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Old 08-10-2008, 12:28 AM  
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So I'm out at this bar celebrating my bday, and I'm in a bathroom. Some Chinese whore walks in and says "what I'm I?" and I say "A Chinwoman?"...So to retaliate, the rat bitch throws a beer in my face ten minutes later.

Thus, later I go outside, where said ****ing c*nt whore is, and throw an entire ****ing beer in her face. I proceed to get jumped by 10 guys, who act like I'm the mother****er who started the fight, unknowing of the fact that some c*nt tossed a beer in my face because I got fucking doused by some rat whore.

Big ****ing deal, they're all c*nts in the end.
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Old 08-10-2008, 11:53 AM   #121
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Old 08-10-2008, 11:54 AM   #122
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Nonononono, it's really reasonable.

- $2,000 for one photo
- $5,999 for three photos
- $9,999 for five full-frontal photos
- $15,000 for a video
- $25,000 gets you a plane ticket to tag along

Tell your family so they can chip in as a Christmas/birthday present!
You're right, those are reasonable prices. What can I get for a $10 donation?
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Old 08-10-2008, 11:55 AM   #123
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Dude either you are still drunk or you need several layers of maturity. Ignore her. You allowed her to control your emotions by retaliating and lowering yourself to her level. You caused the problem. You smile nicely and say "Thanks for sharing your beer China woman" as you are leaving and no problem.

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Old 08-10-2008, 12:04 PM   #124
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lol. this is so unlikely.

You sure you weren't sitting around with your buds in the bar making asian jokes because the bar was half full of asian dudes? Did you go "CHING CHANG CHONG WONG" or some shit?
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Old 08-10-2008, 12:25 PM   #125
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You're right, those are reasonable prices. What can I get for a $10 donation?
Well, I have this ticket stub from the Memphis-Mississippi football game in 2003...
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Old 08-10-2008, 12:40 PM   #126
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Well, I have this ticket stub from the Memphis-Mississippi football game in 2003...
How much for the other stub?
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Old 08-10-2008, 12:52 PM   #127
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How much for the other stub?
That one is a pretty important part of the whole reconstruction process.

You can, however, have a testicle for $2,000; or BOTH for $3,000. FREE shipping included!
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Old 08-10-2008, 01:02 PM   #128
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Dang, Mr. 'Hamas' Jenkins. That's some pretty bad news, right there.

But, you know what they say; Live by the Chinawoman, die by the Chinawoman.

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Old 08-10-2008, 01:08 PM   #129
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Easy for you to say - you're old and experienced.
I resemble those remarks!! But even in my 20's i knew better than to throw a beer in a womans face...
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Old 08-10-2008, 01:11 PM   #130
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I bet she was pissed you weren't watching the Olympics.
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Old 08-10-2008, 01:19 PM   #131
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i am surprised she didn't drive into the bathroom
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Old 08-10-2008, 01:26 PM   #132
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lol. this is so unlikely.

You sure you weren't sitting around with your buds in the bar making asian jokes because the bar was half full of asian dudes? Did you go "CHING CHANG CHONG WONG" or some shit?
Guido jokes are so much more fun to make. The only truly offensive thing we were doing was playing air guitar with the shotguns from Big Buck Hunter.
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I bet she was pissed you weren't watching the Olympics.
Perfect.
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Old 08-10-2008, 01:45 PM   #134
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Did she have a nice rack, though? Wonder if she was the horizontal or vertical womanhood variety Oriental?

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I wish there was, But honestly, that was it.

I had a friend right there. Why she decided to throw a beer in my face (which splattered over 4 other people), I honestly don't know other than the fact that she's a beech.
I never had that kind of trouble in bars when I was still drinking. Probably because I had a holstered weapon and my federal ID and badge with me.
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