What are your Black Friday plans? - Page 3

joanna521 · 09:52 PM

In this economic climate, things may get even crazier than normal, so be prepared!

I stole this wonderful List for the best Black friday sales from my friend. I love the Apple laptop and the sale price...I also create my Own Thanksgiving BlackFriday Deals List

u can check it, u will be suprised by the sale price.

Hehe.

Now show us..What are your Black Friday plans?

Mr. Plow · 11-25-2008, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaFace

I'm gonna go ahead and boot her(?).

Him....her....who knows? I call it shemale.

**TinyEvel** · 11-25-2008, 10:04 PM

I will be wine tasting in Temecula with the wife (she prefers to pre-order things online and pay full price)

kcfanintitanhell · 11-25-2008, 10:18 PM

I 'll be congratulating myself on not getting the stomach bug that's been hanging around our house for the last five days.

**2112** · 11-25-2008, 10:20 PM

Lying around belly up, and gorging myself on leftovers.

**OnTheWarpath15** · 11-25-2008, 10:25 PM

I'll be sitting home, enjoying leftover food and booze, watching the dumbasses that engage in Black Friday activities get trampled on the news over shit they don't need.

DJay23 · 11-25-2008, 10:26 PM

Playing in an annual tackle football game with friends I see but once or twice a year. I hope it's REALLY cold!

Spicy McHaggis · 11-25-2008, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJay23

Playing in an annual tackle football game with friends I see but once or twice a year. I hope it's REALLY cold!

Actually, that's what I'm doing as well. We've got a few kegs of beer for the post-game festivities.

DJay23 · 11-25-2008, 10:37 PM

Whether you are a fan of The Office or not, you can always take some advice from Creed Bratton and take out pent up frustrations on Black Friday:

http://blog.nbc.com/CreedThoughts/20...ts_28.php#more

November 29, 12:21 PM

Creed Thoughts

They say the Friday after Thanksgiving is the biggest shopping day of the year. Not for the old Creedster. For me, Black Friday’s when I work out all my problems. I don’t need to waste my cash on fancy “therapists” or “court-appointed analysts.” Instead, I just suit up and get ready for battle. That’s how I celebrate the fourth Friday of every November.

This year, I didn’t even go to sleep after Thanksgiving. I was so jazzed up from the massive portion of cranberry sauce that I couldn’t stop pacing. At around 2:30am, I decided it was time to start getting ready. I wrapped my body in newspapers and Black Friday ads until I had a good enough base to know I’d be okay if anybody had a shiv. Then I started gathering my weapons. Instead of brass knuckles (which I always lose), I found these really sharp plastic spider rings that were leftover from Halloween. For poking and tripping, I grabbed a cane from one of the geezers at the soup kitchen. [SIDE NOTE: People underestimate the value of old man weapons. I’m allowed to walk around with a cane anywhere I damn well please and that cane comes in handy, let me tell you. It’s just one of those social conventions that works in favor of the elderly – same goes for early bird senior specials at restaurants.]

So after I got myself ready, I headed over to the mall. That place usually gets rocking at around five in the morning, so I made sure to be there by four to snag a good place in line. I find the toy stores to be the center of the mayhem most years, so I headed there first. All these parents were just foaming at the mouth to get their hands on the latest Cabbage Patch Elmo Pokey-Man Nintendos and I couldn’t wait to get in their way. As soon as the doors opened, I started a stampede. I’ve got old standbys that I yell out to really heat things up. “They’ve only got three left!” “Huge sale in Aisle Five!” “That jerk is taking all of them!” Nobody has any idea what I’m referring to, but they get all worked up nonetheless. Almost right away, people started shoving and pushing and where was I? Right in the middle of all the action.

I started out by poking people with my cane and scratching them with my rings and pretty soon, I didn’t care so much about sales tax or cold weather or paternity suits – all the things that stick in my craw, really. Nobody got seriously injured and all my bottled up feelings just disappeared, so it was a win-win for everyone, in my opinion.

Once I finished at the toy store, I moved on to the electronics stores where I started over from scratch and instigated a whole new riot. It felt great. I’ll tell you what -- this is shaping up to be one of the best holiday/therapy seasons of all time.

DJay23 · 11-25-2008, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spicy McHaggis

Actually, that's what I'm doing as well. We've got a few kegs of beer for the post-game festivities.

Ours isn't that well organized, but beer will probably be necessary after the beatings cease.

88TG88 · 11-25-2008, 10:39 PM

I might look for some deals. After 8 am though, I'm not waiting in a line at 5:30 for anything.

**007** · 11-25-2008, 10:43 PM

If I buy anything on Friday, it will be online.

