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Old 07-04-2011, 05:44 AM   #1
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And my all time favorite.....long but worth it...

It was an early morning bar room,
And the place just opened up.
And the little man came in so fast and
he Started at his cups.
And the broad who served the whisky
She was a big old friendly girl.
Who tried to fight her empty nights
By smilin' at the world.

And she said "Hey Bub, It's, It's been awhile
Since you been around.
Where the hell you been hidin'?
And why you look so down?"

Well the little man just sat there
like he'd never heard a sound.

The waitress she gave out with a cough,
And acting not the least put off,
She spoke once again.

She said, "I don't want to bother you,
Consider it's understood.
I know I'm not no beauty queen,
But I sure can listen good."

And the little man took his drink in his hand
And he raised it to his lips.
He took a couple of sips.
And then he told the waitress this story.

"I am the midnight watchman down at Miller's Tool and Die.
And I watch the metal rusting, I watch the time go by.
A week ago at the diner I stopped to get a bite.
And this here lovely lady she sat two seats from my right.
And Lord, Lord, Lord she was alright.

You see, she was so damned beautiful that she could warm a winter frost.
But she looked long past lonely, and well nigh on to lost.
Now I'm not much of a mover, or a pick-em-up easy guy,
But I decided to glide on over, and give her one good try.
And Lord, Lord, Lord she was worth a try.

Well I was "Tongued-tied like a school boy, I stammered out some words.
It did not seem to matter much, 'cause I don't think she heard.
She just looked clear on through me to a space back in my head.
It shamed me into silence, as quietly she said,
'If you want me to come with you, then that's all right with me.
Cause I know I'm going nowhere, and anywhere's a better place to be.
Anywhere's a better place to be.'

Well I drove her to my boarding house, and I took her up to my room.
And I went to turn on the only light to brighten up the gloom.
But she said, 'Please leave the light off, oh I don't mind the dark.'
And as her clothes all tumbled 'round her, I could hear my heart.
The moonlight shone upon her as she lay back in my bed.
It was the kind of scene I only had imagined in my head.
I just could not believe it, to think that she was real.
And as I tried to tell her she said 'Shhh.. I know just how you feel.
And if you want to come here with me, then that's all right with me.
'Cause I've been oh so lonely, lovin' someone is a better way to be.
anywhere's a better place to be.'

Well The morning come so swiftly I held her in my arms.
And she slept like a baby, snug and safe from harm.
I did not want to share her or dare to break the mood,
So before she woke I went out to buy us both some food.

"I came back with my paper bag, to find that she was gone.
She'd left a six word letter saying 'It's time that I moved on.'"

You know The waitress she took her bar rag, and she wiped it across her eyes. And as she spoke her voice came out as something like a sigh.
She said "I wish that I was beautiful, or that you were halfway blind.
And I wish I weren't so goddamn fat, I wish that you were mine.
And I wish that you'd come with me, when I leave for home.
For we both know all about emptiness, and livin' all alone."

And the little man, Looked at the empty glass in his hand.
And he smiled a crooked grin, He said, "I, I guess I'm out of gin.
And I know we both have been, so lonely. And if you want me to come with you, then that's all right with me. 'Cause I know I'm goin' nowhere and anywhere's a better place to be."
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Old 07-04-2011, 07:27 AM   #2
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Down at the juke joint me and the boys were stompin'
Bippin' an a boppin', telling a dirty joke or two
In walked this chick and I knew she was up to something
I kissed her right there out of the blue

I said "Hey baby, meet me I'm a tough guy"
Got my cycle outside, you wanna try?
She just looked at me and rolled them big eyes
And said "Ooh I'd do anything for you 'cause you're a rocker"
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Old 07-04-2011, 09:26 AM   #3
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To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real
The needle tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away
But I remember everything

What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end

You could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt

I wear this crown of shit
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
Beneath the stains of time
The feelings disappear
You are someone else
I am still right here

What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end

And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt

If I could start again
A million miles away
I would keep myself
I would find a way
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Old 07-04-2011, 09:34 AM   #4
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all i got here
is a memory
reflections of the way
i've been

so you tell yourself
Ill be back up on top
someday
but you know there's nothing
waiting up there... for you...
anyway

nothing lasts forever
and the best efforts
don't always pay
sometimes you get sick
and you don't get better'
life is short
even in it's longest days
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Old 07-04-2011, 09:46 AM   #5
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Old 07-06-2011, 10:55 AM   #6
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Another one from that song is a favorite of mine:

"You don't want to work you want to live like a king

but the big bad world doesn't owe you a thing"
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Old 07-04-2011, 09:48 AM   #7
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Old 07-04-2011, 09:59 AM   #8
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He'll prob'ly just ride away.
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Old 07-04-2011, 04:00 PM   #9
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If you don't understand him, an' he don't die young,
He'll prob'ly just ride away.
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just listened to that on the ride home along with...

"A worn out tape of Chris Ledoux, lonely women and bad booze seem to be the only friends I have left at all"
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Old 07-05-2011, 05:35 PM   #10
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just listened to that on the ride home along with...

"A worn out tape of Chris Ledoux, lonely women and bad booze seem to be the only friends I have left at all"
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Old 07-04-2011, 10:06 AM   #11
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It ain't that I don't love you, baby. It's just that I can't stay.
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Old 07-04-2011, 10:12 AM   #12
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Old 07-04-2011, 11:32 AM   #13
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Old 07-04-2011, 12:59 PM   #14
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We're just two lost souls
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Year after year,
Running over the same old ground.
What have we found?
The same old fears.
Wish you were here.
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No, I guess, it's reality
what will change us
Or will we mess up
our only chance
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Old 07-04-2011, 01:02 PM   #15
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