A REALLY nice police officer - Page 5

badgirl · 10-21-2004, 06:15 AM

My son was going 60 in a 40 speed limit, the officer who pulled him over said he would have to go to court Nov 15, when Joseph told him he had to report to his station on Nov 8 the officer said because Joe was so polite and because he really appreciates his williness to serve our country he gave Joe a ticket for not giving a signal while changing lanes, a fifty dollar fine he can mail in. We thought that was really nice of him, since joe would have gotten several points on his license being 20 miles over the speed limit.

**Skip Towne** · 10-21-2004, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Do women ever offer to sleep with you to get out of a 'no rewind' penalty?

But of course, Demonpenis has all this power and is drunk with it.

Inspector · 10-21-2004, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Know the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

A drunk driver runs a stop sign. A stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

Oh man, you did that too????

Garcia Bronco · 10-21-2004, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

There is no such thing as a "nice" cop. They are traitors to their fellow man and have given up their membership in the human race.

For once...skippy and I agree.

**CosmicPal** · 10-21-2004, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

I know, I know, your one of those dead heads who eats Oreo's and brings milk to the show.

Miss out on taking your vitamins today, Big Boy? WTF is your gig?

Is this how you accumulate 21,000 mindless posts by quoting yourself?

If you want to start a discussion with me regarding the principals of our public servants, feel free to chatter away- but giving me delightful monikers such as Cosmic Enforcement Agency and challenging me with these asinine quotes isn't going to get you anywhere.

Kraut · 10-22-2004, 04:12 AM

I love how so many people love to bash law enforcement.

I work in the field and most men and women I know are not pussy cops or asses but people who put their life on the line every freaking day. MOst do not give a rat's ass about tickets or being pricks to everyday good people. All it takes is one or two in this field to make us all look bad. Most do care about taking the shit bags off the streets, it is sometimes the system above the cops that f things up. We are not any different then most of you on here. Outside of work most of the time you would never know what field I work in. Just don't judge all cops based on a few asses that you may have run into.

Redcoats58 · 10-22-2004, 05:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Kraut

Just don't judge all cops based on a few asses that you may have run into.

Sorry I don't buy it. 9 out of 10 times I've been pulled over the cop was a prick. It's bad enough you may have to pay an outrageous fine, what sucks even more is to be belittled when they are writing you the ticket. I guess if I was a blonde with big tits and a nice ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream (a little quote from True Romance) I would never get a speeding ticket and I might actually get a little respect from a Cop. I would say there is only a handful of actual goodguy cops. I think the whole power trip goes to their heads and they feel above the law and better than most civilians.

jspchief · 10-22-2004, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Redcoats58

I think the whole power trip goes to their heads and they feel above the law and better than most civilians.

That pretty much sums up it up. They may not all be that way, but the majority of them are.

Kraut · 10-22-2004, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by jspchief

That pretty much sums up it up. They may not all be that way, but the majority of them are.

Well thank you for the insults. I am glad you feel we are all fu%ks. Your way of thinking is the same kind of mindset that was in place up until the 1960's. I really wish that law enforcement as a whole would all take about a month off. Everyone of us. I would love to see how things would be for that month. Again, thanks for the stereotypes and insults.

shakesthecat · 10-22-2004, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Redcoats58

Sorry I don't buy it. 9 out of 10 times I've been pulled over the cop was a prick. It's bad enough you may have to pay an outrageous fine, what sucks even more is to be belittled when they are writing you the ticket. I guess if I was a blonde with big tits and a nice ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream (a little quote from True Romance) I would never get a speeding ticket and I might actually get a little respect from a Cop. I would say there is only a handful of actual goodguy cops. I think the whole power trip goes to their heads and they feel above the law and better than most civilians.

Pulled over 10 times, huh?
And the cops are the ones who think they're above the law? OK

Hey Einstein, maybe if you backed off the accelerator once in while, you wouldn't be so persecuted.

Kraut · 10-22-2004, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

A cop AND a Yankee's fan.... you really aren't a member of the human race.

**Skip Towne** · 10-22-2004, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Kraut

Well thank you for the insults. I am glad you feel we are all fu%ks. Your way of thinking is the same kind of mindset that was in place up until the 1960's. I really wish that law enforcement as a whole would all take about a month off. Everyone of us. I would love to see how things would be for that month. Again, thanks for the stereotypes and insults.

What the hell, take a year off.

Kraut · 10-22-2004, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by shakesthecat

Pulled over 10 times, huh?
And the cops are the ones who think they're above the law? OK

Hey Einstein, maybe if you backed off the accelerator once in while, you wouldn't be so persecuted.

Thank you

BIG_DADDY · 10-22-2004, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by CosmicPal

Miss out on taking your vitamins today, Big Boy? WTF is your gig?

Is this how you accumulate 21,000 mindless posts by quoting yourself?

If you want to start a discussion with me regarding the principals of our public servants, feel free to chatter away- but giving me delightful monikers such as Cosmic Enforcement Agency and challenging me with these asinine quotes isn't going to get you anywhere.

Somebody is hella sensitive this morning. Don't even recognize when somebody is jerking your chain huh?

Take another

before you check into work at the CEA homeboy.

**Skip Towne** · 10-22-2004, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

I had a cop get me stoned and let me crash on his couch once. That was a nice cop.

A cop gave you dope? Nah, can't be.

BIG_DADDY · 10-22-2004, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

A cop gave you dope? Nah, can't be.

That's Cosmic's kind of cop. Bust the evil speeders and then give him some dope for the concert.

10-21-2004, 06:15 AM
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10-22-2004, 04:12 AM	#65
Kraut Don't Make Me Angry... Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Hells Kitchen, NY Casino cash: $9984925	I love how so many people love to bash law enforcement. I work in the field and most men and women I know are not pussy cops or asses but people who put their life on the line every freaking day. MOst do not give a rat's ass about tickets or being pricks to everyday good people. All it takes is one or two in this field to make us all look bad. Most do care about taking the shit bags off the streets, it is sometimes the system above the cops that f things up. We are not any different then most of you on here. Outside of work most of the time you would never know what field I work in. Just don't judge all cops based on a few asses that you may have run into.
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