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Yes, of course! Standard routine 4 7.69%
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Old 05-29-2008, 01:46 PM  
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-- A question for the gents. Before going out:
Do you powder your penis AND BALLS?
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Old 05-29-2008, 03:59 PM   #76
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Old 05-29-2008, 04:14 PM   #77
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So you're afraid there might be sweat or a smell when she goes down there but not what a mouth full of ****ing gold bond tastes like?

Rausch: Nah, it's cool Red. You go tear up the dance floor. I'll sit here with Mrs. Insecure and play the proper wingman. Have fun.

Red: Nice. Later.

Rausch: You want a drink? Yeah, it's cool. They'll be all sweaty and ****ing disgusting in 30 minutes anyway. We'll need the liquor just to sit next to them. Hell, I wanna' smoke anyway. Let's go outside on the deck where you can hear yourself think.

Red:*impressing chick on floor with r0x0r dance skillz. Covered in sweat.*

Rausch: Is drunking up chick's friend who is nice and cool outside, won't have trouble staying awake later 'cause she's not fall down tired after dancing 3 hours, and won't feel like heading straight home to take a shower before being touched. Chick friend is also likely drinking more due to just sitting there and not dancing.

I don't know how many times I've seen Vinnie Bobarino tear up the floor and impress 3 or 4 girls, get all their numbers, but leave alone that night because the girls were all sweaty and felt uncomfortable. Meanwhile, the time you spent BS'ing one gal and getting to know her looks even better after her x3 drinks. Plus, she's not a sticky mess that smells like Chewbacca's ass.
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So you're afraid there might be sweat or a smell when she goes down there but not what a mouth full of ****ing gold bond tastes like?

Rausch: Nah, it's cool Red. You go tear up the dance floor. I'll sit here with Mrs. Insecure and play the proper wingman. Have fun.

Red: Nice. Later.

Rausch: You want a drink? Yeah, it's cool. They'll be all sweaty and ****ing disgusting in 30 minutes anyway. We'll need the liquor just to sit next to them. Hell, I wanna' smoke anyway. Let's go outside on the deck where you can hear yourself think.

Red:*impressing chick on floor with r0x0r dance skillz. Covered in sweat.*

Rausch: Is drunking up chick's friend who is nice and cool outside, won't have trouble staying awake later 'cause she's not fall down tired after dancing 3 hours, and won't feel like heading straight home to take a shower before being touched. Chick friend is also likely drinking more due to just sitting there and not dancing.

I don't know how many times I've seen Vinnie Bobarino tear up the floor and impress 3 or 4 girls, get all their numbers, but leave alone that night because the girls were all sweaty and felt uncomfortable. Meanwhile, the time you spent BS'ing one gal and getting to know her looks even better after her x3 drinks. Plus, she's not a sticky mess that smells like Chewbacca's ass.
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No problem w/ a fairy-tale here, but;
anybody can tell a story and dress it up. First of all I don't dance, I go to nice air conditioned restaurants WITH a bar. Secondly, I usually don't get a hummer on the first night anyhow, But should the stars like up one night, I wan't to be sure I have a light absorbtion, scent factor other than that of some salty balls. Especially during the interim (er, foreplay)

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Old 05-29-2008, 04:26 PM   #80
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anybody can tell a story and dress it up. First of all I don't dance, I go to nice air conditioned restaurants WITH a bar. Secondly, I usually don't get a hummer on the first night anyhow, But should the stars like up one night, I wan't to be sure I have a light absorbtion, scent factor other than that of some salty balls. Especially during the interim (er, foreplay)

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I don't dance either. Bars are just a different atmosphere than a party. Much better at a party.

I do like to flip people $#it though...
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anybody can tell a story and dress it up. First of all I don't dance, I go to nice air conditioned restaurants WITH a bar. Secondly, I usually don't get a hummer on the first night anyhow, But should the stars like up one night, I wan't to be sure I have a light absorbtion, scent factor other than that of some salty balls. Especially during the interim (er, foreplay)

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I can't imagine being with someone new. I actually think that I'd rather go celibate than do that.
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I do like to flip people $#it though...
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I couldn't either the first five days.
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I couldn't either the first five days.
Have you had sexual encounters with new women since then?
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nothing yet. No rush, actually.
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I don't understand what you mean.
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I can't imagine being with someone new. I actually think that I'd rather go celibate than do that.
It's not an idea I'd be fond of either. I know I couldn't dip younger because i can't ****ing stand Teens-Twenties now.

I had to be a wingman about a year ago to occupy the wordy friend while my buddy did his work at a party. She was hot, real hot, but the whole time I kept having this Scrubs-like daydream where I choked her out with piano wire and managed to get to the point where I was thinking of where to stash the body.

I lucked out and she left with an ex about an hour later, after hundreds of "yeps" and "uh-huh's."
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