Lady gets the "Money" shot on flight! - Page 3

MIAdragon · 03-19-2008, 07:10 PM

Woman Sues American Airlines for X-Rated Incident

Lawsuit: Staff Did Not Help Woman After Man Ejaculated On Her

HOUSTON -- A 21-year-old Harris County woman filed a lawsuit against American Airlines Monday, alleging her trip to visit family and friends in Los Angeles last spring break turned X-rated.

The $200,000 suit claims a passenger masturbated in the seat next to Centava Dozier on a flight from DFW International Airport to Los Angeles during Dozier's spring break in 2007. Dozier said she was sitting on an unoccupied row of the plane when it took off and fell asleep. When she woke up, she found a stuck substance in her hair and a man masturbating in the seat next to her. In the lawsuit, Dozier said she asked airline workers for help and asked that the man, who was not sitting in his assigned seat, be removed, but did not receive any help from the staff aboard the plane. Officials with American Airlines have maintained that their employees took appropriate action. The man was arrested when the plane landed.

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KChiefsQT · 03-19-2008, 09:18 PM

200 K.... geez lady, it's protein... good for your hair!!!

plbrdude · 03-19-2008, 09:32 PM

it's a sick world out there. there is something in this story here that i'm trying to figure out.

"Dozier said she was sitting on an unoccupied row of the plane when it took off and fell asleep. When she woke up, she found a stuck substance in her hair and a man masturbating in the seat next to her."

if she found the "stuck" substance in her hair and this guy was jerkin' himself next to her, was he going for a second round, or did the original masturbater move to another seat. stuck substance sounds like it had been there a little while. maybe the guy that got caught had moved in cause he saw what was going on and thought he should get in on that action.

**Nzoner** · 03-19-2008, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by KChiefsQT

200 K.... geez lady, it's protein... good for your hair!!!

Yep,no more high priced salon gels for my mrs

**cdcox** · 03-19-2008, 10:20 PM

I think Rain Man was complaining about something similar the other night.

teedubya · 03-19-2008, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by cdcox

I think Rain Man was complaining about something similar the other night.

SBK · 03-20-2008, 12:48 AM

Sounds like a classic pump and dump.

03-20-2008, 12:55 AM

Even if the lady wins, she'll end up with about $80k while her lawyer puts $120k into his bank account - which is more than enough reason to dump a handfull of spunk atop the head of every lawyer I see on a daily basis henceforth. Make them really earn their $450 per hour fees. Is anybody with me?

KCChiefsMan · 03-20-2008, 01:45 AM

that doesn't make any sense. She wakes up with a "stuck substance" on her hair and see's a man masturbating. Ugh....

bkkcoh · 03-20-2008, 07:23 AM

Wasn't there an episode of Nip/Tuck in which they used that substance in one of their face creams, no pun intended....

StcChief · 03-20-2008, 07:31 AM

she's lying, probably wouldn't swallow.

xbarretx · 03-20-2008, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by thurman merman

a stuck substance. that sounds gross.

its just hair gel... get over it!

siberian khatru · 03-20-2008, 09:06 AM

Gives new meaning to the term Economy Plus.

Braincase · 03-20-2008, 09:08 AM

Was the pilot Glen Quagmire?

Giggity, giggity, goo...

**Rain Man** · 03-20-2008, 09:18 AM

This is exactly what happens when people don't sit in their assigned seats.

Fortunately, they got a good identification of the perpetrator. Here are some pictures of him.

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On second thought, it can't be this guy. He has no testicles.

Raiderhater · 03-20-2008, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by KChiefsQT

200 K.... geez lady, it's protein... good for your hair!!!

This why we love you, QT. You're just so sensible.

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plbrdude turd herder extraordiaire Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: hickville,mo Casino cash: $9997165	it's a sick world out there. there is something in this story here that i'm trying to figure out. "Dozier said she was sitting on an unoccupied row of the plane when it took off and fell asleep. When she woke up, she found a stuck substance in her hair and a man masturbating in the seat next to her." if she found the "stuck" substance in her hair and this guy was jerkin' himself next to her, was he going for a second round, or did the original masturbater move to another seat. stuck substance sounds like it had been there a little while. maybe the guy that got caught had moved in cause he saw what was going on and thought he should get in on that action.
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Phobia Guest Casino cash: $	Even if the lady wins, she'll end up with about $80k while her lawyer puts $120k into his bank account - which is more than enough reason to dump a handfull of spunk atop the head of every lawyer I see on a daily basis henceforth. Make them really earn their $450 per hour fees. Is anybody with me?
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Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-722449 VARSITY	This is exactly what happens when people don't sit in their assigned seats. Fortunately, they got a good identification of the perpetrator. Here are some pictures of him. rel="Lightbox"?attachmentid=76873&stc=1&d=1205644576" border="0" alt="" class="tcattdimgresizer" onload="NcodeImageResizer.createOn(this);" /> rel="Lightbox"?attachmentid=76874&stc=1&d=1205644813" border="0" alt="" class="tcattdimgresizer" onload="NcodeImageResizer.createOn(this);" /> On second thought, it can't be this guy. He has no testicles. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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