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Supporter
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Ozarks
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Got a DUI after several of us sat around slamming beers after a round of golf. So stupid, had a headlight out and even had a beer on the console.
Was in jail about 45 minutes, blew a .199. That was 29 years ago and haven't driven under the influence since. It was very expensive, considering the insurance cost increase, 6 months of diversion programs, lost time etc. |
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#62 |
Bolton gonna knock you out
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: They Freed Kartel!!
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Congrats, I’ll be in Mexico for my 30th in December.
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#63 |
MVP
Join Date: Mar 2019
Location: KC
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#64 |
Veteran
Join Date: Feb 2015
Location: He/Him
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I was in the jail at Raytown Round Up Days once.
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#65 |
MVP
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Driftless Region
Casino cash: $-2580000
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Only once.
I was on RAGBRAI and we were getting pretty wild with the nudity. I came out of a bar with nothing on but my socks and shoes and the Sheriff said "Your Arrested". I yelled back "What's the Charge?" He didn't think that was funny and cuffed me and took me to the town jail. They gave me an orange jumpsuit and let me spend the night. My friends brought me a cake and visited me and they posted bail so I was out the next day. I got to keep the orange jumpsuit and I wore it the rest of RAGBRAI. |
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#66 |
MVP
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Liberty, MO
Casino cash: $584112
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Been once. Warrant for an unpaid ticket that I swore I paid. Was out in a few hours. I gotta admit it was rather interesting in there. Lotta dudes acting like they were the shit when in reality it was mostly skinny methed out losers in there.
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#67 |
Please squeeze
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Clinton, MO
Casino cash: $104644
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Sort of...I worked in one for a few years along with being a deputy. Fun times.
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#68 |
Searching..
Join Date: Sep 2007
Casino cash: $-1867631
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No, but I was voted "most likely to be raped in prison" at one of my old restaurant jobs because I was the prettiest.
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#69 |
Has a particular set of skills
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: On the water
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Are you still pretty? Asking for a friend
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Join Date: Feb 2017
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#71 |
WhatUneed2Hear
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: AllSoulsMatter
Casino cash: $-1086819
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No
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#72 |
Most things I worry about…
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Under Pressure
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#73 |
Stroking to the SB Champs!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Flatlands of Kansas
Casino cash: $-571038
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I had a sleepover stay for a DUI about 20 years ago. Not proud of it, but it happened
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#74 |
'Tis my eye!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Chiefsplanet
Casino cash: $8099900
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Never been to jail.
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#75 |
Politically Incorrect
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Casino cash: $-980000
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Jail yes, Prison no
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