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Old 11-05-2022, 12:13 PM  
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Who here clapped those Cheeks?
One of you guys gave up your Chiefs tickets for some ass LOL. Always two sides to a story but this lady seems to have crazy eyes.

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This lady was supposed to go on a date to a Chiefs game. Met said date at the hotel in the morning. He clapped cheeks and then bailed but gave her the tickets to the game. People around the seats knew the guy she met up with so probably a STH.

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Old 11-06-2022, 09:22 AM   #106
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Pour one out for the fellow member of the kingdom who got conned out of his tickets by a postop.
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Old 11-06-2022, 09:46 AM   #107
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Old 11-06-2022, 09:47 AM   #108
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It makes sense, he’s probably going to be 10 in December. Is that the PR you’re going for?


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Got digits on a 4’11”, 85 lb girl tonight.

Never gone quite that small, it’s a bit of a PR goal.
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Old 11-06-2022, 09:48 AM   #109
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Old 11-06-2022, 09:51 AM   #110
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Now that she’s publicly confessed that she’ll let a fella smash that little thing at the back of her throat for a hotel breakfast….she’s gonna find a lot of fat bald guys swiping right now. Her uterus will look like an angry porcupine by New Years


If she wanted to sweat the guy she should have ended the video with something like “jokes on you asshole, those bumps weren’t from shaving”
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Old 11-06-2022, 09:53 AM   #111
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I'm embarrassed to say that I have never heard that before...it's awesome! My brother was the Queen fan. I know many Queen songs, but that one's new to me. Thanks for posting!
Same. That's why Stevie is my spirit animal.
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Old 11-06-2022, 09:55 AM   #112
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If you want a girl to chase you don’t chase her, and don’t be rude to her. Just ignore her and she’ll be driven insane. Females across the animal kingdom are hardwired to attract males whether it’s by smell or pretty feathers or a great ass packed into a pair or tight blue jeans. When that doesn’t work they go get the attention they crave

“You mean you golfed the whole weekend?” Basically, yeah. “Whatever, I’m coming over”.
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Old 11-06-2022, 10:25 AM   #113
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If it was the would thread, I’d probably throw her a bone after a night of drinking. I just couldn’t have been doing the drinking with her. Her facial expressions and voice would wear me the **** out.
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Old 11-06-2022, 10:39 AM   #114
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Old 11-06-2022, 11:11 AM   #115
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I'd hit that.
Yeah, but would you trade a pair of Mahomes-era Chiefs tickets for 5 seconds of glory with that?

She's the BIG winner in the whole scenario.

And dude got what he deserved.

I mean, these aren't Herm or Romeo-era tickets...these aren't even Alex Smith-era...this is MAHOMES.

I would rather jack off with a cheese grater while punching my dead grandma in the ****ing face than trade a pair of PARKING PASSES to stick my dick in that.

I may have turned down better pussy than that this week. Twice. And it wasn't going to cost me Chiefs tickets.

Hell, Superfreak's crazy ass is working the game tonight, she said I could be her +1 to any game I wanted, any show she is working (I could've went to Pearl Jam, Wheeler Walker Jr, Firewater Festival, Jamey Johnson, Slash, all kinds of shit) for free.

It ain't worth it, and Superfreak is absolutely hotter and guaranteed has that voodoo, and will take a face ****ing like a champ BEFORE she eats that ass...

So, if I won't **** Superfreak and go to any game or show for free...I can't see how a 5 hump pump on Llama Llama Red Pajama would rate giving up tickets to a game for...

Dude has some inadequacy issues that he's trying to compensate for or something...
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Old 11-06-2022, 11:12 AM   #116
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Old 11-06-2022, 12:13 PM   #118
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If you want a girl to chase you don’t chase her, and don’t be rude to her. Just ignore her and she’ll be driven insane. Females across the animal kingdom are hardwired to attract males whether it’s by smell or pretty feathers or a great ass packed into a pair or tight blue jeans. When that doesn’t work they go get the attention they crave

“You mean you golfed the whole weekend?” Basically, yeah. “Whatever, I’m coming over”.
How biut working a 2nd job and not telling then Rico Suave?
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Old 11-06-2022, 03:18 PM   #119
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If you want a girl to chase you don’t chase her, and don’t be rude to her. Just ignore her and she’ll be driven insane. Females across the animal kingdom are hardwired to attract males whether it’s by smell or pretty feathers or a great ass packed into a pair or tight blue jeans. When that doesn’t work they go get the attention they crave

“You mean you golfed the whole weekend?” Basically, yeah. “Whatever, I’m coming over”.

It's generally the males of bird species that hold the bright plumage to attract a mate.

Lions as well with their manes, ungulates with the antlers, etc.
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Old 11-06-2022, 03:40 PM   #120
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Why does she look familiar? Is she in the teacher thread?
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