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Old 05-23-2024, 07:41 PM   #1
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Heh... while it doesn't often make the cut to the actual resume I submit, I do actually have a bullet about CP on my master resume. SQL skills are sometimes a nice to have in my line of work, and I can spin my work here to make it sound good enough.
ChatGPT, make this suitable for a professional resume: Created and ran SQL queries to determine the biggest butt-****ing morons on a football message board and how often they've been banned, and also figured out which dumbshits only post their political hottakes and outrage on said football message board.

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Certainly! Here's a more professional way to describe this experience for a resume:

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  • Developed and executed SQL queries to analyze user behavior and activity on a football message board.
  • Identified and reported on users with the highest frequency of bans, providing insights into patterns of disruptive behavior.
  • Conducted an analysis to categorize users who predominantly posted political content, helping to understand the community's engagement dynamics.
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Old 05-23-2024, 07:47 PM   #2
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ChatGPT, make this suitable for a professional resume: Created and ran SQL queries to determine the biggest butt-****ing morons on a football message board and how often they've been banned, and also figured out which dumbshits only post their political hottakes and outrage on said football message board.
This is excellent.
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Old 05-23-2024, 06:03 PM   #3
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Old 05-23-2024, 06:07 PM   #4
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Because of your reaction to that chicken plant?

J/k sorry to hear it and fear making this post one day myself

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Old 05-23-2024, 06:04 PM   #5
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Old 05-23-2024, 06:06 PM   #6
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That's a nice severance for just a few years service. Sucks to be laid off but hopefully the job market isn't too bad
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Old 05-23-2024, 06:11 PM   #7
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Sorry to hear that man. When I got laid off last year and made a thread about it everyone said how id bounce back better. I thought they were just being nice turns out they were right. You got this enjoy your summer
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Old 05-23-2024, 06:15 PM   #8
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Sorry to hear that man. When I got laid off last year and made a thread about it everyone said how id bounce back better. I thought they were just being nice turns out they were right. You got this enjoy your summer
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Old 05-23-2024, 07:34 PM   #9
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Sorry to hear that man. When I got laid off last year and made a thread about it everyone said how id bounce back better. I thought they were just being nice turns out they were right. You got this enjoy your summer
When you're laid off everyone likes to say "you'll find something, you'll bounce back, don't worry about it you're smart and talented and you will end up in something great"


It always rings hollow, it's an easy way for your friends to skip ahead in their mind after you've done all the hard work to find something new and it just works out. I kind of find it lazy of my friend group because the hard work is something they don't have to think about but rather just assume you'll do it.

Not that they're wrong or like, obligated to fix your problem. But I do like it when friends offer advice that has actually actionable suggestions.

I had a friend suggest doing LinkedIn Premium which costs money but it was instrumental in helping me find my last two jobs.

LinkedIn tries to be social media and is full of nonsense but there are a LOT of tools there. I'd have to say I suggest it.
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Old 05-23-2024, 07:37 PM   #10
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When you're laid off everyone likes to say "you'll find something, you'll bounce back, don't worry about it you're smart and talented and you will end up in something great"





It always rings hollow, it's an easy way for your friends to skip ahead in their mind after you've done all the hard work to find something new and it just works out. I kind of find it lazy of my friend group because the hard work is something they don't have to think about but rather just assume you'll do it.



Not that they're wrong or like, obligated to fix your problem. But I do like it when friends offer advice that has actually actionable suggestions.



I had a friend suggest doing LinkedIn Premium which costs money but it was instrumental in helping me find my last two jobs.



LinkedIn tries to be social media and is full of nonsense but there are a LOT of tools there. I'd have to say I suggest it.
Yeah, I'm planning to give LI premium a go. I'm not gonna go cheap on tools that could help make the difference in tens of thousands of dollars of salary.
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Old 05-23-2024, 06:26 PM   #11
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Old 05-23-2024, 06:31 PM   #12
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One door closes and another opens... You are a talented guy and will look back at this as just another fork in the path. Good luck!
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Old 05-23-2024, 06:32 PM   #13
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Man, that sucks!

I hope you are able to land on your feet quickly. I was laid off last October and am still looking for work. The market is tough with hundreds of applicants for each job.
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Old 05-23-2024, 06:37 PM   #14
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Man, that sucks!

I hope you are able to land on your feet quickly. I was laid off last October and am still looking for work. The market is tough with hundreds of applicants for each job.
Shit man that sucks. Sorry to hear.
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Old 05-23-2024, 06:36 PM   #15
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You cant see behind the next door until you fully close the door that's behind you.
I was in a similar situation almost 3 years ago and now I'm much more happy and more prosperous.
Being confident in what you are capable of (in which you are) will make the next door easy for you to open.
Enjoy your break in the action though, I sure did.
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