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I'm with the banned.
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Multiple bong hits.
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MVP
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Wine and dine followed up with a movie.
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"Think BOOM!"
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I must admit, I'm disappointed about the whole submarine races thing. It would be really cool if there really were little two-person subs just cruising around lakes at random. That would make a really neat first date.
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#49 |
Mammoth penis
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Take her out to an open field at night and tell her to get out of the car. Stab her repeatedly in the abdomen and neck until she stops moving. Come back a few days later when she's good and ripe and rape the stab wounds in her decomposing flesh. Wipe your dick off on her face then piss on her corpse.
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Maybe you'd like a snipe hunt better than the submarine races.
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Yes, that would be cool. And after your cruise, you can **** her.
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"Think BOOM!"
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I've done that a few times, but I could never find them.
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"Think BOOM!"
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I was thinking about during, actually.
"DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!"
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Would an idiot do that?
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Dave Attell is at the Majestic Theater in Zona Rosa... follow it up with a nice drink and some bowling at Lucky Strike downtown... maybe roll around naked on the lawn in front of the Liberty Memorial; it's a nice view.
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Oh. I figured I was doing something wrong.
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The only way to Travel.
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My current favorite first date sequence of events (this is powerful stuff that could be abused in the wrong hands!)
1. Have her come to your place so you can go to (insert place near your house) in one car. 2. Before hand, buy a decent bottle of wine. 3. Take her to a scenic/romantic-ish area not too far away to drink the wine and chat. 4. Somewhere along the date, I mention my travels and all the cool pics she has to see on my PC. 5. Come back, show her cool pics as she's sitting on my lap... 6. yada yada yada ![]() |
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**** That Noise
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Take her to McDonalds, rub her feet, and rail the shit our of her.
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