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Buddy Christ is a Chiefs fan
Join Date: Nov 2008
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Two words... Hookers... Blow
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"You know, they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say, "I CAN'T PROCESS IT!" Well, no, and you never will. Stop trying. Just sit back and enjoy the show .... You know?" Carlos Irwin Estevez |
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Be Kind To Your Pets
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Glorious Independence, MO
Casino cash: $16896178
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I didn't get married until I was 35. Most of my friends who are my age are on their second or third marriage. I'm glad I waited until it was right or I'd probably have been in the same boat.
I do recommend locking yourself in the house, pulling down the shades, take the phone off the hook, drink a fifth of good bourbon and listen to George Jones for 24 hours. Then get back to life. |
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Rufus Dawes Jr.
Join Date: Aug 2000
Casino cash: $-1991821
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Where are the photos?
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Are you ready to Rumble?
Join Date: Apr 2006
Casino cash: $-1308759
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Find the hottest chick you can find. Go on date, post photos on insta or facebook and make sure she sees it.
Take that take that take that |
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Out Gunning CP's Fandom Police
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Galveston, TX
Casino cash: $-1286873
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Just do that except for the posting on social media part.
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"Do we have time to run WASP?" |
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MVP
Join Date: Nov 2016
Casino cash: $1000000
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Expect about a month for each year you were together for you to feel better about it. Stay active and when the inevitable temptation to contact her come up, find something else to do instead of giving in. Go for a walk, call a friend, do the dishes, etc.
After all, if you both agreed to end the relationship then it's time to move on. |
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Needs more middle fingers
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: San Diego
Casino cash: $2103063
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**** that.
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Life is like a dick. Sometimes it gets hard for no reason, but it can't stay hard forever. |
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#8 |
Live free or die hard
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Durango, CO
Casino cash: $-761618
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Antifreeze
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#9 |
Seize life. Be an ermine.
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
Casino cash: $-522449
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Looking back, the best decisions I ever made were breaking up with girlfriends.
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Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history. |
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Out Gunning CP's Fandom Police
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Galveston, TX
Casino cash: $-1286873
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Me as well...
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"Do we have time to run WASP?" |
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#11 |
Fish are scared of me
Join Date: Nov 2001
Casino cash: $-1469523
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#12 |
Be Kind To Your Pets
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Glorious Independence, MO
Casino cash: $16896178
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Learn this, make it to your nearest karaoke bar...
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Dazed and Confused
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Somewhere Out There
Casino cash: $-1709500
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Fish-----> Sea = lots
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Veteran
Join Date: Dec 2018
Casino cash: $4700400
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Post pics, lots of guys on here might want to bang her.
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The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
Casino cash: $3992680
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