****OFFICIAL Raiders vs Chiefs Christmas Day Game Thread****

[Raiderhater]

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Christmas Day and Chiefs football is under the Kingdom’s tree, with the stocking stuffer of hosting our oldest rival - the filthy, degenerate, vagabond Raiders! And one of the traditional ways of celebrating this beloved holiday is through music, so grab yourself a glass of eggnog, a bottle of Boulevard Nutcracker Ale or whatever your preferred cup of Christmas cheer may be and lets go a caroling with a few of these spirited Christmas and Game Day mashups!



The first touchdown the Raiders did cry
They knew it would not be the last in the turf as they lay,
In the turf where they lay,
Broken and bruised
On a wet Christmas day
That was so sweet
Victory, victory, victory, victory!
The Chiefs are gonna’ roll today!

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Super Bowls, Super Bowls
Super all the way
Oh, what fun it'll be to win
the Lombardi on the raiders' home field, hey
Super Bowls, Super Bowls
Super all the way
Oh, what fun it'll be to win
The Lombardi on the raiders' home field!

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On the twelfth day of Chiefsmas,
the Kingdom sent to me
Twelve hundred commercials,
Eleven cheerleaders cheering,
Ten yella flags a-flying,
Nine Rice receptions,
Eight plays of twenty,
Seven threads on rigging,
Six no look passes,
Five gameday thread bans,
Four BigMac sacks,
Three Raiders’ turnovers,
Two Kelce touchdowns,
And a cheeseburger for Andy

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Here comes Big Red
Here comes Big Red
Right down Arrowhead Drive
Patrick and Kelce and all his team, playin' on the field
Fans are screamin', defense hittin', all is merry and Gay
So wear your red and gold and set up the buffet
'Cause Big Red comes today

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Have yourself a merry little Chiefsmas
Let your cheers be loud
Next year all our troubles, will be out of sight

Have yourself a merry little Chiefsmas
Make the tailgate gay
Next year all our troubles, will be miles away

Once again, as in olden days
Happy red and golden days of yore
Faithful fans who are dear to us
Will be near to us once more

Someday soon we all will be celebrating,
A Super Bowl win
Until then, we'll have to settle for a Raider beatdown
So have yourself a merry little Chiefsmas now

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Merry Christmas ChiefsPlanet!

Go Chiefs!

**** the Raiders!

[MMXcalibur]

Originally Posted by SHOWTIME

Here comes another 10 minute drive for the Raiders…

This isn’t on the defense, sir.

[RaidersOftheCellar]

Well, now the whiners have something legitimate to bitch about.

[wbbonneriii]

I’m out…next year boys…the defense is good enough but not the offense (they are a high school wing T offense at this point)…

[RINGLEADER]

Pros:

Got a first down.
Completed a pass.

Cons:

O-Line is getting abused.
Still have -10 yards of offense for the game.

[KCUnited]

Same guys, just out of sync throughout the entire season
???

[Gary Cooper]

When the offense plays well, everyone credits Andy's play calling.

When it struggles, everyone blames Bienemy or Nagy.

Easy to see the pattern here.

[DRM08]

Originally Posted by baitism

This team isn't going anywhere this year. Nagy needs to go.

Andy micromanages the offense. The blame goes all the way to Andy.

[Pablo]

Originally Posted by DTHOF

Can we get a deep shot please these guys are way aggressive right now

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Yeah they're aggressive because they've got wet paper sacks to tear thru in front of them. Faid could whip our ass with a two man rush right now.

[scho63]

Our tackles look like turnstyles.

[TEX]

Originally Posted by DTHOF

Can we get a deep shot please these guys are way aggressive right now

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Line cant protect nowhere near long enough

[Megatron96]

Originally Posted by Ming the Merciless

not a great punt either

Look at how and where the returner caught the ball. Wind is definitely going to affect the kicking game all day.

[jerryaldini]

This was supposed to be another get right game

[493rd]

Originally Posted by BWillie

It's time for him to go. no excuse for this shit. at some point you have to look over to your oc even if he is only control of the implementation of the offense and not the design

Andy will say he’s gotta be better and keep him

[JPH83]

Originally Posted by TEX

Both Tackles getting absolutely skull dragged.

Taylor's contract, right now, looks horrible. I said before we need another early-ish swing for a LT. Still needs to happen.

[Demonpenz]

that google commercial was awesome/