Weirdest place you've ever beat it

[confused]

Thread title explains it all. What's the oddest place you've ever gotten your nut on at? For me, it was my youngest daughter's birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese. Ended up staying 3 hours longer than expected (thanks to 13 kids showing up) and had to entertain myself somehow.

What do you guys have? Be specific.

[TimBone]

Also, a little different from jerking it, but I got head in the theater for the third time in my life about a week ago.

[GloryDayz]

I'm embarrassed that I clicked on this thread...

And the OPer is a sick ****!

[confused]

Originally Posted by rico

Did you like, go to the bathroom to do this? If not, what did you do? Beat it under the table? Beat it behind the big music-playing animals? Did you just openly whip it out in front of everyone? Please don't tell me you jacked it while wading in the balls...I've heard horror stories about those ball rooms. What made you do it? A milf? Was the band playing the song, "Beat It" and you took them literally?

Wow...this OP has me confused to a WTF level.

I've jerked off while driving. That's probably the weirdest for me. I've also managed to have sex while driving and back in the day I used to get a fair amount of road head and road handies.

It's not like I whipped it out in the ball pit and threw a money shot on the giant mouse. The bathroom was virtually empty and I went to the stall. Stroking the balogna pony by your lonesome in the john away from everybody else isn't THAT weird. I wouldn't say a MILF made me do it, although there were a few 7's next to our table. The band wasn't playing any Jacko, but that probably wouldn't have helped.

[confused]

Originally Posted by GloryDayz

I'm embarrassed that I clicked on this thread...

And the OPer is a sick ****!

I've been called worse. My nickname in middle school was Patsy Pussyfart. A mixture of my first name (Patrick) and the fact that I was told that I often smelled like a post-workout queef.

[salame]

at school
at work
at my mother in law's house
in the car
etc
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none of this is real
take the blue pill
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[TLO]

[MTG#10]

Bufkin everyone

[GloryDayz]

What an odd bump...

[TLO]

Originally Posted by GloryDayz

What an odd bump...

This is about showing the planet what Bufkin is all about - this was an epic troll job.

[TimBone]

Hahaha....still wonderful. And Cosmo's reply was wonderful. Good job to all.

[JD10367]

Originally Posted by GloryDayz

What an odd bump...

That's what SHE said.

[GloryDayz]

Originally Posted by JD10367

That's what SHE said.

I'd love to bump with your avatar!

[OctoberFart]

Originally Posted by confused

Thread title explains it all. What's the oddest place you've ever gotten your nut on at? For me, it was my youngest daughter's birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese. Ended up staying 3 hours longer than expected (thanks to 13 kids showing up) and had to entertain myself somehow.

What do you guys have? Be specific.

Wow you are a sick fu&*. What did you see a 13 year old that turned you on? This forum is full of sick SOB's. WTF is going on in KC Land you wierdos.

[TLO]

Originally Posted by OctoberFart

Wow you are a sick fu&*. What did you see a 13 year old that turned you on? This forum is full of sick SOB's. WTF is going on in KC Land you wierdos.

[scho63]

In the large walk in dairy box where all the milk, cheese, eggs and stuff was stored at my local supermarket where I worked at as a teenager in the dairy section. I also made out, felt up, and fingered a real ugly whore with big tits there several times until she got fired for banging every guy in the place.

Ah youth...........