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10-25-2006, 06:40 AM | #108 |
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I saw a monkey at the zoo once, so I don't think I can be impartial and therefore shouldn't be in the jury pool. Plus, I can't swim very well. So it's just a bad idea all around.
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10-25-2006, 06:51 AM | #109 |
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Guilty of all charges!
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10-25-2006, 07:16 AM | #110 |
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I’m way short of the required posts to be involved. I’ve only been here a week. Hmmm… maybe I’ll go post more Brazilian babes or other women with nice asses/big tits to get my postings to the legal limit. I do have excellent qualifications though. Here’s a list:
1) I’m a team player. I love others as much as I love myself, except without the intense physical attraction. 2) I speak 15 languages including the African one with the clicking sound. 3) I’m a natural born leader. People follow me everywhere I go, and they watch me, too. Some people say I’m paranoid, but no, that’s leadership. 4) I display ethical behavior. I would never exaggerate my accomplishments. 5) I have high standards. They are so high, in fact, that I despise the worthless laggards around me. 6) I have high expectations. I have the expressed goal of evolving into pure energy and becoming the supreme overlord of the universe. Wait, I’m too good to be a juror. **** it. Back to checking out the babes and seeing if Eli Manning's bruised ovaries are getting any better. |
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10-25-2006, 08:37 AM | #111 |
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(Banging gavel)
I'm tied up on another case today, so let the deliberations about counsel and the jury volunteering continue for another day. We will then begin proceedings. Also, can someone please make me a stick man avatar with a judge's wig and gavel? I want to maintain proper decorum.
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10-25-2006, 08:44 AM | #112 |
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10-25-2006, 08:51 AM | #113 |
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Please refrain from using the penis pump under the bench again Judge.
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10-25-2006, 08:54 AM | #114 | |
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10-25-2006, 09:59 AM | #115 | |
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10-25-2006, 10:09 AM | #116 |
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Rep. You may have a "get out of jail free" card in my courtroom.
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10-25-2006, 10:16 AM | #117 |
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I probably bring nothing of value to this trial. So, what do you want me to do, Your Honor?
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10-25-2006, 10:21 AM | #118 | |
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10-25-2006, 10:24 AM | #119 |
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Is there anyway to keep the trial updated in the Topic Starter? I'm guilty of hating to read all the way back through long threads. Has this trial even gotten under way yet? Defense? Prosecution? Jurors?
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10-25-2006, 10:27 AM | #120 |
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I don't think Mr. Mecca can get a fair trial in this venue. He's been publicly besmirched on this board and I'm not sure you can seat an impartial jury here.
It's probably best that this trial be moved to the Mange. FAX |
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