Life Question For The Ladies...Milk Cannons On Airlines. - Page 6

**Bwana** · 07-30-2010, 07:14 PM

Ok ladies, help me out here.

So I'm flying back from Kalamazoo, Michigan today. I make it to Detroit and got delayed because "the choosen one, Barry" was in the area with Air Force One. I make it onto the Detroit to Minneapolis flight after Barry decided to move his ass.

I end up in the back row, I'm talking the last seat on the jet back row, on the right side. Off to my right, there is a gal with an 8 month old sitting on her lap next to me, by the window. Across the way on my left, there is what looks to be about a seven year old girl by the window, and another mother with an eight month old sitting on her lap. I grab "Deb" the fight attendent and told her, I must have really done something to piss someone off. She smiled and told me she would hook me up with some free beers and laughed.

About 10 minutes after we take off, I was talking to the lady off to my right and glanced over and noticed she had whipped out one of her milk cannons. I'm taking zero cover. I look over and jr. is going to town on this bad boy. I was like, alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiighty then. After About 15 minutes I look over to my left and mother #2 is doing the same thing. Neither one of them went to any trouble to cover up the milk cannons. I'm sitting there trying not to laugh. Seriously, WTF are the odds of one doing this, much less two.

Deb come by again and I told her to skip the beer, just bring me some whisky and make it a double. She looks around and sees the same thing. Her mough about hit the floor and she comes back with three little bottles of whisky and I smile.

So girls, is this the freaking norm these days or what?

**Bwana** · 07-31-2010, 07:05 AM

Austin seems to warm up to Milk.

JD10367 · 07-31-2010, 07:32 AM

I would've said, "You know, ma'am, personally I feel breastfeeding is a beautiful and natural thing that women should not be embarrassed about. And, while I'm not much of a breast man, if the little guy gets tired, and doesn't drink enough, and they're aching on you, I'd be happy to step up to the plate and finish for him. Because I'm a caring and helpful kind of guy."

ForeverChiefs58 · 07-31-2010, 07:37 AM

ForeverChiefs58 · 07-31-2010, 07:50 AM

In orlando there was a lady that was breast feeding at a chick-fil-a, a guy that worked there asked her to do that somewhere else. So, a bunch of women had a "feed-in" where they organized women to go there and breast feed.

**Buehler445** · 07-31-2010, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Ultra Peanut

That's not weird you ****in' prude.

[sup CP]

Dude.

**Baby Lee** · 07-31-2010, 08:34 AM

Mosbonian · 07-31-2010, 11:31 AM

Bwana:

Interesting topic and one that generated more diverse comments than I would have thought possible.

I would say 90% of the women who breast feed do so with common courtesy based upon the public nature of where they are and who is around. It's the 10 percent who feel they are entitled to do what they want, how they want, when they want, without so much of a concern about those around that make this a topic for anyone.

If you want a real treat Bwana...take the 7 AM flight from anywhere in the US to Orlando on a Saturday or Sunday morning. I think the best deterrent to crime anywhere is to make a criminal (save for pedophiles) ride with a plane full of children (who have just been fed chocolate milk and chocolate donuts for breakfast) headed to DisneyWorld.

mmaddog
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KC Jones · 07-31-2010, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mmaddog

Bwana:

Interesting topic and one that generated more diverse comments than I would have thought possible.

I would say 90% of the women who breast feed do so with common courtesy based upon the public nature of where they are and who is around. It's the 10 percent who feel they are entitled to do what they want, how they want, when they want, without so much of a concern about those around that make this a topic for anyone.

If you want a real treat Bwana...take the 7 AM flight from anywhere in the US to Orlando on a Saturday or Sunday morning. I think the best deterrent to crime anywhere is to make a criminal (save for pedophiles) ride with a plane full of children (who have just been fed chocolate milk and chocolate donuts for breakfast) headed to DisneyWorld.

mmaddog
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as a crime deterrent? eh no ****ing way.

as birth control? VERY EFFECTIVE

Mosbonian · 07-31-2010, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Jones

as a crime deterrent? eh no ****ing way.

as birth control? VERY EFFECTIVE

Good point....but I still think making a petty criminal take a plane ride like that over and over for a month might deter them.

mmaddog
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HoneyBadger · 07-31-2010, 12:18 PM

I think, overall, you are just jealous these kids were getting some and you weren't. Its understandable.

