Hey is there anybody that can help me out.

[big nasty kcnut]

As you know i'm a blogger. I do want to try to get on the air more because unlike a lot of people i'm a pretty smart guy who know things and if not then can get help on a issue. I'm tired of doing the resturant thing.

Also don't tell me about collage cause i thought it was a waste of time. I mean when they give you a tutor that have a very thick accent then you know they don't want you around.

Hell i spend my life reading and studying things. I know stuffs. The thing is is that i've moved around so much that i never had a chance to networked with people.

So can you help a smart dumb guy like me out.


p.s. and yes i've drunk some antifreeze while walking into a aids tree then died in a fire.

[Ebolapox]

I have nothing of value to add here, so I'll just throw out some encouragement. the goals that you want the most usually take the most amount of work (everything worth having is worth working for). keep your nose to the grindstone and keep it real, brah.

[loochy]

Originally Posted by jspchief

kcnut, has anyone ever explained to you how bad your english is? Honestly, if I didn't know better I'd assume you were a foreigner, still earning the language.

Actually, that is what I thought. With the bad english, working at Taco Bueno, and general lack of knowledge about social situations, I thought he was a Mexican immigrant.

When I listened to his radio show a few weeks ago, I was confused because he DIDN'T sound like a Mexican immigrant.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Bugeater

Leaving the door open on your refrigerator will not cool a room.

Can you build me a collage that explains it visually?

[Ebolapox]

Originally Posted by loochy

Too bad. I'm going to tell you about collage anyway because it's important that you hear it.













This is a heart shaped collage.




A collage (From the French: coller, to glue) is a work of formal art, primarily in the visual arts, made from an assemblage of different forms, thus creating a new whole.

A collage may include newspaper clippings, ribbons, bits of colored or hand-made papers, portions of other artwork, photographs and other found objects, glued to a piece of paper or canvas. The origins of collage can be traced back hundreds of years, but this technique made a dramatic reappearance in the early 20th century as an art form of novelty.

The term collage derives from the French "coller" meaning "glue". This term was coined by both Georges Braque and Pablo Picasso in the beginning of the 20th century when collage became a distinctive part of modern art.

rep.

[MOhillbilly]

Originally Posted by jspchief

Then why is his grammar untouchable around here? Anyone else on this site types like that and they get verbally raped, first shower in maximum security prison style.

kcnut, has anyone ever explained to you how bad your english is? Honestly, if I didn't know better I'd assume you were a foreigner, still earning the language.

check your rep.

[Mile High Mania]

Try to be witty, funny and unique... don't get wrapped up into being something that you are not and see what happens. Getting noticed is the tough part, not sure there is a magical way to make it happen... just start reaching out to other bloggers, attend their little events, link to them... see what happens.

Take some free online writing/grammar courses.

[MOhillbilly]

**** them NUT. stand on the pedal.

[Ebolapox]

Originally Posted by loochy

Actually, that is what I thought. With the bad english, working at taco bueno, and general lack of knowledge about life and social situations, I thought he was a Mexican immigrant. I don't want to be an ass.

collage be HARD! tudor don't know shit about colonial housing styles!

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by H5N1

I have nothing of value to add here, so I'll just throw out some encouragement. the goals that you want the most usually take the most amount of work (everything worth having is worth working for). keep your nose to the grindstone and keep it real, brah.

In America you can be anything you want unless your name is Jamaal and you want to be a starting running back for the Kansas City Chiefs. But anything else is possible.

[Mile High Mania]

"You're scared to shit. I aint no ones slave!"

What does that even mean... I'm sure KCNut understands it.

[loochy]

Originally Posted by H5N1

collage be HARD! tudor don't know shit about colonial housing styles!

Well then here's some info about colonial housing styles:



American colonial architecture includes several building design styles associated with the colonial period of the United States, including First Period English, French Colonial, Spanish Colonial, Dutch, German Colonial and Georgian Colonial. These styles are associated with the houses, churches and government buildings of the period between about 1600 through 1850. This house is a good bad-weather house.

English Colonial buildings typically included medieval details including steep roofs, small windows , minimal ornamentation and a massive central chimney.

French Colonial houses were basic houses that featured double-pitched hipped roofs and were surrounded by porches to handle the hot summer climate.

Spanish Colonial dwellings in Spanish Florida were often the "board house", which can be visualized as a small one-room cottage constructed of pit-sawn softwood boards, typically with a thached roof.

Dutch Colonial houses were small, one room cottages with stone walls and steep roofs to allow a second floor loft. By 1670 or so, two-stepped gable-end homes were common in New Amsterdam. Later, in the countryside of the Hudson Valley, the Dutch farmhouse evolved into a linear-plan home with straight-edged gables moved to the end walls. Around 1720, the distinctive Gambrel roof was adopted from the English styles, with the addition of overhangs on the front and rear to protect the mud mortar used in the typically stone walls and foundations.

