We need a simple three-question test to ward off bandwagon fans.

[Rain Man]

We know what's going to happen. A bunch of 'patriots fans' and 'broncos fans' and 'packers fans' and 'steelers fans' are going to start buying Chiefs stuff and pretending that they're one of us. We need a way to identify these people quickly. I propose that we develop a standard three-question test that we administer to determine whether we're dealing with an actual Chiefs fan versus a bandwagon fake fan.

The questions need to be questions that a person of any age can answer, so they probably shouldn't be about obscure events of the far past. And they need to be questions that a somewhat casual Chiefs fan could answer even if they're not a hardcore fan like us.

I propose the following. Let me know if you can answer them, and whether you're a legitimate fan or a bandwagon fan. We can adjust the questions if they're too easy or too hard. You can also propose alternatives.

My three proposed questions are:

1. Name at least two Chiefs players who died during their playing career.

2. In the final 2017 preseason game against the Titans, Patrick Mahomes II completed three long passes to this receiver, including an epic rollout that many believe to be his formal unveiling. Who was the receiver?

3. What two teams did Joe Montana's Chiefs defeat in the 1993 playoffs?


I feel that any legitimate Chiefs fan will know the answer to these questions, though I wonder if Q2 is a little too difficult. Thoughts?

My plan is that any time a person comes up to you and starts talking Chiefs, you administer this quiz to determine if they're worthy of your time or not.

[Kman34]

Originally Posted by Wallcrawler

1. What QB/WR combo came within mere inches of pulling out the win in the "kicker who shall not be named" game?

2. What former Chiefs qb set a record at the time for longest qb run, and against what team did he make this play?

3. What former Chiefs defensive back was fought over in free agency with the Raiders, and then after signing with KC defeated the Raiders that season in OT via pick 6?

1. Gannon to Lake Dawson

2. Bono.. Not sure who against... Green Bay?

3. James Hasty... Got a kiss from Marty after...

[digger]

Name the QB, WR, TE and RB in the no punt playoff game and bonus which one fumbled?

[Tribal Warfare]

Originally Posted by digger

Name the QB, WR, TE and RB in the no punt playoff game and bonus which one fumbled?

and starting O-Line

[digger]

Originally Posted by Kman34

1. Gannon to Lake Dawson

2. Bono.. Not sure who against... Green Bay? Arizona

3. James Hasty... Got a kiss from Marty after...

FYP

[Wallcrawler]

Originally Posted by Kman34

1. Gannon to Lake Dawson

2. Bono.. Not sure who against... Green Bay?

3. James Hasty... Got a kiss from Marty after...

Arizona Cardinals. Playfake to Allen, and all 11 defenders converged on him, only to see Steve Bono running like an upright log 76 yards for the TD.

[underEJ]

I love the bandwagon I am seeing. I've heard from a bunch of people out here with no KC connections that their kids are asking for Mahomes shirts and stuff. These are brand new football fans, 6-10 years old or so, who are looking around and becoming Mahomes fans first. It's pretty cute. For the couple of them at work that I know pretty well, I've offered them my tickets at face value and accommodations at my condo in KC for anyone with kids that get serious enough about the Chiefs to make a journey to Arrowhead. Mahomes is bigger than KC.

[Wallcrawler]

Originally Posted by digger

Name the QB, WR, TE and RB in the no punt playoff game and bonus which one fumbled?

Trent Green
Eddie Kennison/Johnnie stonehands Morton
Tony Gonzalez
Priest Holmes (fumbled)

Willie Roaf
Brian Waters
Casey Weigmann
Will Shields
John Tait

[rabblerouser]

Originally Posted by Wallcrawler

Trent Green
Eddie Kennison/Johnnie stonehands Morton
Tony Gonzalez
Priest Holmes (fumbled)

Willie Roaf
Brian Waters
Casey Weigmann
Will Shields
John Tait

Tony got flagged for a bullshit OPI that pulled a TD off the board, too...

[Wallcrawler]

Originally Posted by displacedinMN

1. Who is the most hated former Chiefs player?
2. Which playoff loss is the lowest of the low?
3. Who is Gracie?

1. Neil Smith. Abandoned his team and best friend DT to join division rival horseface and the Denver Broncos

2. Subjective, but my two lowest points were Kicker who shall not be named, and the 28-10 collapse at Indy.

3. Daughter of Clark Hunt, and future owner of the KC Chiefs. 26 on the 10 scale of hotness.

[Randallflagg]

Originally Posted by chinaski

1. Thomas, Belcher
2. I actually don't know
3. Squealers and Oilers

And Delaney

[Wallcrawler]

Originally Posted by TambaBerry

I was six during the 93 playoffs. Who were the two teams?

Home game against the Pittsburgh Steelers, won it in OT.

Then travelled to the Houston Astrodome, where we absolutely got our shit pushed in 30-0 earlier in the season, to take on Buddy Ryan and his Houston Oilers. Shamed Buddy Ryan in his own house, i still remember the shot of him storming off down the tunnel.

Took on Buffalo in the AFCCG, where disaster repeatedly struck. A tip ball off kimble anders was intercepted in the EZ before half, and then on the opening drive of second half, with 13:23 left in the third, Joe Montana is hit hard by Bruce Smith, and i believe Bryce Paup or Daryl Talley.

Joes head bounced off the Astroturf, (essentially carpeted concrete) he put his hands to his head and no longer knew who or where he was.

Dave "smallest hands in the world, and world record holder for qb fumbles" Kreig entered the game and that was that. 30-13 loss.

This would be the first loss of a brutal 22 year stretch of no playoff wins.

[Tribal Warfare]

What former Chiefs DB is a professional wrestler

[Shiver Me Timbers]

Joe Alton Delaney
If the name brings a tear to your eye you are not band wagon

[Ubeja Vontell]

Joe Delaney was a 9.4 sprinter at NWLa, and had s 1000 yard season as a rookie, as we know sad sad story.

NWLa kicking big schools butt....


1981 4x1 relay
(Baton Rouge, June 06)
(18 teams, 9 finalists; Q—40.54; no semis)
1. Northwestern Louisiana ........................................................39.32
(Victor Oatis, Joe Delaney, Mario Johnson, Mark Duper)""""""""""""""""
2. Georgia .................................................................................39.52
(Richard Campbell, Herschel Walker, Paul Johnson, Mel Lattany)
3. Tennessee.............................................................................39.58
(Willie Gault, Jeff Phillips, Jason Grimes, Mike Miller)
4. Arizona State ........................................................................39.71
(Ron Brown, Howard Henley, Greg Moore, Dwayne Evans)
5. San José State......................................................................39.91
(Cleve Prince, Ken Thomas, Dwayne Green, Virgil Torrence)
6. Florida State .........................................................................40.24
(Chip Wells, Donald Frost, Ron Taylor, Walter McCoy)
7. Arizona..................................................................................40.25
(Tony Gaston, Rod Barksdale, Ron Taylor, Walter McCoy)
8. Oklahoma State ....................................................................40.26
(Ron Ingram, Sterling Starks, James Butler, Curtis Thomas)
… dnf—
Baylor....................................................................................
(Bruce Davis, Arthur McCullar, Mark McNeil, Zeke Jefferson)

There are 9 future NFLers in that race.

[Al Bundy]

#2 could be "What number did Art Still wear?'