KCChiefsMan · 11-25-2008, 11:46 PM

why I would rather pay full price:

KCChiefsMan · 11-25-2008, 11:47 PM

I would have a mutated rage anxiety attack

KCChiefsMan · 11-25-2008, 11:48 PM

KCChiefsMan · 11-25-2008, 11:49 PM

Have fun saving a few bucks guys

11-25-2008, 07:55 PM
joanna521 Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Casino cash: $10004900	What are your Black Friday plans? In this economic climate, things may get even crazier than normal, so be prepared! I stole this wonderful List for the best Black friday sales from my friend. I love the Apple laptop and the sale price...I also create my Own Thanksgiving BlackFriday Deals List u can check it, u will be suprised by the sale price. Hehe. Now show us..What are your Black Friday plans? Last edited by DaFace; 11-25-2008 at 09:52 PM.. Reason: links removed
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11-25-2008, 10:04 PM	#32
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11-25-2008, 10:18 PM	#33
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11-25-2008, 10:25 PM	#35
OnTheWarpath15 MVP Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $2051115	I'll be sitting home, enjoying leftover food and booze, watching the dumbasses that engage in Black Friday activities get trampled on the news over shit they don't need.
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11-25-2008, 10:26 PM	#36
DJay23 Rock Chalk Jayhawk Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: PA Casino cash: $-546683	Playing in an annual tackle football game with friends I see but once or twice a year. I hope it's REALLY cold! __________________ "True bliss is not something you search for, true bliss is already living inside us all, and sometimes it takes a roomfull of others to lead us to the mirror of your soul." - CosmicPal (10-3-03)
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11-25-2008, 10:37 PM	#38
DJay23 Rock Chalk Jayhawk Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: PA Casino cash: $-546683	Whether you are a fan of The Office or not, you can always take some advice from Creed Bratton and take out pent up frustrations on Black Friday: http://blog.nbc.com/CreedThoughts/20...ts_28.php#more November 29, 12:21 PM Creed Thoughts They say the Friday after Thanksgiving is the biggest shopping day of the year. Not for the old Creedster. For me, Black Friday’s when I work out all my problems. I don’t need to waste my cash on fancy “therapists” or “court-appointed analysts.” Instead, I just suit up and get ready for battle. That’s how I celebrate the fourth Friday of every November. This year, I didn’t even go to sleep after Thanksgiving. I was so jazzed up from the massive portion of cranberry sauce that I couldn’t stop pacing. At around 2:30am, I decided it was time to start getting ready. I wrapped my body in newspapers and Black Friday ads until I had a good enough base to know I’d be okay if anybody had a shiv. Then I started gathering my weapons. Instead of brass knuckles (which I always lose), I found these really sharp plastic spider rings that were leftover from Halloween. For poking and tripping, I grabbed a cane from one of the geezers at the soup kitchen. [SIDE NOTE: People underestimate the value of old man weapons. I’m allowed to walk around with a cane anywhere I damn well please and that cane comes in handy, let me tell you. It’s just one of those social conventions that works in favor of the elderly – same goes for early bird senior specials at restaurants.] So after I got myself ready, I headed over to the mall. That place usually gets rocking at around five in the morning, so I made sure to be there by four to snag a good place in line. I find the toy stores to be the center of the mayhem most years, so I headed there first. All these parents were just foaming at the mouth to get their hands on the latest Cabbage Patch Elmo Pokey-Man Nintendos and I couldn’t wait to get in their way. As soon as the doors opened, I started a stampede. I’ve got old standbys that I yell out to really heat things up. “They’ve only got three left!” “Huge sale in Aisle Five!” “That jerk is taking all of them!” Nobody has any idea what I’m referring to, but they get all worked up nonetheless. Almost right away, people started shoving and pushing and where was I? Right in the middle of all the action. I started out by poking people with my cane and scratching them with my rings and pretty soon, I didn’t care so much about sales tax or cold weather or paternity suits – all the things that stick in my craw, really. Nobody got seriously injured and all my bottled up feelings just disappeared, so it was a win-win for everyone, in my opinion. Once I finished at the toy store, I moved on to the electronics stores where I started over from scratch and instigated a whole new riot. It felt great. I’ll tell you what -- this is shaping up to be one of the best holiday/therapy seasons of all time. __________________ "True bliss is not something you search for, true bliss is already living inside us all, and sometimes it takes a roomfull of others to lead us to the mirror of your soul." - CosmicPal (10-3-03)
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11-25-2008, 10:39 PM	#40
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11-25-2008, 10:43 PM	#41
007 Shaken. Not stirred. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: London Casino cash: $12130126 VARSITY	If I buy anything on Friday, it will be online. __________________ My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs.
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11-25-2008, 11:46 PM	#42
KCChiefsMan AIC Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: West Roxbury, MA Casino cash: $10004900	why I would rather pay full price:
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11-25-2008, 11:47 PM	#43
KCChiefsMan AIC Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: West Roxbury, MA Casino cash: $10004900	I would have a mutated rage anxiety attack
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11-25-2008, 11:48 PM	#44
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11-25-2008, 11:49 PM	#45
KCChiefsMan AIC Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: West Roxbury, MA Casino cash: $10004900	Have fun saving a few bucks guys
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