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Old 09-12-2016, 03:13 PM  
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Hypothetical: Get reincarnated here.
Just for fun, I've been dividing the world up into regions, and just finished last night. I divided the world into 16,789 regions based on states, provinces, communities, islands, arrondissements, or whatever else happened to be handy.

I didn't know what to do with it, so I created a reincarnation simulator. Sign up here and learn about your next life in advance. I'll give you:

Gender: (Male or Female)
Intelligence: 1 to 100, with 100 as the top
Attractiveness: 1 to 100, with 100 as the top
Economic Status: 1 to 100, with 100 as the top
Nation of Future Birth
Region of Future Birth
Population of that Region (which is somewhat useless since the boundaries are generally manmade, but hey, I've got it)

All statuses are relative to the region that you're in, not the world. So if you draw a 50 on economic status and you're born in the Badghis regions of Afghanistan, that means that you're at the median status of Badghis residents.

Sign up below if you're interested in the early release of your next life. I'll do three reincarnations per day, with the goal that we can discuss and decide which of the three has the best future fate awaiting them. Feel free to post pictures, maps, or descriptions of the reincarnated person's life as you see it.

So sign up below and we'll do the first three today.


Methodology: All figures are random. The probability of being born into a particular region is based on the population of that region.
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Old 09-13-2016, 11:10 AM   #76
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Old 09-13-2016, 11:39 AM   #77
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This entire thread is mostly a reminder that one of the absolute best things to ever happen to us was the fact that we were born in the USA.
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Old 09-13-2016, 11:53 AM   #78
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BWillie is our third reincarnation of the day. We roll the dice and he enters the world as a working stiff in Queens whose strong talent is held back by his morbid obesity.

Gender Male
Intelligence 88
Appearance 22
Wealth 62
Nation United States
Region NY - Queens
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You can likely afford a single-family home in Queens in about this range. Plus, you're convenient to the city to go to shows.
Glad to see he has a ramp so his caretaker can push his wheelchair up to the front door.
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Old 09-13-2016, 11:59 AM   #79
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I've got a feeling that I'm either going to be like Albert Brooks in the movie Defending Your Life where he sees himself in a past life as a tribesman running from a lion, or I'll end up being a ball turret gunner on a B-17. If it's the latter, we're going to have words.
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Old 09-13-2016, 12:01 PM   #80
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This entire thread is mostly a reminder that one of the absolute best things to ever happen to us was the fact that we were born in the USA.
I suspect that will be a conclusion. But for me, another fun part of it is the opportunity to look at some regions of the world that I would never normally look up, and see what they're like.
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Old 09-13-2016, 12:05 PM   #81
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BWillie is our third reincarnation of the day. We roll the dice and he enters the world as a working stiff in Queens whose strong talent is held back by his morbid obesity.

Gender Male
Intelligence 88
Appearance 22
Wealth 62
Nation United States
Region NY - Queens
Population 2,230,722

You can likely afford a single-family home in Queens in about this range. Plus, you're convenient to the city to go to shows.
Yes! At least I'm Murrican again. I'm a smart lazy fat guy who probably plays hours and hours of World of Warcraft, at the expense of not furthering my career. I'll take it. Go Mets. I guess.
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Old 09-13-2016, 12:16 PM   #82
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Old 09-13-2016, 12:19 PM   #83
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Old 09-13-2016, 12:35 PM   #84
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Several people are getting life mulligans in this thread. Do you like your chances of doing better in a re-try?
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Old 09-13-2016, 12:42 PM   #85
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This entire thread is mostly a reminder that one of the absolute best things to ever happen to us was the fact that we were born in the USA.
No kidding.

I think I'm pretty okay with this whole midwestern white male thing. It's worked out pretty well thus far.
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Several people are getting life mulligans in this thread. Do you like your chances of doing better in a re-try?
I must have miscounted. Thought my new life was to be published today.
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Old 09-13-2016, 02:08 PM   #89
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Why only 3?

I will refuse to stand for the National Anthem until you increase the number per day to 5.

This injustice will not continue!
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