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Old 08-04-2009, 08:27 AM  
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-- Please instruct me as to how to land my neighbor's temporary roommate.
So my neighbor (Sabrina) has a friend from Yale (Christie.) They never knew each other @ Yale. Funny, they met each other here. (Atlanta)

Anyway, so Sabrina and I are relatively close and we've done numerous things together, however she has a man in which she's holding-down a long-distance relationship w/. Welp, the other day we were running and she had casually mentioned that Christie (temp. roomy) and her had discussed small talk, like talking about guys and stuff (the prior night.) Sabrina (my neighbor) mentioned they'd eventually discussed 'guys.' She went on and on and illustrated that Christie is much different than that of herself (Sabrina.) In fact she'd mentioned Christie didn't think that it was a big deal at all hooking up w/ guys (as in sex.)

So, I was over there last night (briefly.) To try to meet Christie. She was very friendly to me. Well, Sabrina (my neighbor) is going out of town this weekend. I said: "Oh dear, I'd better get you my cell phone number in case you need anything while Sabrina's away." She replied, "That's a good idea" and then continued to tell me that she'd just called me and that the missed-call was her.

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Pointers are really needed here, this girl is like 5'2" and petite w/ big blue eyes. 24 BTW she's a solid '8' if you don't mind the smaller petite ones.
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Old 12-17-2009, 04:30 PM   #436
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I was turned off after i found out she slept w/ like three guys in like two weeks, yeah, no thanks.
not to make you feel bad, but if you would have jumped on that right when she got there, you would have been getting all that pussy instead of those 3 guys.
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Old 12-17-2009, 04:31 PM   #437
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Old 12-17-2009, 04:32 PM   #438
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The manager at the Atlanta (flagship) Fado is a good friend of mine... and one HELL of a good pool player. He's originally from Belfast but ran the Fado here in Austin for years.
FWEIW, Fado is about 1.5 mis from my house, it's still in Pussy Heaven's city limits, but just barely.
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Old 12-17-2009, 04:32 PM   #439
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Old 12-17-2009, 04:34 PM   #440
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unless you are a tournament player who can run the table 70-80% of the time.... I HIGHLY recommend not challenging Brian.
i'd probably take 2 er 3 outta ten, may win a race to 7, one outta 10 tries. If I had the time, I could probably play tournaments, same applies to darts. I've had a table run on me by a Korean via one hand, before. LOL
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Old 12-17-2009, 04:36 PM   #441
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no dude, she left a long, long time ago. I was turned off after i found out she slept w/ like three guys in like two weeks, yeah, no thanks.
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Old 12-17-2009, 04:39 PM   #442
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no dude, she left a long, long time ago. I was turned off after i found out she slept w/ like three guys in like two weeks, yeah, no thanks.
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though that chick was a pretty as a flower, she probably had dried up semen in the crevices of her twat and navel, - no thanks
So now that Clayton has got laid are you the long standing virgin? If not we need to figure out who is.
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Simply Red doesn't want to get laid. He hasn't for months. Perhaps years.
I thought someone said ever. Am I right? You need to appoint your virgin successor.
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On a related note, last night I sucked on the prettiest pair of 18-year old tits you'll ever lay eyes on. My god.
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Old 10-17-2010, 09:38 AM   #450
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Simply Red has had a steady gf for a few months. Probably ****ing more than most people on here so just can it.

On a related note, last night I sucked on the prettiest pair of 18-year old tits you'll ever lay eyes on. My god.
Are you sure it wasn't just a really fat 18 year old dude?
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