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Fish are scared of me
Join Date: Nov 2001
Casino cash: $-1579523
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I always drive 5 miles under the speed limit and usually do so in the left lane. In fact thats the best way to win the road game which is to see how many truckers you can trap behind you. My record is 18 on HWY 287 North of Amarillo. I got a 14 once going into OKC.
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(Sir/Yes Sir/Aye Aye Sir)
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Diving
Casino cash: $655380
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I'm SOOOOOOOO ****ing OK with this. Drive fast or GET THE **** OFF THE ROAD ya slime bag!!! If you want to be safe, do it on some empty country road BITCH!!!! Wear your ****ing seatbelt and you'll NEVER DIE!!! Rubbing is racing BITCH!!!!
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Starter
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: 35 mis e of KC
Casino cash: $10004900
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It's BS,screw all you insenseitive bastads!!!
Hug my left nut,if you think your hands are big enough!
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The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
Casino cash: $3992680
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Only 36 posts and on my ignore list. That may be a record.
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Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Back in KC
Casino cash: $10007771
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States should be all about keep right laws. It's more revenue for them. Tickets for people going slow in the left lane, tickets for people speeding. Win/Win.
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MVP
Join Date: Feb 2013
Casino cash: $-688884
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I got the same ticket from MO Highway Patrol on Business 71 going from KC to Maryville on my way back to school back around 2005, except I was going 8 mph over. This was at 11 pm, completely dark except for my headlights and with no other car in sight.
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Join Date: Sep 2000
Casino cash: $-520
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I like 'em mustard & biscuits
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: The Hill
Casino cash: $10011076
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I jumped into the right lane and passed 8 "instances" (more than 8 CARS) of left lane driving on the way to work today. (yes I really did count - I thought it would be more)
I've taken to giving them a thumbs up as I go by. seems to insult most drivers much more than the ole middle finger.
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Bring it on Ahab!
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Doo-Dah
Casino cash: $10015152
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![]() I also deliver the sarcastic thumbs up rather than the middle finger. |
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Award Winning Tailgater
Join Date: Aug 2000
Casino cash: $-1008430
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