In case you didnt know: Women are retarted.

[Chief Nute]

For Christ sakes........just got off the phone with my wife. I am at work, and she is at home because she is a teacher and she has been the beneficiary of 2 days off (snow days) both this week AND last week, so 4 days total.

Before I go on a tangent here, let me just state that I think that "snow days" are the biggest damn farce in the history of existance.

The whole world doesnt shut down because you get 6 inches of snow. I still have to wake my dumbass up and go to work, so little kiddies should have to learn what that is like in the real world and wake up and get their little asses to school. There isnt any such thing as a snow day in the real world.

But anyways.......I wake up this morning and have enough time to shovel one side of the driveway before I have to get my ass to work. I tell my wife that I shoveled one side, and it would be nice if she could shovel the other since I had to run. I figured that was a reasonable request.......well talking on the phone with her this morning, she is telling me that she has pissed around on eBay all morning long and hasnt done anything. Just like the past three snow days....she hasnt done a damn thing. I get crappy with her and tell her that it would be nice if she would do something productive with her day. Some of us arent lucky enough to get a call at 5:00AM letting us know we dont have to work at all.

She says to not tell her what to do with her day........christ. I told her that it isnt too much to ask that she does some shit around the house on a FREE DAY off. It isnt like she took a mental health day and I started TELLING her that she needs to do shit around the house. I simply ASKED if she could do some things since she has had so much time off recently.........but apparently I didnt realize that a snow day is a vacation day in her eyes........

what a freakin crock.

[el borracho]

You are like the bitter sister in Ferris Bueller's Day Off- angry that someone is having fun while you don't know how.

[Bowser]

Originally Posted by Demonpenz

tell her to go bang a 16 year old student.

Close the thread.

[Redrum_69]

Originally Posted by Taco John

How so?

Denver Broncos fan calling someone else a jerk....

[BIG_DADDY]

Originally Posted by Demonpenz

tell her to go bang a 16 year old student.

[Chief Nute]

Originally Posted by el borracho

You are like the bitter sister in Ferris Bueller's Day Off- angry that someone is having fun while you don't know how.

I definitely have been acting like that........lol

I got home for lunch and it was like we didnt have an argument......its all good. I grabbed the shovel and started doing a little more and when I just came in, she was grabbing her boots and ready to take over when I had to go back to work......

Some of you guys talking about "thats a man job" and all of that shit crack me up.

I'd guess all of you guys saying that shit are over 40 years old.........Because every women I have known in my age range (mid 20's) dont feel like there are "men jobs" or "women jobs".......


But fortunately, it still looks like I will get laid this evening.........

[Simply Red]

Originally Posted by Chief Nute

Go **** yourself.........

I hardly told her what to do with her day. I asked her to finish a job I started because I had to go to WORK. Figured it was a reasonable request.......when she told me she had pissed around on the internet all day, I got pissed because I know if the shoe was on the other foot, and she had asked ME to do a job around the house, and I sat around and pissed away the day.....shit would hit the fan.

Sounds reasonable to me Ike.

[Chiefs_Fan]

You are sooo dead

[Redrum_69]

Originally Posted by Chief Nute

I definitely have been acting like that........lol

I got home for lunch and it was like we didnt have an argument......its all good. I grabbed the shovel and started doing a little more and when I just came in, she was grabbing her boots and ready to take over when I had to go back to work......

Some of you guys talking about "thats a man job" and all of that shit crack me up.

I'd guess all of you guys saying that shit are over 40 years old.........Because every women I have known in my age range (mid 20's) dont feel like there are "men jobs" or "women jobs".......


But fortunately, it still looks like I will get laid this evening.........

Wrong again. I'm 33 and the wife is under 30. And there are jobs for men and women. Mine is mowing the yard and landscaping...hers is doing the laundry and all the dishes and cleaning her areas of the house. I also take out the trash and shovel snow in the winter or plow it with my john deere, and also cleaning my areas...but the cleaning doesnt take long. Oh and I do the cooking...I'd rather cook then have to do the dishes.

[bogie]

Originally Posted by Chief Nute

I definitely have been acting like that........lol

I got home for lunch and it was like we didnt have an argument......its all good. I grabbed the shovel and started doing a little more and when I just came in, she was grabbing her boots and ready to take over when I had to go back to work......

Some of you guys talking about "thats a man job" and all of that shit crack me up.

I'd guess all of you guys saying that shit are over 40 years old.........Because every women I have known in my age range (mid 20's) dont feel like there are "men jobs" or "women jobs".......


But fortunately, it still looks like I will get laid this evening.........

Us guys over 40 are pussies. On the other hand, we've learned to read between the lines.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Originally Posted by Redrum_69

Wrong again. I'm 33 and the wife is under 30. And there are jobs for men and women. Mine is mowing the yard and landscaping...hers is doing the laundry and all the dishes and cleaning her areas of the house. I also take out the trash and shovel snow in the winter or plow it with my john deere, and also cleaning my areas...but the cleaning doesnt take long. Oh and I do the cooking...I'd rather cook then have to do the dishes.

That doesn't necessarily mean that what you and your wife deem as jobs for the "man" or "woman" are the same as another couple...

I rarely do the mowing. If I mow, my allergies really kick in and I'm miserable for the next four hours... even if I take allergy medicine before. My wife would rather mow than have me coughing and sneezing for the rest of the afternoon.

As for chores... my wife and I don't really have chores that we split up... we do what needs to be done and don't really care who does it. Sometimes I'll do the dishes and she'll take the garbage out. Other days, other chores.

[Chiefs_Fan]

I would be in more trouble for calling her "retarted" on the internet then telling her to get to work and do my job. It's a respect thing.

[kcfanXIII]

how the house work is divided in my house:
me: pretty much everything
her: everything else.

that bit about men and women jobs, the way i see it if a group wants equality, they don't get to pick and choose which parts are equal. its equal across the board. that means a woman is just as capable of shoveling the driveway, as she is of making me a sandwich. i have a "modern" woman who shares this belief, now if i could just get her to do some cleaning on her days off.

[Chief Nute]

Originally Posted by Chiefs_Fan

I would be in more trouble for calling her "retarted" on the internet then telling her to get to work and do my job. It's a respect thing.

Nah.......I call her retarted to her face. We usually dont argue so she will usually just laugh and then call me a dipshit.

It works well.

[Chiefs_Fan]

Telling her she is retarted to her face is much different the telling others she is retarted behind her back. I'm guessing she doesn't know you are airing the laundry online?

[luv]

How long have you been married?