F**K Gas Prices. Want to know who's really screwing you?

[Simplex3]

Health Insurance. These f**king criminals are killing the economy and it's only going to get worse as the baby-boomers get old and are too scared to just go ahead and die.



So what what evidence do I present to support my case? I have my own health coverage for my company (a group plan). The first year our coverage went up the maximum allowed 9%. This year the cap is off and it's going up 13%. Now, does anyone else think that medical costs have gone up 21% in two years? Didn't think so. So, where is that money going? Extra programs for the gimme generation, bulls**t like "Silver Sneakers", where indigents and old farts can get together and work out at my expense. F**K THEM. Let them wrinkle up and die.

I want a plan that is exclusive to young, healthy people. I'm sick and f**king tired of carrying the water for other people. I just got off the phone with my broker. Typically when a new plan is introduced the costs are significantly lower to get people to sign up. If I can't find one of those I'm going catastrophic coverage only and paying out of pocket for every visit.

All you people (especially illegal immigrants) who are sucking the life out of the health care industry can suck my ass.

PS, any of you dumb f**ks out there that think getting the govt. involved is the answer can latch on afterwards.

[VonneMarie]

Originally Posted by Cannibal

A 20 year old female who's only been driving for 2 years should be paying 350 a month.

That's bullshit and I'll tell you why! Give me a chance to **** up with an accident or something.

I have no violations, no accidents... no ****ing anything!

[4th and Long]

Originally Posted by HemiEd

Surely you are not the girl on the commercial that had two accidents in her first 15 seconds of driving are you?

[Cannibal]

Originally Posted by 4th and Long

I dunno. I think you have the better end of this deal. In 12 years with the company, I've used my insurance twice. I use cable and the internet every damn day.

Bastard.

How do I sign up foir that free cable and internet gig anyway?

The wife works at Cox Communications.

It's not "actually" free. It's 20 bucks a month for the whole package. But that's better than the 130 I was previously paying 2 years ago.

[VonneMarie]

Originally Posted by HemiEd

Surely you are not the girl on the commercial that had two accidents in her first 15 seconds of driving are you?

Nah, you would think tho with the bullcrap I pay a month.

And, my car note is only 150 a month!

[Cannibal]

Originally Posted by VonneMarie

That's bullshit and I'll tell you why! Give me a chance to **** up with an accident or something.

I have no violations, no accidents... no ****ing anything!

I'm sorry. But your gender and age group cause the most accidents. I hate insurance companies as much as the next person. But unfortunately, women are bad drivers and the insurance companies know it.

[HemiEd]

Originally Posted by 4th and Long

I don't pay that much for 6 months worth of full coverage.

*runs away again*

I think we pay $675 per year for full coverage on four cars.

[4th and Long]

Originally Posted by Cannibal

The wife works at Cox Communications.

It's not "actually" free. It's 20 bucks a month for the whole package. But that's better than the 130 I was previously paying 2 years ago.

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!

Damn. Will you adopt me?

Before you answer, let me just say ... I love you ... Daddy.

[Cannibal]

Originally Posted by 4th and Long

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!

Damn. Will you adopt me?

Before you answer, let me just say ... I love you ... Daddy.

Don't think so. We already have a "down on her luck" guest (my sister) we're taking care of right now. Don't need another one.

[VonneMarie]

Originally Posted by Cannibal

I'm sorry. But your gender and age group cause the most accidents. I hate insurance companies as much as the next person. But unfortunately, women are bad drivers and the insurance companies know it.

I know but can we get a chance to mess up? That's all I'm saying... I'm a good driver. Don't start me out paying more then my car note.

It's not right!

[HemiEd]

Originally Posted by Cannibal

I'm sorry. But your gender and age group cause the most accidents. I hate insurance companies as much as the next person. But unfortunately, women are bad drivers and the insurance companies know it.

My two daughters probably were major contributors to the profile. They were always wrecking their cars. It would take many paragraphs to recap them. Bad memories, I think I will pass.

[Cannibal]

Originally Posted by VonneMarie

I know but can we get a chance to mess up? That's all I'm saying... I'm a good driver. Don't start me out paying more then my car note.

It's not right!

I understand what you're saying, but that is not the way it works. The insurance company must weight the risks to cover you and at your age, the risk is very high. In their opinion, they probably expect that you will have at least 2 wrecks before you hit 25.

[4th and Long]

Originally Posted by Cannibal

Don't think so. We already have a "down on her luck" guest (my sister) we're taking care of right now. Don't need another one.

Well boot her ass out!

I'm not "down on my luck." I have a job. I'd pay rent. Hell, I'd even cook. You like traditional homemade authentic Italian food I pressume?

Originally Posted by VonneMarie

Nah, you would think tho with the bullcrap I pay a month.

And, my car note is only 150 a month!

You aren't very smart.

You should have put that $350 a month towards paying cash for a dependable beater and paid liability insurance instead of full coverage.

That way when you turn 25, you can use all the money you saved to buy a kick ass rig.

[Cannibal]

Originally Posted by 4th and Long

Well boot her ass out!

I'm not "down on my luck." I have a job. I'd pay rent. Hell, I'd even cook. You like traditional homemade authentic Italian food I pressume?

Sounds better than the deal I've got that's for sure. Can you BBQ?

[VonneMarie]

Well yeah...