ChiefsPlanet's dumbasses are smarter than WPI's dumbasses

[OnTheWarpath15]

If these posts aren't the epitome of True Fan, I don't know what is.

COMEDY GOLD.

Enjoy.

http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=115&f=1837&t=3906318

Sure your are talking a lot of money here with these four and you never know who is going to be Fran. by their team.

But lets have a little fun say the are all 4 out there! You bring all four in on the same day and same time and lay it down to them! SUPER BOWL that is the bottom line.

$37,410,425 under the cap

CUT
CB Patrick Surtain
LB Donnie Edwards
OT Damion McIntosh
DL Alfonso Boone

Saves $5,839,000 cap room

Room under the cap in 2009 $43,249,425


Now all these are based on 4 year deals because the math was easy to do then
5 year and 6 year deals.


Jordan Gross Tackle
4 year deal $20,550,000 SB $8,250,000
1 base $1,330,000 cap $3,832,000
2 base $ 2,335,000 cap $4,717,000
3 base $4,485,000 cap $5,584,000
4 base $ 6,150,000 cap $8,880,000

Terrell Suggs LB
4 year $20,550,000 SB 8,250,000
1 base $ 6,150,000 cap $8,880,000
2 base $ 2,335,000 cap $ 4,717,090
3 base $ 5,150,000 cap $7,500,000
4 base $665,000 cap $ 1,916,100

Julius Peppers DE
4 year $40,000,000 SB $16,000,000
1 base $1,330,000 cap $15,000,000
2 base $4,670,000 cap $9,434,000
3 base $10,300,00 cap $3,832,000
4 base $12,300,000 cap $17,760,000


Albert Haynesworth DT
4 year $20,550,000 SB 10,000000
1 base $1,995,000 cap $6,685,000
2 base $ $4,670,000 cap $10,277,000
3 base $5,150,000 cap $8,437,000
4 base $6,150,000 cap $5,485,500

You lock up a LT, DE, DT, LB for the next 4 years

Cap increase with these four players over the next 4 years
2009 $34,397,000 cap balance $8,852,000
2010 $33,308,000
2011 $25,353,000
2012 $34,041,000

In 2011/2012 Waters and TG will be done so u will be saving a lot

http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=115&f=1837&t=3907135

[DeezNutz]

Originally Posted by FAX

Speaking of Herm's knack with fullbacks, I wonder where Boomer is these days. I hope he found a gig somewhere.

And, while we're on the subject, just a quick shout-out to Herm. "Hey Herm! I'm gettin' over it!"

FAX

Last I heard, Mr. Fax, Boomer was hosting wet t-shirt contests in the Keys. Allen is still his wingman, but he remains committed to the O'Doul's, I'm sure.

[FAX]

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58

Not to hijack my own thread, but did you get anywhere with Scout?

It looks like that ****tard mod is no longer a mod - or isn't listed as one...

It's a work in progress, Mr. OnTheWarpath58. I'm told by supreme powers in the hierarchy that satisfaction is forthcoming. We shall see. If I am dissatisfied by next Friday, I shall escalate Project Anti-Dumbass.

Meanwhile, I have suggested that the WPI fools all go watch "Taken" with Liam Neeson and try their best to identify with the Albanians.

FAX

[FAX]

Originally Posted by DeezNutz

Last I heard, Mr. Fax, Boomer was hosting wet t-shirt contests in the Keys. Allen is still his wingman, but he remains committed to the O'Doul's, I'm sure.

I was hoping that he was playing linebacker somewhere - Canada, maybe. I liked Boomer. Not much of a talent, but had a great attitude.

FAX

[DeezNutz]

Originally Posted by FAX

I was hoping that he was playing linebacker somewhere - Canada, maybe. I liked Boomer. Not much of a talent, but had a great attitude.

FAX

I agree that he seemed like a good kid, and it would be nice to see him catch on.

Unfortunately, after being released early in the year with Miami, he's still listed as a FA, so my little narrative might be closer to true than we might otherwise like.

[DaFace]

I'm seriously getting tired of hearing about WPI. Can't we start feuding with the Coalition or something instead?

[Psyko Tek]

Originally Posted by The Bad Guy

I'm surprised some of those stupid ****ers can turn on a computer - let alone click the icons to get on the internet.

you know I miss DOS
that's when it took some braincells to run a puter,
now it's point and click plug and play

way to easy

damn I'm old

uphill both ways in the sonw

[OnTheWarpath15]

Originally Posted by DaFace

I'm seriously getting tired of hearing about WPI. Can't we start feuding with the Coalition or something instead?

No, because there are some really good guys over there, even if the football takes are generally homerific.

I'm sure it will settle down once Mr. Fax and FMB get their satisfaction.

[FAX]

Originally Posted by DaFace

I'm seriously getting tired of hearing about WPI. Can't we start feuding with the Coalition or something instead?

I'm certain that the Allied powers got tired of hearing about the Nazis too, Mr. DaFace. But, did they get bored and start fighting the Peruvians instead? Did they cancel D-Day because that whole Axis thing was old news? Did they turn their attention to origami and crocheting mittens because deciphering Japanese codes became blase? No sir. They did not. They saw the battle through until the last of the enemy either surrendered unconditionally or bled out on the field. And so shall I.

FAX

[Crush]

Originally Posted by FAX

I'm certain that the Allied powers got tired of hearing about the Nazis too, Mr. DaFace. But, did they get bored and start fighting the Peruvians instead? Did they cancel D-Day because that whole Axis thing was old news? Did they turn their attention to origami and crocheting mittens because deciphering Japanese codes became blase? No sir. They did not. They saw the battle through until the last of the enemy either surrendered unconditionally or bled out on the field. And so shall I.

FAX

Yep, we can not let this issue go. Those bastards are a collective throne in the embodiment of everything that is right in the world.

[T-post Tom]

Originally Posted by FAX

I'm certain that the Allied powers got tired of hearing about the Nazis too, Mr. DaFace. But, did they get bored and start fighting the Peruvians instead? Did they cancel D-Day because that whole Axis thing was old news? Did they turn their attention to origami and crocheting mittens because deciphering Japanese codes became blase? No sir. They did not. They saw the battle through until the last of the enemy either surrendered unconditionally or bled out on the field. And so shall I.

FAX

That's damn right! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

[DeezNutz]

Originally Posted by Crush

Yep, we can not let this issue go. Those bastards are a collective throne in the embodiment of everything that is right in the world.

If you wanna crown their ass, Crush, you crown 'em.

But I'll yank that throne right out from under those True Fans and kick them square in the tooth.

[Bearcat]

It's a topsy-turvy world and maybe the problems of two message boards don't amount to a hill of beans, but this is our hill, and these are our beans!

[Crush]

Originally Posted by DeezNutz

If you wanna crown their ass, Crush, you crown 'em.

But I'll yank that throne right out from under those True Fans and kick them square in the tooth.

WE LET THEM OFF THE HOOK!!!

[Mecca]

There's a poll on the coalition for the QB thing with the exact same option and Thigpen has over 100 votes while no one else has more than 20.

[FAX]

I guess it's Thiggy then. Oh well, that should make Gonzo happy.

Thiggy, Thiggy, you're our man.
If you can't throw the 15-yard-out halfway up the stands and 30 feet beyond the endzone pylon, no one can.

FAX