-- How do you cope w/ your 'Swamp-Ass' issue?

[Bi_polar]

Yeah, say you go out on a Friday night and forget to powder up your butthole. How do you maintain or reachieve that freshness? Do you gamble (assuming you probably won't score, anyway?)

-or-

Do you carry around wet-naps? Do you try that ax deodorant spray?

Or, is it such a rare occurance that it's pointless to care that you smell like asshole?


-discus

[MoreLemonPledge]

Originally Posted by Sofa King

two things..

1st. Swamp ass can also be called Goo Butt... and if you dont take care of it, it will turn into Chapped Ass... which is not pleasant..

2nd.

****, you just beat me to it.

[MikeMaslowski]

Wouldn't wanna turn out like this......

[seclark]

Originally Posted by MikeMaslowski

Wouldn't wanna turn out like this......

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[Sofa King]

Originally Posted by MoreLemonPledge

****, you just beat me to it.

you're not the first one that said that...

[Jilly]

I'd be more worried about skunk balls if I were you.

[Bi_polar]

Originally Posted by Jilly

I'd be more worried about skunk balls if I were you.

if you're referring to me, I assure you, my balls smell like my arm would/will/does. Also a slight minty smell, due to the lemongrass body wash (attached below)

[Goldmember]

Originally Posted by Sofa King

two things..

1st. Swamp ass can also be called Goo Butt... and if you dont take care of it, it will turn into Chapped Ass... which is not pleasant..

2nd.

Which leads to Maggot-Ass

[Goldmember]

Originally Posted by Jilly

I'd be more worried about skunk balls if I were you.

If YOU had to choose only one....would you rather deal with skunk balls or swamp ass?

[Jilly]

Originally Posted by Bi_polar

if you're referring to me, I assure you, my balls smell like my arm would/will/does. Also a slight minty smell, due to the lemongrass body wash (attached below)

that shit tastes disgusting.

[Fritz88]

[Bi_polar]

Originally Posted by Jilly

that shit tastes disgusting.

oh it'd/they'd be (and are) rinsed entirely and towel dried, exceptionally. No after-taste, just 'balls heaven.' pure Flesh-n-Balls.

[Stewie]

Originally Posted by Bi_polar

oh it'd/they'd be (and are) rinsed entirely and towel dried, exceptionally. No after-taste, just 'balls heaven.' pure Flesh-n-Balls.

Just rub some musk on your balls. It'll make you more of a man than you are.

[Bi_polar]

Originally Posted by Stewie

Just rub some musk on your balls. It'll make you more of a man than you are.

I read that as 'mask' ... as in; a mud-mask.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Does powdering your butthole work? Any rash, or irritation issues?

[Bi_polar]

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Does powdering your butthole work? Any rash, or irritation issues?

no, none that i've ever had, generally, I'll only powder up down low, if I expect some action. It's not a habitual ritual.

...just so we are clear, here.