Tell us the story of your first time

[Fairplay]

Originally Posted by Claythan

I'll tell all of you for sure. Every nitty, gritty detail.

All 30 seconds of it.

[gblowfish]

It was a looong time ago.
I was a senior in high school. Parents out of town. Had a casual go out with some other kids in a big group thing to a movie with a girl who was my first crush in grade school. She was really pretty. We just kind of "bonded" so to speak, later, literally bonded.

I thought she was kinda out of my league. But things took a turn for the very excellent, we ended up back at my house because my parents were gone and my sister was out all night with her boyfriend. Didn't make it out of the living room. For me it was very awkward, then later, fear of pregnancy for about a month. That didn't happen (whew!) We hooked up later that summer, tore it up till I had to go off to college.

She was the one who spent the night with me on a blanket on the 50-yard line of the HS Football field. Last I heard she was married, with three kids in Texas somewhere.

Now she's a smile on my face my wife doesn't understand.

[KcMizzou]

Originally Posted by gblowfish

Now she's a smile on my face my wife doesn't understand.

Heheh... Every guy needs a couple of those.

[blueballs]

those older women do a lot of deflowering

[damaticous]

I was 16 she was 15. At a mutual friends Halloween party. in between a bunch of bales of hay. Lasted about 5 minutes, just got in and she said to stop cause it hurt...little did I know that that would be the only time in my life that I felt I had a big penis.

[ShortRoundChief]

Originally Posted by damaticous

I was 16 she was 15. At a mutual friends Halloween party. in between a bunch of bales of hay. Lasted about 5 minutes, just got in and she said to stop cause it hurt...little did I know that that would be the only time in my life that I felt I had a big penis.

lol

could be worse
could have gotten it stuck in a tylenol bottle

[Rain Man]

I was 16 years old, and a Chinese restaurant opened up in town. I was intrigued, but it took me a while to work up the courage to go in, since my parents were meat and potatoes people. But one day I went in, and it was a classic Chinese restaurant in retrospect, turqoise leatherette booths and wall hangings with dragons and rice paddies and little Chinese villages on them.

An older Chinese woman motioned that I could sit down, and I sat in one of the booths. The restaurant was more or less empty. Then out from the kitchen came this vision of oriental loveliness. She was probably in her mid-twenties, perfect golden skin, impish little smile, and that hairstyle that's really cute where her hair is straight and then curls in just below her jawline. Her hair was such a dark black that it almost had a bluish tint to it, and her eyes were so dark that you couldn't tell the pupil from the iris.

She brought some water out, and some of those little crunchy wonton thingies, and gave me a big, genuine smile. She was quite petite, but also had some curves - not a lot, but enough to really catch your eye. I remember to this day that outfit - tight jeans and a white lacy top that was just low enough that you could see the swell of her bosom starting, yet not low enough to show anything.

I told her I hadn't been here before, and asked her what was good, and she recommended the mongolian beef. I had no idea what it was, so I said sure. With that, she sashayed back to the kitchen, her small, round derriere drawing my gaze as it langorously swayed back and forth with each step. Ten minutes later, she came out with a plate of mongolian beef.

And that, my friends, was the first time I ever had Chinese food.

[NewChief]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I was 16 years old, and a Chinese restaurant opened up in town. I was intrigued, but it took me a while to work up the courage to go in, since my parents were meat and potatoes people. But one day I went in, and it was a classic Chinese restaurant in retrospect, turqoise leatherette booths and wall hangings with dragons and rice paddies and little Chinese villages on them.

An older Chinese woman motioned that I could sit down, and I sat in one of the booths. The restaurant was more or less empty. Then out from the kitchen came this vision of oriental loveliness. She was probably in her mid-twenties, perfect golden skin, impish little smile, and that hairstyle that's really cute where her hair is straight and then curls in just below her jawline. Her hair was such a dark black that it almost had a bluish tint to it, and her eyes were so dark that you couldn't tell the pupil from the iris.

She brought some water out, and some of those little crunchy wonton thingies, and gave me a big, genuine smile. She was quite petite, but also had some curves - not a lot, but enough to really catch your eye. I remember to this day that outfit - tight jeans and a white lacy top that was just low enough that you could see the swell of her bosom starting, yet not low enough to show anything.

I told her I hadn't been here before, and asked her what was good, and she recommended the mongolian beef. I had no idea what it was, so I said sure. With that, she sashayed back to the kitchen, her small, round derriere drawing my gaze as it langorously swayed back and forth with each step. Ten minutes later, she came out with a plate of mongolian beef.

And that, my friends, was the first time I ever had Chinese food.

I've avoided this thread, until I saw Rain Man had posted in it. You never disappoint, my friend.

[DaneMcCloud]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

And that, my friends, was the first time I ever had Chinese food.

Did it taste like chicken?


Or fish?

[Otter]

10:15pm est: ewwww, what are you doing?!?!?

10:15pm est: shhhh, I'm almost done

10:16pm est: got any tissues?

[crazycoffey]

I'm still a virgin...

[Discuss Thrower]

Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey

I'm still a virgin...

Rep for being a smarter man than I.

[Rausch]

Some gal with a Motley Crue T and and a friggen OBSCENE poof on her forehead.

Like 90-91. I was in 8th grade.

Big stuff, me. Downed the trowsers on top of some parked car and ScrEEEEEEeeeeech.

* **** me ow it hurts all my ass hair gone please stop don't stop hurts so much can't let her oh hell don't make me push **** ow HURTS HAIR ALL GONE I ****ING HATE YOU WO-................ah....*

[KcMizzou]

Originally Posted by Rausch

Some gal with a Motley Crue T and and a friggen OBSCENE poof on her forehead.

Like 90-91. I was in 8th grade.

Big stuff, me. Downed the trowsers on top of some parked car and ScrEEEEEEeeeeech.

* **** me ow it hurts all my ass hair gone please stop don't stop hurts so much can't let her oh hell don't make me push **** ow HURTS HAIR ALL GONE I ****ING HATE YOU WO-................ah....*

Speaking of teh Crue...

Primal Scream was fun back then....

[boogblaster]

Drunken mother of five took me down and had her way with me littl' penie ... I was 15 years 7 months and 2 days old .....