German Colonial houses were a "half-timber" style of construction which used a frame of braced timbers filled-in with masonry (brick or stone). However, the colonists modified the method to typically include a first floor of field stones, and a second floor and roof system of timbers or logs. Eventually, field stones became the building material of choice for the entire homes, as they grew from one-room cottages to larger farmhouses. The "bank house" was a popular form of home during this period, typically constructed into a hillside for protection during the cold winters and hot summers of the region. The two-story "country townhouse" was also common around Pennsylvania during this time.

Georgian Colonial houses had square, symmetrical shapes, central door, and straight lines of windows on the first and second floor. There is usually a decorative crown above the door and flattened columns to either side of it. The door leads to an entryway with stairway and hall aligned along the center of the house. All rooms branch off of these. Georgian buildings were ideally in brick, with wood trim, wooden columns and entablatures painted white. In the US, one found both brick buildings as well as those in wood with clapboards. They were usually painted white, though sometimes a pale yellow. This differentiated them from most other structures that were usually not painted. A Georgian Colonial-style house usually has a formally-defined living room, dining room and sometimes a family room. The bedrooms are typically on the second floor. They also have one or two chimneys, and sometimes these are very large.

[Ebolapox]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

In America you can be anything you want unless your name is Jamaal and you want to be a starting running back for the Kansas City Chiefs. But anything else is possible.

you're a wise man, rainman. sort of like a miniature Buddha.

[wutamess]

Originally Posted by Phobia

You need a posse, dude. Find a few people to follow you around places and then doors open magically. An expensive suit works too.

You watch My Name is Earl last night?

[Ebolapox]

Originally Posted by loochy

Well then here's some info about colonial housing styles:



American colonial architecture includes several building design styles associated with the colonial period of the United States, including First Period English, French Colonial, Spanish Colonial, Dutch, German Colonial and Georgian Colonial. These styles are associated with the houses, churches and government buildings of the period between about 1600 through 1850. This house is a good bad-weather house.

English Colonial buildings typically included medieval details including steep roofs, small windows , minimal ornamentation and a massive central chimney.

French Colonial houses were basic houses that featured double-pitched hipped roofs and were surrounded by porches to handle the hot summer climate.

Spanish Colonial dwellings in Spanish Florida were often the "board house", which can be visualized as a small one-room cottage constructed of pit-sawn softwood boards, typically with a thached roof.

Dutch Colonial houses were small, one room cottages with stone walls and steep roofs to allow a second floor loft. By 1670 or so, two-stepped gable-end homes were common in New Amsterdam. Later, in the countryside of the Hudson Valley, the Dutch farmhouse evolved into a linear-plan home with straight-edged gables moved to the end walls. Around 1720, the distinctive Gambrel roof was adopted from the English styles, with the addition of overhangs on the front and rear to protect the mud mortar used in the typically stone walls and foundations.

German Colonial houses were a "half-timber" style of construction which used a frame of braced timbers filled-in with masonry (brick or stone). However, the colonists modified the method to typically include a first floor of field stones, and a second floor and roof system of timbers or logs. Eventually, field stones became the building material of choice for the entire homes, as they grew from one-room cottages to larger farmhouses. The "bank house" was a popular form of home during this period, typically constructed into a hillside for protection during the cold winters and hot summers of the region. The two-story "country townhouse" was also common around Pennsylvania during this time.

Georgian Colonial houses had square, symmetrical shapes, central door, and straight lines of windows on the first and second floor. There is usually a decorative crown above the door and flattened columns to either side of it. The door leads to an entryway with stairway and hall aligned along the center of the house. All rooms branch off of these. Georgian buildings were ideally in brick, with wood trim, wooden columns and entablatures painted white. In the US, one found both brick buildings as well as those in wood with clapboards. They were usually painted white, though sometimes a pale yellow. This differentiated them from most other structures that were usually not painted. A Georgian Colonial-style house usually has a formally-defined living room, dining room and sometimes a family room. The bedrooms are typically on the second floor. They also have one or two chimneys, and sometimes these are very large.

****ing STOP that shit, man. freaking hilarious.

[tooge]

Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut

As you know i'm a blogger. I do want to try to get on the air more because unlike a lot of people i'm a pretty smart guy who know things and if not then can get help on a issue. I'm tired of doing the resturant thing.

Also don't tell me about collage cause i thought it was a waste of time. I mean when they give you a tutor that have a very thick accent then you know they don't want you around.

Hell i spend my life reading and studying things. I know stuffs. The thing is is that i've moved around so much that i never had a chance to networked with people.

So can you help a smart dumb guy like me out.


p.s. and yes i've drunk some antifreeze while walking into a aids tree then died in a fire.

How are you at nose tackle? Can you throw a deep out?