Should we interview new Chiefsplanet members?

[Rain Man]

With all the talk about teams interviewing Dez Bryant, it strikes me that we don't really have much of a screening process here at chiefsplanet. And you know, I think we should be at least as selective as the Dallas Cowboys and Miami Dolphins, and we should be more selective than the Raid ers or Bron cos.

So should we have a standard list of interview questions that we ask of anyone who shows up as a new member?

If you think we should, please offer your questions and how you think we should interpret answers.

I'll start with the obvious one: Was your mother a prostitute? This question won't disqualify them regardless of the answer, but they'll get extra points if the answer is yes since that will make them a more interesting planeteer. If they get offended and don't answer, that'll cost them points.

[mlyonsd]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Who was Carl Peterson's worst draft pick?

Full points if they answer Blackledge, half points if they answer Trezelle Jenkins or Herm Edwards.

No partial credit for Tyson Jackson?

[seclark]

"if you're not pinching it, how long can you lay a cable?"
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[JD10367]

Do you think Cassel, Pioli, and Haley suck?

Or do you think they blow?

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by mlyonsd

No partial credit for Tyson Jackson?

That will depend on the makeup of the interview committee, I suspect.

[OnTheWarpath15]

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Do you lie awake at nights dreaming of 8-8, or 9-7?

Do you judge a season as a success by a Wild Card birth?

Do you believe that defenses and running games are more important than franchise QBs?

Do you hate wide receivers?

Do you love coaches with a complete inability to spot talent at the running back position?

Do you think that 3-13 is better for the long term future of the franchise than 2-14?

Do you think the 2002 Bucs and 2000 Ravens are model NFL teams to aspire to?

Do you find playoff records to be irrelevant?

Do you believe that guards and right tackles should be taken with top five picks?

Do you believe that a quarterback is best served as a game manager?

Do you believe that every 3rd Down play should either be a screen or a draw?

Do you believe kicker is the most important position on the offense?

Do you believe that all of the best prospects reside in the Big XII?

Do you believe in trading down in any situation during the draft?

Do you believe that a team is better served picking 20 rather than 5 because they don't have to pay the player as much?

Do you believe that the only way to be a winning team is to throw money at the most expensive Free Agents every year, regardless of need?

Do you judge QBOTF by their box scores?

Do you think that risk is scary, and therefore, wish to draft last in every round to avoid the perception of failure?

Do you think that Marty and Bill Cowher are the only two coaches left on the planet?

Do you think that Gunther was once a great coordinator?

Do you think that reaction is safer than action?

Do you think every other team that actually drafted a QBOTF just 'got lucky' and that it could never happen to us?

Is your name [alias of claythan and hootie]?

Do you prefer tailgating to Championships?

Do you fear the unknown?

Do you believe that 'being close in the 4th quarter' is the objective of an offense?

Do you believe that the run sets up the pass?

Do you believe that Stafford "has done nothing worth mentioning" in college?

Do you think QBs don't need to know how to play from under the center, and that learning 5 and 7 step drops is irrelevant because once Thigpen completed a 7 yard pass to a hall of fame tight end in quadruple coverage?

[Art Vader]

my mom wasn't a hooker... just a slave.

[RJ]

What is the best way to trap a gorilla?

[CaliforniaChief]

How do you spell the insider at NFLN?

a. LeCinfara
b. LoConfara
c. LaCalifornia
d. LaConfora
e. LaCanfora
f. BRC and The Bad Guy

[RJ]

Do you often ask for relationship advice from internet strangers?

[rockymtnchief]

Originally Posted by RJ

Do you often ask for relationship advice from internet strangers?

Extra credit for posting pictures of your girlfriend.

[FAX]

You are standing on the roof of an 80 story building. You are sensing a 5 mph Northerly breeze. You are holding two steel spheres in your hands. You are a brontosaurus.

FAX

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Art Vader

my mom wasn't a hooker... just a slave.

That reminds me. "Does your mom know Steven Seagal?" might be a good question.

[KCUnited]

Are you willing to provide the name of your employer and a contact number where they can be reached?

[rockymtnchief]

Brokie Croyles wife or Bea Arthur?

[FAX]

Have you ever had vaginal sex with Mr. sedated's girlfriend while she was on the rag?

FAX