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Old 02-11-2009, 11:25 AM  
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Ten years ago i wouldnt have given it a 2nd thought.
what has happened to me? have i grown old and soft?
my boss tells me yesterday that someone was in my truck. weve played this game here at work before being located next to a brown derby we get lots of drunks and riff raff types. so i think ya right he is pulling my leg.
upon further inspection i see there is a person in my truck.
i walk out to where the vehicle is parked and theres a drunk layin in the floor board and he has a pack of Ron JOn cards my mother gave me in one hand and my change in the other.
i never hesitate, i punch the guy in the nose breaking it, as his head comes back up i grab him by the jacket and throw him across the parkin lot and he lands face first breaking a few teeth out. as he is spiting teeth and trying to get up i kick him, at that point my boss yells and i stop.
at the time i didnt feel bad cause i was pissed, i hate liars and thieves,but as i reflected on it later i couldnt help but think he didnt deserve to have his face punched in over acouple bucks in change and a deck of cards.
i didnt press charges but he ended up pissing the cops off and they hauled him off anyway.
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Old 02-11-2009, 01:37 PM   #61
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Yeah. Think about that . You should have gave him $100 and a Blow Job.
You're such a billy bad ass. We should've sent him to your house so you could rub one out watching him jerk off your hogs.
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Old 02-11-2009, 01:38 PM   #62
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Old 02-11-2009, 01:44 PM   #63
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You're such a billy bad ass. We should've sent him to your house so you could rub one out watching him jerk off your hogs.
you dipshit! Do you really think ANYONE can jerk off a hog. It takes lots of training. and I mean lots!
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Old 02-11-2009, 01:44 PM   #64
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THIS. I wouldn't have touched him though, I would of just called the Cops. MOhillbilly sleeps with a night light, not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him.
When the boogeyman goes to bed at night , he checks under the bed for Mo.
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Old 02-11-2009, 01:52 PM   #65
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Ask for trouble, and you'll get that too, plus a broken nose and a few less teeth.
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Old 02-11-2009, 01:53 PM   #66
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Old 02-11-2009, 01:55 PM   #67
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O.k., O.k., look, there will be nobody jerking off hogs, watching it, and giving $100 in the process. If it was a cow that might be different.
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Old 02-11-2009, 02:00 PM   #68
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Old 02-11-2009, 02:05 PM   #69
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Old 02-11-2009, 02:12 PM   #70
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This happened to me once... story:

I was in the grocery store at age 18 with my sister in law, getting some snack food and beer. I come out of the store with a few bags of groceries in my hand, only to see my dome light on inside my car and a figure in the passenger seat. I dropped the bags to the ground and without thinking, yelled "hey you" while running towards him. As he sees me running full speed across the lot, he gets out of my car and starts running towards this piece of crap truck. As he opens the drivers side door, I jump kick him into it following instantly with a stike to the nose. He grabs his face as I start wailing on him with more shots to the face. He scratches me on the arm which causing an immense amount of blood dripping all over from me. At this point he gets his keys in the ignition and turn the truck on. With me still hanging in the door and stroking him (I had to of broke his jaw, I have seriously not even punched a bag this many times) I landed a great shot right as he threw the truck in gear. He falls over and drives right into the giant lightpole concrete base. At this point I had jumped out of the drivers side door and was watching him attempt his get-away. My sister in law was screaming the entire time.... it was pure chaos. Well he ended up driving down the street in his beat up rusted out truck with the muffler dragging... (like in the movies it seriously was causing sparks). Some dirty man, prolly in his mid thirties. For you St. Joe people this happened down at the old Green Hills on S. 22nd street. (Not the best part of town).

Anyway, the dude could have had a knife or a gun, but initial reaction took over. I was young and stupid, but I do not regret it. I still wonder if that dude learned his lesson.... a wrecked truck, a broken jaw, and he actually didn't even end up stealing anything of mine.

The best part was some 80 year old hunchback lady watched the whole thing and when it was all over she comes over to me and says, "wow I wouldn't **** with you." - lol
I still have a 4 inch scar on my arm to this day... the bastard clawed me!
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Old 02-11-2009, 02:15 PM   #71
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wasnt sleepin he was laying in the floorboard hiding and stealing.
For the record, I was not stealing or sleeping I was looking for an opportunity to make you aware that your personal belongings were unsecure. I only noticed because I swear I heard kitties crying from under your seat and wanted to rescue them. I will be sending you my dental bills post haste.
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Old 02-11-2009, 02:25 PM   #73
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you dipshit! Do you really think ANYONE can jerk off a hog. It takes lots of training. and I mean lots!
I couldn't help but laugh. Good one.
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Old 02-11-2009, 02:28 PM   #74
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Almost none of the homeless you see choose to live that life by virtue of laziness. That makes little sense and has little evidence to justify it. I am pretty sure it takes a hell of a lot more to be homeless than it does to get up every week day at 6am and go to work from 9 to 5. They are most likely drunks or addicts due to self medication, or they use it as a way to get out of (temporarily) the shit existence they are in. Wouldn't you drink your mind into oblivion if you were mentally troubled and unable to get/keep a job or have a dry place to sleep at night? Probably easier to pass out and piss yourself than think about everything.

Have you ever talked to them? The quiet smiley ones? Not the ones batting at invisible birds. I do. Some of them are just totally happy to be lazy. I'd go so far as to say many of them. $5 will feed you in any city. It'll feed you in any town. Any professional pan handler can certainly beg, scrounge, dig, search, recover $5. Hell, McDonalds trash bins will feed you and the $5 can go to a couple 40s. For some people... to wake up, eat, drink, and lounge is the perfect life.

Not all homeless people are victims.
The one Mohillbilly beat the shit out of included.
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Old 02-11-2009, 03:09 PM   #75
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Difficult to have a lot of sympathy for a thief. And hard to excuse.

Now he'll have to steal money for soft food I guess.
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