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Most things I worry about…
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Under Pressure
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Fix his shit, Daface!
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In Search of a Life
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I shit piles that peak over the water.
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Busy in a Kohl's restroom
Join Date: Aug 2002
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SR is always thinking in terms of helping his fellow CPers. He seems more than nice. Will buy some Kohls’ stock tomorrow as its price will surely rise on the news of SR’s review.
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HOF 20??
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You can’t risk toilet contact no matter how confident you are in your squatting ability. Always build a nest to hedge against the worst case scenario.
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Tip of the hat LIV Champs
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: ks
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If I said it once I've said it 23 or more times . Keto shits are the best shits and when you are doing keto they just drop in the toilet with little effort and solid shit without having to wipe except to just to make sure. I need to go back on the keto diet. Shits have been more and greasy and using up too much toilet paper. Need to be more conservative. When the great shortage of toilet paper crisis of 2020 I did not fret I got by on keto diet that saved me from running out of toilet paper too soon.
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You Sweetie!
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Single ply - I abused the amount per wipe. About three people's 'normal' wipes. Quote:
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Everybody Lies.
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When I played basketball we did a drill where we all lined up and shot free throws. If you missed, you had to go stand in the defensive stance until the game was over and one person remained. That drill really helped my ability to squat and take a nice healthy deuce without making contact with the seat. Plus it made me a tiny bit better of a defender...
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You Sweetie!
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Any other questions? I was at Kohl's for an Amazon return as they're a return hub for my area. I don't shop there, but certainly not above it (they had some cute Nike golf blouses)
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Life is changing..
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Location: NW Missouri
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You Sweetie!
Join Date: Sep 2005
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What's up braj?
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You Sweetie!
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Tip of the hat LIV Champs
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Location: ks
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The more pricier the hotel the nicer the poop shatter room is.
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What's up braj?
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Snacks Are Under My Apron
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Steer clear of the Olive Garden shitter, the toilet paper is pathetic
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