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Take off, eh?
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plane. evidently. you're.
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Banned
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If you did it there are a few possibilities:
You are in jail for solicitation. You have been rolled and won't be back on the board any time soon. It was a guy and he got pissed because you did the Crocodile Dundee grab on him, he beat your ass. You did the deed and regardless of protection have one of the current popular std's. Just because you are young does not mean you are invincible. |
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MVP
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Mission accomplished.
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Beloved & Awesome CP Celebrity
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this thread is worthless without pics
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He's Mahomie!
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There is no such thing as premature or poor ejaculation.
Go for it! |
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Supporter
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I hope you checked her for Balls first.
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Has a particular set of skills
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Supporter
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Did Drew Carey let you spin the "Which disease is making my c@ck burn" wheel?
You're in dangerous neighborhood to guntherfan's "I almost saw Danielle Seargent naked through the wall in River Falls". |
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Banned
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This morning Chiefaroo woke up in a bathtub full of ice missing his kidneys, and it burns when he pees.
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Banned
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Turning the Corner
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If you only knew how many screwy diseases laugh at the raincoat, combined with the sheer numbers of people this gal has encountered, you'd make the right choice.
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a haw haw haw
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Live free or die hard
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So you're in Vegas, a girl is asking you for sex where 10 minutes after you're done you could be getting free drinks and playing black jack and you're on the internet asking permission from a bunch of strangers.
****ing Amature!!! |
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Super Bowl LVIII Champions!
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Pissed off now Joboo
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Got to wonder if that "5.5 to 6.0" turned into a "1.3 to 2.4"
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Bluto: Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the f_cking Peace Corps |
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