**Bwana** · 07-31-2010, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by fire_lm

I think, overall, you are just jealous these kids were getting some and you weren't. Its understandable.

**Bugeater** · 07-31-2010, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana

Apparently some people don't understand the difference between 'good naked' and 'bad naked'.

booger · 07-31-2010, 03:27 PM

chocolate or skim? details man, details.

booger · 07-31-2010, 03:29 PM

should have asked the stewardess "what's on tap" when the mommys had their teets whipped out and whatnot.

booger · 07-31-2010, 03:34 PM

great

now i'm craving a focking milkshake

07-30-2010, 07:14 PM
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2135823647	Question For The Ladies...Milk Cannons On Airlines. Ok ladies, help me out here. So I'm flying back from Kalamazoo, Michigan today. I make it to Detroit and got delayed because "the choosen one, Barry" was in the area with Air Force One. I make it onto the Detroit to Minneapolis flight after Barry decided to move his ass. I end up in the back row, I'm talking the last seat on the jet back row, on the right side. Off to my right, there is a gal with an 8 month old sitting on her lap next to me, by the window. Across the way on my left, there is what looks to be about a seven year old girl by the window, and another mother with an eight month old sitting on her lap. I grab "Deb" the fight attendent and told her, I must have really done something to piss someone off. She smiled and told me she would hook me up with some free beers and laughed. About 10 minutes after we take off, I was talking to the lady off to my right and glanced over and noticed she had whipped out one of her milk cannons. I'm taking zero cover. I look over and jr. is going to town on this bad boy. I was like, alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiighty then. After About 15 minutes I look over to my left and mother #2 is doing the same thing. Neither one of them went to any trouble to cover up the milk cannons. I'm sitting there trying not to laugh. Seriously, WTF are the odds of one doing this, much less two. Deb come by again and I told her to skip the beer, just bring me some whisky and make it a double. She looks around and sees the same thing. Her mough about hit the floor and she comes back with three little bottles of whisky and I smile. So girls, is this the freaking norm these days or what?
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07-31-2010, 07:05 AM	#76
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2135823647	Austin seems to warm up to Milk.
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07-31-2010, 07:32 AM	#77
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07-31-2010, 07:50 AM	#79
ForeverChiefs58 MVP Join Date: Mar 2009 Casino cash: $645326	In orlando there was a lady that was breast feeding at a chick-fil-a, a guy that worked there asked her to do that somewhere else. So, a bunch of women had a "feed-in" where they organized women to go there and breast feed.
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07-31-2010, 08:34 AM	#81
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07-31-2010, 11:31 AM	#82
Mosbonian On Hiatus Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $-1340300	Bwana: Interesting topic and one that generated more diverse comments than I would have thought possible. I would say 90% of the women who breast feed do so with common courtesy based upon the public nature of where they are and who is around. It's the 10 percent who feel they are entitled to do what they want, how they want, when they want, without so much of a concern about those around that make this a topic for anyone. If you want a real treat Bwana...take the 7 AM flight from anywhere in the US to Orlando on a Saturday or Sunday morning. I think the best deterrent to crime anywhere is to make a criminal (save for pedophiles) ride with a plane full of children (who have just been fed chocolate milk and chocolate donuts for breakfast) headed to DisneyWorld. mmaddog ********
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07-31-2010, 12:18 PM	#85
HoneyBadger The chosen one Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: DTX Casino cash: $-2174240	I think, overall, you are just jealous these kids were getting some and you weren't. Its understandable.
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07-31-2010, 03:27 PM	#88
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $-2411450	chocolate or skim? details man, details. __________________ 1 Thessalonians 5:3 “For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.” KJV
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07-31-2010, 03:29 PM	#89
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $-2411450	should have asked the stewardess "what's on tap" when the mommys had their teets whipped out and whatnot. __________________ 1 Thessalonians 5:3 “For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.” KJV
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07-31-2010, 03:34 PM	#90
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $-2411450	great now i'm craving a focking milkshake __________________ 1 Thessalonians 5:3 “For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.” KJV
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