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Old 05-02-2010, 01:56 PM  
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How many people here wear condoms?
After a life of having great sex, my latest visit to the Dr. has revealed that I am going to need condoms full time.

This was my first visit to the Dr. in about 8 years, so I got the prerequisite lecture about more regular visits. I've never been thrilled about needing protection, and the thoughts of having condoms thrilled me even less.

But they talked me into trying condoms and surprisingly, having worn them the last couple of days, I actually like it.

How many here wear condoms and what is your experience with them?
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Old 05-02-2010, 09:28 PM   #61
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After a life of having great sex, my latest visit to the Dr. has revealed that I am going to need condoms full time.

This was my first visit to the Dr. in about 8 years, so I got the prerequisite lecture about more regular visits. I've never been thrilled about needing protection, and the thoughts of having condoms thrilled me even less.

But they talked me into trying condoms and surprisingly, having worn them the last couple of days, I actually like it.

How many here wear condoms and what is your experience with them?
The real question is why do you have to wear them full time?
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Old 05-02-2010, 09:28 PM   #62
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I had gonorhhea a couple months ago.. I haven't even recovered (mentally) enough to have had sex again, but I plan on wearing a condom everytime from here on out!
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Old 05-02-2010, 09:31 PM   #63
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Old 05-02-2010, 09:38 PM   #64
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You totally effed-up the thread title. It should have read, "How mini people hear where condoms?"

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Old 05-02-2010, 09:43 PM   #65
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I had gonorhhea a couple months ago.. I haven't even recovered (mentally) enough to have had sex again, but I plan on wearing a condom everytime from here on out!
Who knew your user name would be so prophetic? Sorry to hear it though dude.
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Old 05-02-2010, 09:44 PM   #66
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Old 05-02-2010, 10:35 PM   #67
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Old 05-03-2010, 01:15 AM   #72
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it's all in your head. shouldn't make any difference
It's only all in the head if he plays just the tip.
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It's only all in the head if he plays just the tip.
How are those lesions on your penis doing? Did you try the creme I told you about?
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Who knew your user name would be so prophetic? Sorry to hear it though dude.
Heh Very true.. Luckily it's just a bacteria, gone in a week. The scars it left emotionally will take a little longer to heal though.
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