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Old 08-29-2013, 10:14 PM  
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Save Our Water...
Here's some more Chiefs hilarity... so it was hot as balls out tonight... 90+ degrees. I bought my daughter and I some water, as I'm not drinking soda and since I was with my daughter, I wasn't drinking beer.

We are leaving the stadium and I have about 2/3rd of my SmartWater left... the security guard said to me while I was leaving, "Excuse me, sir... you can't take that water with you outside of the stadium."

I say, "Whaaaaaaaaaaaa? Are you kidding me? I paid $7 for this water, I'm taking my souvenir home."

He said, "I will not be letting you leave this stadium with that water."

The dude almost got a shower with some $7 dollar water. I chugged the rest and said, "I literally, can't believe this franchise, at times."

Then, of course, I tweeted the Chiefs. Who the hell makes these asinine policies? I can understand not leaving with beer or alcohol... but I paid one-fifth of my monthly household bill for water... I'm drinking the f&cking water.

It's not about the money, it's the principle. Seriously. #SaveOurWater LOL

I'm not going to make a big stink about this... but the $27 parking. $7 water. $9 beer... I don't see how some families can afford it.
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Old 08-29-2013, 11:37 PM   #31
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Old 08-29-2013, 11:38 PM   #32
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Old 08-30-2013, 12:00 AM   #33
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Next time you're at a game without your daughter find said security guard again and as you leave make sure you return to him all the beer you drank.
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Old 08-30-2013, 12:04 AM   #34
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I have a friend that recently moved to the San Diego area from Vegas. He's a die hard Chiefs fan but bought season tickets for the Chargers this season because for the first time in 20 years, he's living in an NFL town again and enjoys NFL football.

So at the very first Chargers pre-season game, he's heading into the stadium when two security guards/police confront him:

Police: "Sir, you need to remove your wallet chain. It's a weapon".

Friend: "Weapon? It's so I don't forget my wallet. I rode the Amtrak down and I'll be in and out of the restroom and concession stand all night. I don't want to lose my wallet. It has my return ticket, my ID, etc.".

Police: "Sir, if you want to go into this stadium and watch the game, you have to give us your wallet chain because it's a weapon".

Friend: Fine.

Then, he had to go out the next day and buy a new wallet chain.

What the **** is that shit?
Wait you live in LA and don't know it's a felony to even think of a weapon in CA much less carry something that could be used at one???

Seriously though that sounds like it was MacGyver time. He should have stripped off his shoe laces, pulled out a ball point pen and made a garrote with them. Then said....now this is a weapon....not that pussy chain....
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Old 08-30-2013, 12:09 AM   #35
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It's NFL Security.

Goodell believes the NFL and its stadiums are a "target", hence the clear NFL bags, purse searches, water, wallet chains, etc.
But I can still bring in my pressure cooker filled with corned beef and cabbage, right?
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Old 08-30-2013, 12:15 AM   #36
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The shit about a wallet chain in Cali I understand as it's a locale with a little bit more of a gang problem than the Midwest.

But a clear bottle of water? I mean... They think someone would pour in $12+ worth of vodka from a cup into a water bottle just so they can get their drink on on the ride home?

I mean if someone is that pressed for a buzz fix then CHANCES ARE they have their own shit with them waiting in the parking lot.
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Old 08-30-2013, 12:16 AM   #37
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I took my two oldest boys tonight - The wife stayed home with the other kids

This game set me back quite a bit that wasn't budgeted for:

Ticket (actually was budgeted for) - $39 (Kids were free with the youth football)
Food/Drinks Total: $90
Parking: $27

Not counting Gas. And if I had to buy each of them a ticket through official channels it would have been a bit more

Its not great- we probably could have saved on the food if we tailgated before but we didn't have time tonight.

I took the chance to explain to the boys that we come to a game so we can remember the experience when we watch it on TV, and so that we are grateful at home that the bathroom is only a few feet away and not filled with strangers.
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The shit about a wallet chain in Cali I understand as it's a locale with a little bit more of a gang problem than the Midwest.


He's a 47 year old white guy with surfer hair and a sunburn wearing flip flops and shorts.

Trust me, no one would confuse him with a gang member.
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Terrorists have been known to leave a stadium with a water bottle full of water, this has brought on the rule.
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He's a 47 year old white guy with surfer hair and a sunburn wearing flip flops and shorts.

Trust me, no one would confuse him with a gang member.


Fool me once...
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He's a 47 year old white guy with surfer hair and a sunburn wearing flip flops and shorts.

Trust me, no one would confuse him with a gang member.
I get this. But I'm guessing it's a "zero tolerance" policy at play.
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I get this. But I'm guessing it's a "zero tolerance" policy at play.
Some notice would be nice.

Or signs.
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Some notice would be nice.

Or signs.
I'm going to assume that it's on their website on what you can and can not bring into the stadium.
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That's.... odd.
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I'm going to assume that it's on their website on what you can and can not bring into the stadium.
Yeah, because season ticket holders ALWAYS check websites before attending games



I know that you're ****ing stupid but a wallet chain? Do you really believe that NFL teams should have a dress code and that season ticket holders are notified?!
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