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Old 09-18-2009, 06:32 PM  
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Teens Find, Kill Unknown Creature In Panama

Freakish Creature Spotted Near Panama City

CERRO AZUL, Panama -- It looks a bit like a small, portly alien from the movie "E.T." or Gollum's long-lost cousin, but officials haven't the slightest idea what a creature found just east of Panama City really is.
The creature was first found by four teenagers playing near a creek in the community of Cerro Azul.

According to a local TV station, Telemetro, the teenagers spotted the creature crawling out from a cave. They said it started moving toward them. Fearing for their safety, they pelted the beast with sticks and rocks.
After the barrage killed the creature, the teenagers tossed its lifeless body into the water. But they later returned to take pictures of their strange find.
Zoologists in Panama said they're not sure what the creature is, but said it resembles a dead fetus.

As soon as video of the monstrous creature was released, speculations began swirling. People said it was everything from an alien to a monster and an albino hairless sloth.

There has been no word on whether investigators will perform a DNA test on the creature to determine what exactly it is.
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Old 09-18-2009, 07:02 PM   #31
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Old 09-18-2009, 07:03 PM   #32
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Old 09-18-2009, 07:17 PM   #33
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Teens Find, Kill Unknown Creature In Panama

Freakish Creature Spotted Near Panama City

CERRO AZUL, Panama -- It looks a bit like a small, portly alien from the movie "E.T." or Gollum's long-lost cousin, but officials haven't the slightest idea what a creature found just east of Panama City really is.
The creature was first found by four teenagers playing near a creek in the community of Cerro Azul.

According to a local TV station, Telemetro, the teenagers spotted the creature crawling out from a cave. They said it started moving toward them. Fearing for their safety, they pelted the beast with sticks and rocks.
After the barrage killed the creature, the teenagers tossed its lifeless body into the water. But they later returned to take pictures of their strange find.
Zoologists in Panama said they're not sure what the creature is, but said it resembles a dead fetus.

As soon as video of the monstrous creature was released, speculations began swirling. People said it was everything from an alien to a monster and an albino hairless sloth.

There has been no word on whether investigators will perform a DNA test on the creature to determine what exactly it is.
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Old 09-18-2009, 07:19 PM   #34
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The rational explanation, is its some kind of severely deformed beluga whale.

But i didnt know beluga whales could crawl out of caves...

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Old 09-18-2009, 07:28 PM   #35
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your not missing anything...it's obviously a sloth of some kind but I'll bet dollars to donuts the kids didn't kill it. It looks like it's been the water for some time and most likely why there is no hair left.
This.

But some of the pictures look like their ready to stuff it for Thanksgiving.
(what's with the gaping anus?)
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Old 09-18-2009, 07:33 PM   #36
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Old 09-18-2009, 07:35 PM   #37
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"YIPE-YIPE-YIPE-YIPE-YIPE"!!!!
Are they native to Panama?
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Old 09-18-2009, 07:37 PM   #38
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Are they native to Panama?
Sure. Why not?
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Old 09-18-2009, 07:39 PM   #39
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Sure. Why not?
Well, that's it then. Problem solved. Nice job, ROR.
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Old 09-18-2009, 07:42 PM   #40
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But what about the arms? And Armpits?
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Old 09-18-2009, 07:44 PM   #41
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Old 09-18-2009, 07:44 PM   #42
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They shouldn't have killed it....what kinda world is this when someone thinks they see a new creature and their reaction is to kill it.
How else, pray tell, is one to find out if the meat tastes good and is better with a red wine or white?
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Old 09-18-2009, 07:45 PM   #43
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But what about the arms? And Armpits?
Obviously, the Smoo pictured is a native of Guam and, thus, does not have arms or armpits.
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Old 09-18-2009, 07:50 PM   #45
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