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Some of these are just a hoot and have enjoyed reading them. Maybe it was just my early days, but I often think, "how did that happen and was I really that dumb".
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Several buddies and myself, all white guys, used to play basketball one evening a week when the gym was open. (40 yrs ago) Some black kids none of us knew from a local town started showing up and we would play blacks against whites, their choice. I had very limited exposure to black kids so was very careful about what I said. We took a break and at the drinking fountain I asked one of them 'where are you 'boys' from. The one getting a drink spewed all over himself and we all had a good laugh. I did this again just recently with a car salesman. I'm not very couth.
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If you saw the Tom Cruise movie American Made, then I'll tell you that stuff is true. In the mid 70's I was working at St. Petersburg/Clearwater Control tower and a Ted Smith Aerostar had called for landing. I told him to report left downwind for Runway 22. I saw the Aerostar and he reported and just then a Citation Jet called for landing a mile east of the airport. I told him to follow the Aerostar, I was going to chew him out when he got in because his first contact was just a mile from the airport.
The Aerostar lands and taxis in to the ramp and the Citation taxis in right behind him. They park maybe a 100 yards from the tower, so I can see everything real clear with the binos. I was trying to figure out what the Citation was up to. Just then I saw 3 or 4 guys jump out of the Citation with guns pulled and ran up and pulled the guys out of the Aerostar. It was a drug bust. I found out the drug runnners loved using the Aerostar ![]() Feds were using a confiscated Cessna Citation Jet, they called the tower later to apologize for not contacting us sooner. They said they were following the Aerostar for a quite awhile and wasn't sure where he was going. Then when they saw them head toward our airport, they contacted us for landing. ![]() My other neat story from St. Pete Tower was around '77 I working in the evening about 8pm and we had taken our headsets off and had the radios in the speakers. I heard this pilot call for landing and without a doubt, I knew it was Arthur Godfrey, his voice was so distinctive. You younger guys probably say, who? Anyway, I wasn't doing anything so I ran down to the ramp just as he was pulling in. He was flying a twin, a Beech Baron by himself at night, not easy for a guy his age or any age for that matter. As he opened the door, I asked if he needed any help with his luggage and I carried in his suit case. Was a heck of a nice guy. ![]() |
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Does anyone know? The spot is a derailer, they have those near RR crossings, you as a switchman must run ahead of the train, which is only going about 5 mph, and throw that derailer off the track. You would think someone would explain that to the switchman trainee a little sooner than when it's about 50 yards ahead of a moving engine. |
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Kinda like how I found out what a torpedo was. Anyone know what a RR torpedo is?
The first day I was driving/operating the mobile welder on the tracks, walking along the back of it while moving the mobile welder backwards down the track I hear and feel this big ass BOOM about 10 foot behind me from under the welder. I thought I'd blown the whole damn truck up. It didn't take much to rattle a 17 year old on his first day operating a $1.5 million piece of equipment ![]() One of the guys on our crew thought it was a good way to break in the greenhorn. ![]()
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i was in a rush to get to work one morning and I forgot to zip up my fly. I entered the office and one of the secretaries said to me did you forget to close your garage door this morning? I looked at her puzzled and was pretty sure I did. Later when i went to the restroom I realized what she meant. I asked her, when you saw my garage door open did you see a hummer in there? She replied no. Just a old mini van with two flat tires.
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better a mini van than a run down Family Truckster with some worn out greenwalls.
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