically wouldn't be able to play the first year, he hasn't been coached well and his body is a bit meh so big project.

Thanks man, what did he do that he couldn't play year one?

[Iconic]

Guys remaining I like:
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Keaton Mitchell HB
Deuce Vaughn HB
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A.T. Perry WR
Kayshon Boutte WR
Trey Palmer WR
Xavier Hutchinson WR
Zack Kuntz TE
Will Mallory TE
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Jaelyn Duncan OL
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Moro Ojomo DT
Owen Pappoe LB
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Anthony Johnson Jr S

[Couch-Potato]

Originally Posted by Easy 6

Whats the story on him?

I wouldn't bitch about another end, give Spags a killer rotation to help cover for our thin tackle corp

He played for Army and likely has to report to them for a couple years.

Although, there was a big stink about some new rule that would get him off the hook if he were drafted I guess but It's unclear to me if that only applies if he goes early.

[Mecca]

I mean do you just take Perry cause he shouldn't still be here?

[Gravedigger]

Deuce Vaughn sounds good to me!

[redshirt32]

next 2 picks will come quick give us somi to talk about

[Mecca]

You guys there's like 10 RBs ahead of Vaughn, his RAS score is terrible.

[Easy 6]

Originally Posted by Couch-Potato

He played for Army and likely has to report to them for a couple years.

Although, there was a big stink about some new rule that would get him off the hook if he were drafted I guess but It's unclear to me if that only applies if he goes early.

Wow, thanks... I thought Army let guys who get drafted off the hook

[Chris Meck]

Originally Posted by Couch-Potato

He played for Army and likely has to report to them for a couple years.

Although, there was a big stink about some new rule that would get him off the hook if he were drafted I guess but It's unclear to me if that only applies if he goes early.

No, he can delay his service years to play in the NFL. He can report immediately.

He's a freak athlete, but very raw in technique.

Extremely high ceiling, but also a very low floor.

[Mecca]

I'd probably take Boutte if it were me just for the pure upside.

[Couch-Potato]

I'd say go Andre Carter here and Perry or Mitchell with the next pick at the top of the 6th.

[RunKC]

Mother**** you Vrabel for taking my goddamn TE.

Goddamnit

[Iconic]

welp mallory just went. bitch ass colts.

[TambaBerry]

Jalen Redmond, DT, Oklahoma: 9.63 ras