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SNAP THE ****ING BALL!!!
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Prayers sent.
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Show her your posts about your favorite techniques to melt butter and cook lady food. That will surely make her knees close, or at least make her thighs big enough you can't get in there as much.
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Omg. Pity sex. Better she hears the truth now or the potential for her to believe you ****ed her without really wanting to goes up astronomically. I'm a proud woman. That would bother me. Buy a new showerhead. Tell her you're exhausted but you don't want her to not spend the night. So you bought her a present. She'll giggle and you can shuffle your feet and stammer your truth. She'll be comforting and you'll cockily throw her over your shoulder and say "starting tomorrow night."
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The Truth is, based off of the majority of threads on this topic there should be a PLETHORA of experts on getting women to Not have sex with you.
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"You like to drink?"
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EDIT: This post goes to show that with women, it's not about doing X, Y and Z things of any sort.. You must do them in an order that she prefers.
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Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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He wouldn't do it. He'd stop, take some selfies, and whine about how he doesn't look like a supermodel.
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I'm almost 60 and 5 times a week is finally starting to seem like a lot.
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First you need to change your effing name! No way should someone who shares my tag line as their name (which is rooted in sex) should be complaining about too much sex?? Wtf?? Just think of all the losers out there like Zarth, Inmen, and that PUA kid who haven't been laid yet! And you complain of too much. Give up your man card, and go back to the dark side!
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Study the Costanza techniques very carefully. You're welcome.
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