*****2023 NFL DRAFT THREAD - NO SPOILERS*****

[Dante84]

Version 2023 - PATRICK MAHOMES & THE HUNT FOR THE MIDDLE FINGER RING

Let's ****ing do this.

Rules for once the draft begins:

1. No spoiled picks in this thread, all weekend. This means that as tweets are leaking picks a few minutes before the selection is announced live, you don't post it in this thread (ex: embedded tweets), reference it in this thread (ex: Joe Slapdick says it's So and So to Green Bay) or hint at it (ex: "it's a RB!").
   
2. Don't be a dick.

Otherwise, have fun, talk shit, freak out and lose your goddamned minds. It's Draft Weekend. The hot takes in these threads are so funny. I'll also be starting player threads for each of our picks as they are made, with videos and notable stats/takes in the OP. These separate threads will be made as soon as the news breaks, outside of this thread. I will link the threads below. Pure knee-jerk gold to reference in the future.

Here are our picks:

Round 1, #31: Felix Anudike-Uzomah
Round 2, #55: Rashee Rice
Round 3, #92: Wanya Morris
Round 4, #119: Chamarri Conner
Round 5, #166: BJ Thompson
Round 6, #194: Keondre Coburn
Round 7, #250: Nic Jones

Here is a list of the prospects the Chiefs have shown interest in this year.

View the 2022 Draft thread here
View the 2021 Draft thread here
View the 2020 Draft thread here
View the 2019 Draft thread here
View the 2018 Draft thread here
View the 2017 Draft thread here

[JPH83]

Jaelyn Duncan at 186, man that aint bad

[Mecca]

Originally Posted by KCChiefsFan88

Tennessee not drafting a WR so far is infuriating their fans judging by Twitter.

I don't think their fans realize they are a heavily rebuild team right now...

[Mecca]

The Patriots just took Kayshon Boutte.....that is like the worst ****ing fit man

[BossChief]

What am I missing with Perry?

Seems like a weapon.

Another Veach late round special?

[Mecca]

Originally Posted by BossChief

What am I missing with Perry?

Seems like a weapon.

Another Veach late round special?

There's a lot of overlap with him and Rice to be honest in what they do...Trey Palmer is at least different if you want a WR.

[Couch-Potato]

WR Perry,
DE Carter,
RB Mitchell,
FB Luepke,
RB Tucker,
DT Ojomo,
WR Hutchinson,
WR Palmer,
DL Incoom,
WR Bell,
S Taylor,
WR Ford-Wheaton,
NT Clark, RB McIntosh,
WR Iosivas,
NT Coburn,
S Torrance,
S Merriweather,
RB Nichols,
OLB Murphy

^Man, plenty of guys still out there!!! We gotta get on the phone with some of these guys that become UDFAs!!!

[JPH83]

Boutte gone to rot at the Patriots, last mini-run on WRs maybe?

[BryanBusby]

Would take a look at Luepke at this juncture.

[Tribal Warfare]

The trade of the sixth round pick (No. 178) to Dallas means the Tyreek Hill trade will live into 2024.

The Chiefs received five draft picks from Miami for Hill and Trader Brett Veach has flipped four of them. A quick update thread:

— Matt Derrick (@mattderrick) April 29, 2023

[JPH83]

The Eagles draft is ridiculous. I know they had tons of options but Lord that is a haul.

[Easy 6]

This wide ranging Reid interview on NFLN is outstanding

[JPH83]

Wonder if Andre Carter goes undrafted now

[Couch-Potato]

Originally Posted by BryanBusby

Would take a look at Luepke at this juncture.

I'm with you!

[staylor26]

Originally Posted by JPH83

The Eagles draft is ridiculous. I know they had tons of options but Lord that is a haul.

For sure, but it's also one of those classes that I could see being a disappointment just based on how great it looks, and the potential bust factor of those players.

Phenomenal on paper though.

[MahomesMagic]

Ojomo or McBride here?