The 'I've just gotten back from getting stoned' and this is what I've eaten, Thread.

[Bi_polar]

Okay, so there are a ton of guys in here that are getting stoned, trying to work on their buzz, or 'thinking' about working on it.

So, I figured I would start a thread. I am all about making myself accountable. The more people that I tell about bong-tokes, the more people I will chill the **** out.

If you get high.... then post here when you get back. If you do Hash, post here when you get done. If you smoke opium.... post it here.

Anything you do to get high.... share with the board. I know I have gotten some great advice and feedback.

Also, post what you eat. If you post everything you eat, and you know others will be critical, you may think twice before you grab something actually healthy.

Okay, so, tonight i'm going to try to combine some purp w/ some keef.

Then, I'll do three quick hits. I did hold them in long enough. Three tokes each. I did cough a little, cotton-mouth etc. but, all is well.


As far as my diet.

anydamned thing I want.

I didn't have a 'lunch' per se.

Kids had sloppy joes with lean beef (as if that makes it great).... I took a baked potato, and put a serving of sloppy joe over it, with jalapenos and 2 oz's of lowfat cheddar cheese. But I got high and just munched on the others food.

I have also had shotgun with some hot girl i met at the market, and synthesize with water.

I won't eat again before bed.


Okay, I know putting everything down here will open me up to criticism. I know some will think that I am doing things all wrong. I appreciate any advice, but I have done a lot of reading and talking to stoners.... so, I have an idea of what I am doing.... or at least what I think I am doing.

The point of this thread, isn't to get into pissing matches about how good your weed is, but rather to give ourselves a gold star for holding a toke in beyond thirty seconds.

Try not to beat anyone down on this thread, because this is about burnin' reefer.

[KC native]

yea, just wanted that time stamp. bout to leave work and then get lifted and eat whatever dinner wifey makes.

[POND_OF_RED]

Originally Posted by CoMoChief

**** YOU!!!!! That was all your fault. Never again am I watching Speed Racer on ****ing Blu Ray when I'm shroomed up. I thought I was going to die that night.

I'm sticking to Planet Earth all night this time. I'm kind of worried about where my mind is going to go watching the Caves episode.

Seriously though, I've got plenty if you want to come up. They look just like the ones we took that night. Hopefully this time no one almost gets run over by a van though.

[Bi_polar]

Originally Posted by rambleonthruthefog

i just got back from getting stoned. whats goin on here? what am i supposed to be eating?

I forgot.

[CoMoChief]

Originally Posted by POND_OF_RED

I'm sticking to Planet Earth all night this time. I'm kind of worried about where my mind is going to go watching the Caves episode.

Seriously though, I've got plenty if you want to come up. They look just like the ones we took that night. Hopefully this time no one almost gets run over by a van though.

And no crazy chick comes darting in your house when no one knows what the hell is going on.

[KC native]

Originally Posted by Metrolike

Some drugs take that ability away from you, though. I stay the **** away, because I'd come out ****ed up for life.

[Stewie]

[Pants]

Originally Posted by KC native

yea, just wanted that time stamp. bout to leave work and then get lifted and eat whatever dinner wifey makes.

I wanna talk to Samson
Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden
Cuz it's hard being black and gifted
Sometimes I wanna throw it all down and get lifted

[POND_OF_RED]

Originally Posted by CoMoChief

And no crazy chick comes darting in your house when no one knows what the hell is going on.

Fun night. We still never figured out who in the hell that girl was.

[CoMoChief]

Originally Posted by Stewie

French Onion dip rules!

[L.A. Chieffan]

Never had a bad trip on shrooms.

Acid on the other hand....

[Buck]

I just smoked some meth and stabbed a puppy.

[Pants]

Originally Posted by Buck

I just smoked some meth and stabbed a puppy.

Stabbed like with a sharp object or as in "put your penis in it"?

[Buck]

Originally Posted by Metrolike

Stabbed like with a sharp object or as in "put your penis in it"?

Yes.

[Buck]

I haven't smoked weed since Jan 1.

[POND_OF_RED]

I know it's really cliche' but this is still my favorite when I'm stoned. Too bad it's 3 1/2 hours away. I guess it's probably a good thing if I want to live to see 30 though.